7 Series by SkyAsimaru
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[Podfic] Snake Crowley Collection by AirgiPodSLV (AirgiodSLV), Djapchan, ExMarks, Gorillazgal86, ineffably (seeking_semperfiona), Izzybutt, LenaReads (LenaLawlipop), Literarion, lysandyra (pxssnelke), mahons_ondine, platinum_firebird, Ravin, seleneaurora, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), shamrockjolnes, silkylustre, sisi_rambles, SkyAsimaru, sPODghetti (RainingPrince), TheLordOfLaMancha, Tipsy_Kitty, UnholyCrowley, with (CompassRose), with (Literarion), with (Tipsy_Kitty)
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
- Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit, General Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- M/M, Other, F/F
- Series in Progress
23 Aug 2023
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)/Other(s)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Gabriel (Good Omens)
- Uriel (Good Omens)
- Sandalphon (Good Omens)
- Michael (Good Omens)
- Anathema Device
- Newton Pulsifer
- Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
- Adam Young (Good Omens)
- Pepper (Good Omens)
- Brian (Good Omens)
- Wensleydale (Good Omens)
- Deirdre Young
- Arthur Young | Mr Young (Good Omens)
- Warlock Dowling
- Hastur (Good Omens)
- Ligur (Good Omens)
- Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
- Original Characters
- Snake Crowley (Good Omens)
- Unwanted Transformations
- taking it slow
- Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale is Patient (Good Omens)
- Podfic & Podficced Works
- Podfic
- Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
- Alternate Universe
- Alternate Universe - Fantasy
- we'd call this Bible pod but that would be a dirty dirty lie
- Inspired by Song of Solomon
- Naga Crowley (Good Omens)
- Tree Creature Aziraphale
- First Time
- you read that right
- erotic fruit plucking and eating
- mild body horror
- the mortifying ordeal of finding someone to pluck your sexy fruit
- Acceptance
- Hurt/Comfort
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- this is a lot softer and feelsy than the tags are making it sound
- Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes
- Sex with Snake Form Crowley (Good Omens)
- Eggs
- Crack
- Surprises
- Discord: O Lord Heal This Server
- Prompt Fic
- Pining
- Affection
- Snektember
- Prompt Fill
- Drabbles
- 100 word drabbles
- Established Relationship
- Humor
- Fluff
- Smut
- Conversations
- Screenplay/Script Format
- First Kiss
- Awake the Snake (Good Omens)
- Bickering
- Kink Negotiation
- South Downs Cottage (Good Omens)
- Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes
- Snake Anatomy
- garden eden
- divine intervention
- Ineffability
- smiting
- BAMF!Aziraphale
- Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Post-Canon
- Far Future
- Asexual Relationship
- Asexual Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens)
- Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
- Insomnia
- Panic Attack
- Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours
- Snake Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Transformation
- snake sex
- Explicit Sexual Content
- Cloaca
- Misunderstandings
- Gifts
- silliness
- Silly
- Aziraphale Is Trying (Good Omens)
- Snake Problems
- Fluff and Angst
- References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
- Human Sacrifice
- Blood
- Blood and Injury
- Mildly Dubious Consent
- Coercion
- Cutting
- Mythology References
- Frottage
- Anal Sex
- Andromeda Myth
- Snex (snake sex)
- Size Difference
- Really Big Snake
- Hemipenes
- Taking liberties with Greek mythology
- But not the laws of physics apparently
- Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes
- Insecurity
- Consent
- Sexual Experimentation
- Xeno
- Kink Meme
- I Don't Even Know
- Podfic Length: 20-30 Minutes
- Voyeurism
- Accidental Voyeurism
- Angelic Upskirt
- Corporations How Do They Work
- Crowley Is Curious (Good Omens)
- Scene: Garden of Eden (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale and Crowley Through The Ages (Good Omens)
- Developing Relationship
- BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Post-Apocalypse
- Aziraphale's Bookshop (Good Omens)
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Footnotes
- Snake Behaviour
- Masturbation
- Embarrassment
- mild xeno
- Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens)
- Alternate Universe - Human
- Human Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Rituals
- Snex
- Discord: All That Slithers
- Anxiety
- Light Angst
- Fluff and Humor
- soft soft soft
- Proposals
- OLHTS made me do it
- Flirting
- fantasies
- Idiots in Love
- Historical
- Drug Use
- Accidental Drug Use
- Sex while Under the Influence
- Egg Laying
- Accidental Vore-Light
- Sex Toys
- Sexual Fantasy
- Asexual Character
- Touch-Starved
- hair petting
- Cunning Plans
- kind of playing chicken except with cuddling
- Explicitely Romantic Physical Expressions of Affection
- Use Your Words
- Podfic Length: 1.5-2 Hours
- Mild Hurt/Comfort
- Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
- Pampering
- Massage
