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Jaskier: Part time bard, part time courtesan and full time collector of Witchers by CertainlyNotRoach (SweetCandy)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Mar 2023
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Jaskier was the second most popular whore in all of Oxenfurt because his attention wasn’t an act; Jaskier fell in love easily and with almost everyone around him. He fell out of love just as quickly, which was a blessing because even a bard can only take so much heartbreak, but just a smile, a word, a glance or even a gesture and he was hopelessly in love. He loved almost all his customers earnestly and they always left with a spring in their step, a pleased blush on their cheeks or a small, secretive smile on kiss swollen lips.
He was authentic. Who knew that it would be his personality and not his species that would draw Witchers to him like moths to a flame?
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How Jaskier found out that he's catnip for witchers and permanently lost his heart to one (?) of them.
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- Part 1 of Jaskier: Full Time Collector of Witchers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 78,566
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 569
- Kudos:
- 3,501
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- 886
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27 Sep 2022
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No Compliance: Under Preservation by FlipSpring
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
13 Dec 2022
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Chilling At Preservation While Leaving Station Security On Read
Canon divergence: consequences of arriving in Preservation with no human guardian, after not being involved with the events of Fugitive Telemetry.
You (SecUnit) have a to do list:
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- Avoid prosecution for flouting imported goods regulation. (you are the imported goods. you imported yourself.)
- Thwart unsanctioned surveillance. (ok so you are unsanctioned surveillance, technically. but not you, the other surveillance that definitely exists. you are not just being paranoid. there is definitely something weird going on. why does nobody ever listen to you.)
- Keep all the annoying, ungrateful humans alive.(Also there's probably a CombatUnit loose somewhere but who gives a crap about that? Station Security is who. But fuck 'em.)
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- Part 12 of NULLverse: The Bot-Construct Disaster Squad
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18 Sep 2022
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nights without sleep and days that burn by ruffboi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
06 Dec 2021
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There was no madness in the eyes looking out from behind lank white hair, close enough he could reach out and brush it behind the witcher's ear.
"Are you bound to defend and serve me?" Julian asked, tilting his head slightly.
"Yes," the wolf growled, low and rumbling and nearly inaudible.
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Prince Julian of Kerack, when he came of age and was officially named his father's heir, was gifted four bound and controlled witchers by the king of Kaedwen: the last four wolves of Kaer Morhen. Julian would prefer to accept the gift and set them free, but is forbidden from doing that on pain of their deaths. So instead, all he can do is apologize and treat them decently.
This simple, compassionate act sets off a series of events that will irrevocably change his life, his witchers' lives, and the lives of everyone living in the Northern Kingdoms.
(Technically incomplete in that the current ending was not the planned endpoint, but does not have a cliffhanger and is functionally a complete story. Subscribe to be notified when the hiatus ends.)
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- English
- Words:
- 60,917
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 1,797
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- 5,834
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- 1,830
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- 111,539
Bookmarked by Maehem
21 Aug 2022
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“Fine!” Jaskier exclaimed, throwing his hands up in the air to show the grandness of his frustration. It said a lot about how often he did this that Roach didn’t even flinch. “Since you insist on clinging to your ridiculous delusions, I guess I’ll just have to prove you wrong.”
Geralt lifted an eyebrow, both intrigued and slightly concerned. “And how do you plan on doing that?”
“It’s pretty simple, actually,” Jaskier said, looking far too pleased with himself considering that his next words were, “I’ll just stop having sex!”
Or, the one in which Jaskier challenges himself to a bet and finds out that he isn't as human as he was led to believe
- Language:
- English
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- 18,304
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 148
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- 2,747
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31 Jul 2022
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What lies beneath the earth by lollistar
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Nov 2022
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It’s pitch dark outside when he crawls out of the hole. It closes silently behind him, leaving no trace of its existence. Covered in dirt, he slowly gets up, flexes his hands and rolls his shoulders. With his right hand, he touches his left, wondering at the softness of his skin and carefully lets his fingers explore this strange body. His vision is blurry as always and he finds no small amount of relief in the familiarity, glad that at least some things appear to be as they always were for him.
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He meets Geralt after about 20 years of living amongst humans. Everything about the man screams power and Jaskier can’t help but be drawn towards him like a moth to the flame. It’s a delight to be around someone who, in interactions with humans, is even worse than Jaskier was on his first day amongst them.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,322
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 108
- Kudos:
- 979
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- 209
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- 10,321
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27 Jul 2022
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appeasement by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 May 2022
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Fearing Geralt for any reason is a new element to Jaskier’s life, but it’s becoming a guiding force alarmingly quickly.
There’s not even a fucking reason for it. He doesn’t think Geralt will hurt him, has never thought he was ever at risk of permanent damage from the witcher. Geralt would toss himself off of a tower before he’d raise a hand or blade to someone who didn’t deserve it, gut punches to innocent bardlings notwithstanding.
But still, when Geralt turns a frustrated face his way after training or growls under his breath when one of the others snatches something before he gets to it at dinner, Jaskier feels like he’s back on that mountain, back to being driven off like an unwanted stray.
The anger is never directed at him, but he knows now how easily it could be.
He wonders, each day, how soon it will be.
