19 Bookmarks by Just_Chilling_Bro1999
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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- English
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- 4/4
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03 Apr 2026
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Cause You're A Villainous Thing (And We Can't Have You Living A Lie) by ABoxIsOnMyHead for ohlookitsmystic
Fandoms: Dream SMP
17 Aug 2024
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“Dear Techno Blade,
I hope this letter finds you in good health. Our messenger shouldn’t die on her way there, and hopefully nobody reads this before you and keeps it away from you.
I would like to formally invite you to my mansion for dinner. My messenger here should remember where it is, of course! Though I suppose she didn’t expect it to be my mansion, of all places. Isn’t that funny? I know this may seem sudden, but we have been attempting to reach you for an extremely long time, and I deeply look forward to seeing you once again.
In exchange for your appearance, we will let go of the rest of the hunters we have here in our care. They are alive, do not worry. But if you do not come in at the very least a week, we will have no choice but to eliminate them. We only have so many resources to care for three hunters. I do hope you understand.
And make sure to come alone. Don’t try to bring anybody else. We definitely do not have any space or time to care for them as well, so they will be sent off. You trust me, don’t you?
I look forward to your attendance.
Signed, Angel of Death.”
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- English
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- 7,659
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Just_Chilling_Bro1999
17 Aug 2024
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Ranboo knew that he’d do anything for Techno’s guidance. The language Techno used in conversation was inspiringly intricate and incredibly beautiful. He read ancient military strategies and tactfully employed them to stay supreme at DSMP High. Rumour even had it that he’d been banned from the creative writing club because his fiction stories were so beautiful they made the club cry. Technoblade was a genius and Ranboo would take any opportunity to learn from him.
Technoblade helps Ranboo cram for an English test. They are joined by Pinkie, Technoblade's exuberant little sister.
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- Part 2 of DSMP High
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- English
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- 4,691
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Just_Chilling_Bro1999
29 Jun 2024
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The Ravengence was a fearsome beast of legend. Or, so Technoblade thought, till hunters carried one of its golden eggs into town. The retaliatory slaughter and pillaging was probably to be expected, but when Tommy went missing he had no choice but to slay it.
Meanwhile, the bereaved Philza was only trying to replace his murdered chick, not realizing Tommy already belonged to someone else.
For the Voices for the Blade charity event- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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18 Jun 2024
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Just Between You, Me And The Apple Seeds by TR33G1RL
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2019
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Oliver Wood may have a secret, but unfortunately for him, this secret is spilled to another couple of members of the Gryffindor quidditch team, who may just spill it to someone else, who spills it as well. Oliver just wants to have some secrets to himself so he can figure what to do about this little secret, but secrets in Gryffindor, especially on the quidditch team, never stay secret for long. Even more so when it has to deal with the love life of the supposedly married-to-quidditch captain of the team. And somehow, since it involves a certain prefect who happened to be related to his teams' beaters, this business was to be shared with the whole school.
"God damn it, is nothing sacred with you heathens?!"
"Oh, Wood, you should have learned that the only things sacred with us are pranks and the suffering they cause."
Also, I made a playlist for this fic: https://open.spotify.com/user/transparentintrovert/playlist/6NunwekHdkwFlzmzLuaJn6?si=GxWLgH8xQ9OrtH9yAc45gg
[BEING REWORKED]
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11 Jun 2024
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A Myriad of Miscommunications by TheHappySpider
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
19 Mar 2024
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Technoblade is a human, abducted against his will and kept in a black market.
Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo are looking for something to protect them from pirates.Or: Humans are Space Orcs and Wilbur thinks one would make a good guard dog.
Lots of miscommunication and a mix of perspectives.Series
- Part 1 of Miscommunications AU
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- English
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- 32,825
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- 15/15
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Bookmarked by Just_Chilling_Bro1999
08 Mar 2024
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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...
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- English
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- 137,415
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- 22/22
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- 542
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08 Jan 2024
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Will you greet the dawn with me? by infinity_cheezburger
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Dec 2023
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A sense of dread settled itself deep inside his bones. He knew if it was any of his friends they would have let themselves in already, demonstrating his trust in them as he had not long ago gifted them each a key.
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Technoblade moves into a new area. He is suspicious of his neighbour's odd behaviour, but is quickly befriended by them. When someone from his past haunts him, how will his new family react?
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- Part 11 of Of Family and Failures
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30 Dec 2023
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to raise an anarchist (and receive a tyrant) by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Dec 2025
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Technoblade is a living sword.
For four hundred years he fought wars on behalf of tyrants, but one wish to a dead god sends him back in time to before the madness. Now Techno sets his sights on revenge, and plans to use the youngest heir of the Duke of Blumefallen, Theseus, to usurp the throne and achieve his revenge, then hopefully dip from the drama.
But what happens when the Craft family doesn't want him to leave?
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- Part 4 of season's sPoOky bingo board
- Part 1 of spooky bingo board for spooky season (2)
- Language:
- English
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- 148,339
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- 23/23
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Bookmarked by Just_Chilling_Bro1999
03 Dec 2023
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Techno didn’t start out as a problem child.