- Two Dudes Sitting No Feet Apart in the Hot Tub Because They're NOT Hereditary Enemies
- Shedding
- Asexual Crowley (Good Omens)
- Asexual Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Always A Snake
- Confessions
- Love Confessions
- Gift Exchange
- Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale
- Alternate Universe - Beauty and the Beast Fusion
- Alternate Universe - East of the Sun and West of the Moon Fusion
- kind of a sprinkle of this dab and that and a big pinch of tropes situation
- just rolling around in ATU 425 and seeing what sticks
- Adventure
- Quests
- Con Artist Crowley
- Professional Quest Hero Aziraphale
- Inconvenient Romantic Feelings
- Background Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer - Freeform
- Podfic Length: 7-10 Hours
- Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
- Heaven's burocracy
- Radio Play
- Multivoice
- Epistolary
- Picnics
- POV Outsider
- Ineffable Wives | Female Aziraphale/Female Crowley (Good Omens)
- Female Crowley (Good Omens)
- Female Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Fluff and Smut
- Semi-Public Sex
- Clothed Sex
- Penetrative Sex
- Penis In Vagina Sex
- Aziraphale Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
- Crowley Has Two Penises (Good Omens)
- Good Ol' Two-Dick Crowley
- dubiously set in a fucking-through-the-ages-AU
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Misgendering
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Kinky Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Size Queen Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Double Penetration
- Size Kink
- Held Down
- Top Crowley (Good Omens)
- Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Unexpected Meetings
- Injury
- Grooming
- Shapeshifting
- having a crush on your neighbor
- comedy smut
- Cute pajamas
- Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
- questional financial choices that somehow lead to romance
- Alternate Universe - Neighbors
- Bathing/Washing
- Bathtubs
- Intimacy
- Tenderness
- Domestic Fluff
- Cock Warming
- no sex just holding
- kink discovery sort of
- Crowley is a snake throughout
- All Crowleys Are Good Crowleys
- Outdoor Sex
- Oral Sex
- Shape Shifting Sentient Snake Sex
- Service Top Crowley (Good Omens)
- Service Top Snake Crowley
- Multiple Orgasms
- Tail Insertion
- just two ethereal/occult beings v much in love ok
- Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
- Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
- (Two!)
Summary
This is a collection of (sometimes multivoice) podfics revolving around Crowley in his snake form written by different authors and recorded/multivoice podfics organized by Djapchan.
- Words:
- 11,814
- Works:
- 33
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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[Podfic] Pod-O-Ween Tricks & Treats by Djapchan, SkyAsimaru
Fandom: Dark Souls (Video Games), Dark Souls III, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
- Teen And Up Audiences, General Audiences, Explicit, Mature
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
- M/M, Gen, F/M, Other
- Complete Series
18 Oct 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Major Character Death
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale & Crowley & Adam Young (Good Omens)
- Arthur Young | Mr Young/Deirdre Young
- Aziraphale & Crowley & The Them (Good Omens)
- Minor or Background Relationship(s)
- Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer
- Siegward of Catarina/Yhorm the Giant
- Adachi Koichi/Kashiwagi Osamu
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
- Beelzebub (Good Omens)
- Adam Young (Good Omens)
- The Them (Good Omens)
- Deirdre Young
- Anathema Device
- Newton Pulsifer
- Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
- Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
- Yhorm the Giant
- Siegward of Catarina
- Unbreakable Patches (Dark Souls)
- Death (Discworld)
- Adachi Koichi
- Kashiwagi Osamu
- Fluff
- a tiny bit of angst
- Halloween
- Pumpkin carving
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Podfic & Podficced Works
- Podfic
- Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes
- Humor
- Horror
- Gifts
- Hell Is Awful
- Skeleton Horse
- Fire-based Support Animals
- Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
- Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
- Crowley is Bad at Being a Demon (Good Omens)
- Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
- Demons
- Ghosts
- Holy Water
- Canon-Typical Discorporation
- Death
- Eric Abuse
- Crowley is So Done (Good Omens)
- Spiders
- Spike Pit
- Mausoleums
- Background Relationships
- Podfic Length: 20-30 Minutes
- Crowley Was Raphael Before Falling (Good Omens)
- Crowley is Good With Kids (Good Omens)
- Crowley Hates the 14th Century (Good Omens)
- Angst
- Plague
- Historical
- Angel Healing
- Samhain
- Trick or Treating
- Halloween Costumes
- Pre-Canon
- Both before and after the Arrangement
- Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes
- Vampires
- Mistakes
- Guilt
- Sad
- Reminiscing
- Crowley Has Feelings (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Hurt Crowley