(Jaskier carried some big issues down the mountain)
Bookmarked by Maehem
20 Jul 2022
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wolves and seals by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Dec 2022
- Words:
- 76,055
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 433
Bookmarked by Maehem
18 Jul 2022
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socializing by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Sep 2022
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Fics revolving around Geralt learning how to travel with someone and how to not immediately suspect the worst in said someone.
(Alternate description: Jaskier's adventures in taming a semi-feral witcher).
- Words:
- 74,097
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 449
Bookmarked by Maehem
18 Jul 2022
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Shortly after his graduation and not-so-willingly leaving the city-house inhabited by the Countess de Stael, Jaskier finds himself on the road with nothing but a bit of food in his pockets, a stolen bottle of wine and the lute on his back.
As it turns out, he has a penchant not only for music but also for encountering Witchers.
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Over the years, Dragon!Jaskier hoards Witchers instead of gold, stabs some people and falls in love along the way.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 270,498
- Chapters:
- 37/37
- Collections:
- 24
- Comments:
- 2,207
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- 7,306
- Bookmarks:
- 2,324
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- 211,952
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14 Jul 2022
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kicking death in the ass while singing by usedtobebird
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Jan 2026
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After birthing himself from a fresh grave lifetime-decades ago, Jaskier has played the bard across the continent. He is content because he is who he chooses to be: safely forgettable; a weed who makes music.
… Until the witcher, and the child surprise. Until the war. If he runs from his birthright, he risks the lives of everyone whom he ever held dear. If he embraces it – he loses them anyway.
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- English
- Words:
- 109,936
- Chapters:
- 10/11
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 265
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- 1,026
- Bookmarks:
- 356
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- 25,072
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09 Jul 2022
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Sep 2025
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For a timeline, list of characters, chronological reading order, and various notes on this AU, please check out the Accidental Warlord Supplements. If you want to join the Discord server, come on in!
- Words:
- 663,441
- Works:
- 52
- Bookmarks:
- 7,232
Bookmarked by Maehem
14 Jun 2022
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Out of Shyness or Shame by sapphyshipseverything
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Sep 2024
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Seeing no other alternatives before him, the witchers really are his best bet at surviving the winter at this point, as much as Jaskier wishes it wasn’t so.
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- Part 1 of Out of Shyness or Shame
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 83,223
- Chapters:
- 31/?
- Comments:
- 2,511
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- 3,641
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- 690
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- 98,064
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22 May 2022
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hold me closer by NatTheSongbird
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Mar 2022
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Jaskier, who just discovered he has magic, and Geralt, who just discovered he hates wyverns even more than he thought, are headed to Kaer Morhen for the winter to rest and recover. They'll have months to figure out where Jaskier's magic comes from and what this new, delicate thing between them means.
As it turns out, neither of those things are as simple as they sound. Good thing they'll have some help.
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- Part 2 of kiss it better
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,483
- Chapters:
- 5/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 126
- Kudos:
- 1,585
- Bookmarks:
- 184
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- 14,534
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25 Dec 2021
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Bookmarked by Maehem
12 Dec 2021
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Luc has had a bad day, well more like a bad year(okay, years to be exact). But he finally thought something potentially wonderful had come along.... only to have one moment try and rip that out from under him too. Oliver is there for Luc when he least expects it, and Luc's feelings for Oliver become more real than he'd care to admit.
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11 Dec 2021
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Penelope's been worried, since Simon hasn't talked about his favourite topic in a while. The issue was, there wasn't much time today during breakfast since class started soon. Magic Words.
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- English
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- 2,486
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 10
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- 323
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- 7
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- 2,529
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24 Nov 2021
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eudaimonia by iihappydaysii
Fandoms: Outlander Series - Diana Gabaldon, Outlander (TV), Outlander & Related Fandoms
26 Sep 2021
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To protect baby William, Jamie and Lord John run away with the child to raise him—in the year 2020. The more time they spend together in this new and unusual world, the harder it is for both of them to ignore their growing and changing feelings for one another.
Bookmarked by Maehem
23 Oct 2021
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Don't You Forget About Me by HarlequinAngel
Fandoms: The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Eldest Curses Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
20 Jan 2023
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Magnus wakes up with a handsome Shadowhunter in his bed, and no memory of how he got there.
This nameless man who he had woken in bed with, who was undoubtedly attractive, somehow had the ability to turn Magnus on like nothing else had in years.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,290
- Chapters:
- 16/22
- Comments:
- 109
- Kudos:
- 798
- Bookmarks:
- 134
- Hits:
- 24,592
Bookmarked by Maehem
13 Oct 2021
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A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement by Aria_Lerendeair for LaMalefix
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
26 Mar 2022
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When a Nephilim descends into Edom, alone, Magnus orders that the angel be brought to him. After all, the Nephilim never attacked without a plan and he had other problems to worry about it.
But when the angel informs him that he's there to fulfill the terms of a deal, well. Magnus might just have to find a way to twist things to his advantage.
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- Part 7 of The Immortal Alec Method List
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 69,470
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,084
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- 3,853
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- 916
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- 96,261
Bookmarked by Maehem
17 Sep 2021
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A Four Line Stanza by Team_Alpha_Wolf_Squadron
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
19 Dec 2022
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Alec was losing time. Literally. Between one blink and the next he didn't know where, or when, he was.
Bookmarked by Maehem
06 Sep 2021