In fact, for a little while, it seemed like adults were clamoring to get their hands on him; the cute little bunny hybrid that he was. But that was a long time ago. Now he just has the lurid memories of their hands and eyes. Always reaching. Always watching.
Techno just wishes everyone would disappear and leave him alone.
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- English
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- 51,205
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 8
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- 85
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30 Aug 2022
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We passed the Fields of Gazing Grain, We passed the Setting Sun by floristkills
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Jul 2025
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Technoblade feels as though he was born of snow and ice and glacier. They are not delicate hands that hold him—teach him to stand, to walk, to run—but when he steps outside and freezing air grasps him down to the bone, he is held nonetheless.
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Techno has lived in the subarctic all his life and, despite the difficulties, he knows how to survive. It's too bad for him that the universe has decided to send something worse than a blizzard or frostbite: people. Now if only they would stop trying to befriend or kill him...
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- Part 1 of As Freezing persons, recollect the Snow
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- English
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- 131,456
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- 42/55
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29 Aug 2022
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Techno walked up the path and sat on the steps. All the lights were off. He didn't knock or ring the bell. He pulled his phone out and called Wilbur.
"Tech?" Wilbur answered after the third ring, sounding tired.
"Hi Wil." Techno said. "Can you let me in?"
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or Techno can't stop going over to his best friend's house, even when he knew they'd get sick of him too.
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- English
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29 Aug 2022
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The Pink Man by daniartonline, Juliberry
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), The Gray Man (2022)
08 Jul 2023
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Techno, otherwise known by his code name “Blade,” is the CIA's most skilled operative who operates within the gray—his true identity known to only a select and trusted few. He’s lived like this for years, lying low and staying underneath the radar, but when he is tasked with a suspicious operation by his superiors, he uncovers dark agency secrets and begins to question his own allegiance to the same people he is meant to trust. Now, as he’s hunted across the globe, Techno not only has to find a way to save himself, but also those he cares about the most.
_____________Or, alternatively, an SBI Gray Man AU
_____________Listen to Tommy's Record Collection here.
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29 Aug 2022
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The Time Technoblade Saved the World by SwissCheesits
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
10 Oct 2024
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Philza laughed. He laughed so hard that Techno could almost hear his lungs protesting for air.
Despite the rather harrowing circumstances, despite everything that's happened, Techno cracked a smile at hearing that laugh. He'll always smile when hearing it.
After a few moments, they were back in silence.
" Techno?" Philza asked after a beat.
Techno turned towards the older man, silently prompting him to continue.
Philza looked exhausted, yet his gaze was as sharp and expressive as ever, cutting into Techno with its vulnerability.
"If I found you first and we didn't grow to be so... different, could you grow to accept Tommy, Wilbur, and me? Maybe, perhaps one day... love us?"
Techno found that he was unable to respond to Philza's question.
He couldn't give an answer that didn't exist.
So he elected not to respond.
The silence returned, somehow answering Philza's question with painful absolution.
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In other words, Techno tries to save the world using the power of friendship and anarchy.Will he succeed?
Hopefully
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Part One: Chapter 1-14
Part Two: Chapter 16-30
Part Three: Chapter 32-?Series
- Part 1 of The Time Technoblade Saved The World
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Bookmarked by Just_Chilling_Bro1999
29 Aug 2022
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Phil gets kidnapped by a wild dragon (cough Techno cough) because of his blonde fucking hair that looks like gold. When they get to the dragon’s lair, Phil’s met with the sight of a fucking teenage boy lying in a fucking bed in the middle of the pile of gold and shit, hair just as blonde as Phil’s. Kid wakes up, sees Phil and is like, “you too, huh?” The kid is Tommy, and dragon Wilbur was the one who brought him there some time ago.
Or: I love dragons. And SBI. So why not combine them?
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- Language:
- English
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- 4,189
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Just_Chilling_Bro1999
28 Aug 2022
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Tommy did not mean to get himself captured. But the big man is promising to help him, and offering a fruit cup, and looking at him like he’s the only thing that matters in the world. So really, what could go wrong?
Or
RaccoonInnit and TechnoDad
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- Part 9 of Dsmp fics what am I doing?
- Language:
- English
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- 3,799
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Just_Chilling_Bro1999
28 Aug 2022
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When an eight-year-old Techno shows up in one of Hypixel’s tournaments, he can’t help but gain the attention of the admins.
(He can’t help but find a home in them.)
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28 Aug 2022
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The Petals You Leave Behind by confizzledworld
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Dec 2023
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Diluc has returned to Mondstadt, but rumors abound when he's seen being escorted home by a stranger. Xiao continues his duties in protecting Liyue, attempting to ignore personal affairs. This changes, however, when a letter arrives at the Wangshu Inn for him. Everyone is surprised by these two, as written words are carried like petals on the breeze.
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- Part 2 of Xiao/Diluc
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28 Aug 2022
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The Road to Recovery is Long (I'll Be By Your Side) by Werewolf_W1tch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Sep 2021
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It was past midnight when he got the call.
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28 Aug 2022