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    Svetlana: It’s really everywhere
    Hayden: Literally how much lube does one couple need
    Rose: Where have you guys found it?
    Cassie: Bathrooms, kitchen, living room, garage
    Rose: Oh the garage ones!!!
    Svetlana: Which ones did you find? The one on the opener or the ones in the toolbox? Or the one on the shelf?
    Troy: Garage ones, plural?

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    Or, the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there

    Or or, the lube fic

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    23 Jul 2026

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    The Great Lube scavenger hunt fic

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    It's a sleepless night before one of the most important games of their careers, and Shane and Ilya find nothing better to do than go down memory road in a hotel gym.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Jane: We don’t send pictures

    Ilya: Pleaaaase Shane
    Ilya: My father just died
    Ilya: Need photos
    Ilya: Is grief!

    Jane: Jesus Christ

    Ilya: Yes he is dead too
    Ilya: Well…
    Ilya: Not anymore...

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    A look into Shane and Ilya's texts while Ilya was in Russia for his father's funeral

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Russian funeral rites and texting

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    none of these stories are interconnected. they can be read in any order, and you're not missing something if you skip some of them. it's just all my HR fic, gathered in one place.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Anon Hollanov stories

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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Shane and Ilya get The Clap. :|

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    Wiebe could tell he was wearing Ilya down, but he still looked nervous. "Ilya," Ilya stilled. To his team he was always Rozanov or Roz or Rozy, never Ilya. "You're our guy. There's nobody I'd rather be our captain, to lead this team to another Stanley Cup. It's clear you don't like the guy, but we both know how good this could be."

    Ilya jerked his head in a nod. "We will destroy everyone, this is true." Wiebe seemed satisfied. Ilya stood to leave and delivered one last look at Wiebe "But I do not have to be happy about it."

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    Shane and Ilya are estranged for years after Tuna Meltdown. Then Shane confuses everyone by signing with the Raiders.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Shane moves to Boston to get Ilya back

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Shane is a goalie

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    “You don’t have to.” Ilya whispers.

    “What?”

    “Love me. You don’t have to. To say it, you can move on, you can find someone better, you don’t have to.” he says. “I am. . . not good.” he settles on after trying to find the right words in his mind.

    *Alternate ending to episode 4*

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    15 Jul 2026

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    You don’t have to love me, Ilya says, but Shane says fuck that and then bangs the sadness out of him.

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    “Is captain's job to overcome all… factors. He got too full of himself. Never reached his real potential. Is shameful.”

    Okay, this is bullshit. Shane shoots Ilya a look, and the fucker won't still look at him. He also doesn't react to Grigori's words like he's heard them before. Well Shane hasn't and he has a few points he'd like to make. He fucking done being polite. Because what the fuck?

    “Respectfully, I disagree,” says Shane and instantly feels four pairs of eyes on him.

    Or, when Shane meets Ilya's father at an event and hears him shittalk his son, he has a few things to say about it.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Ilya’s dad is an asshole and Shane says absolutely the fuck not, Sir.

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    “Well, I’ve never been kidnapped... I mean, there have been threats.”

    When Shane told Rose that there had been kidnapping threats before, he definitely wasn’t expecting it to actually happen less than a year later.

    And he certainly wasn’t expecting rogue Toronto fans to snatch him off the street right outside his house.

    God, Ilya was never going to let him spend a night alone ever again. Seriously, its was his boyfriend’s first away game of the season and Shane got fucking kidnapped?

    Or: Shane gets kidnapped and Ilya gets angry

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Shane gets kidnapped

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    Shane has been missing for a long, long time.

    Or: Ilya goes on a road trip. Somewhere along the way, he finds himself again.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    The texture of memory

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    Ilya has been teaching the WAGS about edging. He mentions that Shane has done it to him, but he doesn't last as long as Ilya. Shane finds out about it, and sets out to show Ilya exactly how good his willpower is.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Sexy edging fic

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    After being abandoned by his fiancé, who started dating his cousin just one week later, Shane decides that showing up alone at their wedding is out of the question. His plan is simple: find someone handsome, confident, and convincing enough to show Jack that he is doing much better without him.

    Unsure whether it is actually a good idea, Shane writes to Russians’ Tea, his favorite podcast, asking the hosts for their opinion. Ilya Rozanov not only thinks the plan is brilliant, but also volunteers to play the role of Shane’s fake boyfriend.

    What is supposed to be nothing more than a small act of revenge turns into the promise of a future together.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Fake boyfriend Ilya Rozanov

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     
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    UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Adorable social media fic

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    Ilya has noticed Hollander’s beautiful flower tattoos. He seems to have a new one every time they see each other. But why has Canada’s Golden Boy chosen to get tattoos, and what do they mean?

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Magic tattoos Shane

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    When Shane Hollander accidentally wins a third and final cup with Montreal, resident team of homophobic dick bags, he decides to get revenge.

    When his cup day happens on the day he is set to get married to Ilya Rozanov, Shane decides to do the most petty thing he can think of to say "Fuck you, Montreal'.

    He decides to use the Stanley Cup as a cake stand.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    The Stanley cup attends the Hollonov wedding as the cake stand.

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    Certain things fall through the cracks as you're thrust into celebrity status from the age of eighteen. Some things you never learn, or they slip out of your fingers before you can hold on tight enough to fully imprint the memory.

    These are 5 Things Ilya Rozanov learns as an adult.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Ilya gets mothered and fathered

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    Shane Hollander doesn't fight. That doesn't mean he can't. In fact, when lines are crossed during the first game Shane plays against his former team since becoming a Centaur, people are about to learn it means exactly the opposite.

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    My version of a crack fic, brought to you by whoever it was that mentioned they thought Yuna would have put Shane in Martial Arts as a kid, and that’s the reason he doesn’t fight.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Shane is a Ni-Dan and throws a beating on Drapeau

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    There was a build up, okay? The tuna melt fiasco is their first hookup AFTER the summer but Ilya was emboldened by the last hookup BEFORE the summer.

    Inspired by the 5 second clip in the montage in episode 4 where Ilya wears the teal Adidas shirt and they kiss against the glass/up the stairs in Shane’s apartment.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Just before the Tuba Melt Meltdowb

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    Field meteorologist and dedicated climate scientist Shane Hollander of Boston's Channel 5 News is exasperated with assholes like Ilya Rozanov, the Russian playboy Storm Chaser with millions of followers, who waste their platforms on fame and sensationalized videos instead of taking the opportunity to educate their audiences about the very real, very happening right now dangers of climate change.

    Or:
    It may be below freezing in Boston, MA but during the bomb cyclogenesis blizzard of 2018, residents are hoping for something hot to melt the ice. Generational blizzard snows in the two most talked about men in weather, Meteorologist Shane Hollander and Storm Chaser Ilya Rozanov.

    First you’ve got Ottawa’s own Shane Hollander - from everything we’ve seen and heard he may not be the most sociable but this is the man with the highest climate science IQ out there. Incredibly smart, incredibly dedicated to climate justice, and incredibly hot.

    Then you’ve got Russia’s Ilya Rozanov strong on social media, strong with the ladies, and from everything we’ve heard he really gets under other storm chaser’s skins - viral on his own channels, not exactly liked by the meteorologist community.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Meteorologist Shane and Storm Chaser Ilya

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