- Angsty Crowley (Good Omens)
- Oblivious Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- POV Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley-centric (Good Omens)
- Mixes book and show canon
- Costume Parties & Masquerades
- Pie
- First Kiss
- Surprise Cameo
- Crowley can see ghosts
- Follows show canon but set in the 1990s
- Love
- Trust
- Shibari
- Intimacy
- Praise Kink
- Outdoor Sex
- Frottage
- Oral Sex
- Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes
- Naga Crowley (Good Omens)
- Reverse!naga
- Half Transformation
- Captivity
- Rescue
- Snake Anatomy
- Snake Tongue
- First Time
- Banter
- Idiots in Love
- Aziraphale is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
- Consent Issues
- Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours
- Hurt/Comfort
- Aftermath of Violence
- Aftermath of Torture
- Non-Graphic Violence
- Trauma
- Halloween Through The Ages
- Post-Canon
- Developing Relationship
- 5+1 Things
- (it's actually 4+1 but you know)
- Canon Compliant
- Pining
- Kinda
- Crack
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Angels
- Demon Summoning
- Aziraphale Is Not Amused
- Alternate Universe - Fantasy
- Alternate Universe
- Fairy Tale Elements
- Fae Crowley (Good Omens)
- First Meetings
- Loneliness
- Hopeful Ending
- Female-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens)
- Male-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Prompt Fill
- Aziraphale to the Rescue (Good Omens)
- Crowley is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
- Quote: Ngk (Good Omens)
- Witches
- Alternate Universe - Human
- Actor Crowley (Good Omens)
- Flustered Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Flirting
- Kissing
- Neck Kissing
- Spooky Castle
- Teasing
- Worried Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Attraction
- Fake Blood
- How fortuitous that the fake blood is edible
- Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
- Magic Tricks
- Fun with melted chocolate
- Couch Cuddles
- gentle biting
- Mild Smut
- vampire themes
- Podfic Length: 3-3.5 Hours
- References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
- Human Sacrifice
- Blood
- Blood and Injury
- Mildly Dubious Consent
- Coercion
- Cutting
- Mythology References
- Anal Sex
- Snake Crowley (Good Omens)
- Andromeda Myth
- Snex (snake sex)
- Sex with Snake Form Crowley (Good Omens)
- Size Difference
- Really Big Snake
- Hemipenes
- Taking liberties with Greek mythology
- But not the laws of physics apparently
- Swordfighting
- Arguing
- Angry Sex
- Rough Sex
- Confessions
- Explicit Sexual Content
- Crowley Loves Kids (Good Omens)
- Eldritch Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Body Horror
- Tentacles
- Romance
- Anxiety
- Comfort
- taking it slow
- Sexual Content
- Aziraphale's True Form (Good Omens)
- Crowley's True Form (Good Omens)
- Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
- Alternate Universe - Horror
- Gags
- communication barrier
- Sadomasochism
- Extreme Body Modification
- Extreme Piercing
- Corset Piercing
- Painplay
- wound descrition
- Sexual Incompatibility
- Compromises For Love
- Established Relationship
- Hellraiser Fusion
- Action
- mentions of abduction & enslavement
- non-graphic mentions of cuts and blood
- Alternate Universe - Magic
- mage!Crowley
- made up fantasy creatures for fun and (non)profit
- Pod-O-Ween 2023
- Multivoice
- Minor Injuries
- Non-graphic descriptions of injuries
- wild-ass wound care
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Anxious Crowley (Good Omens)
- Nesting
- fellas is it gay to ask an apex predator to sleep with it in its nest?
- the mortifying ordeal of realizing you're a lonely burnt-out mess and need help and rest
- Getting Together
- Domestic
- Post-Season/Series 01 Finale
- Not Good Omens Season 2 Compliant
- South Downs Cottage (Good Omens)
- Temporary Character Death
- Healing
- Angel and Demon True Forms (Good Omens)
- Metaphysical Sex
- Near Death Experiences
- Sigils
- Witchcraft
- protective wards
- Crowley Has Two Penises (Good Omens)
- Some Humor
- because these two never shut up
- Happy Ending
- Crowley is Bad With Horses (Good Omens)
- Discworld References
- Hell is a Bureaucracy (Good Omens)
- Caring Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Undead
- other characters appear but are not the main focus
- Human/Monster Romance
- Alternate Universe - Werewolf
- Werewagi AU
- Words:
- 1,568
- Works:
- 29
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Sheepnanigans with Azshearaphale by Djapchan, JoseyxNeko, SkyAsimaru
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Noel's House Party (TV)
- Explicit, Mature, General Audiences, Not Rated, Teen And Up Audiences
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
- Other, M/M, Multi
- Series in Progress
23 Dec 2024
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
- a sheep and cow
- Crowley/Gabriel (Good Omens)
- Crowley & Gabriel (Good Omens)
- in a sense - Relationship
- Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer
- Crowley & Anathema Device
- selfcest - Relationship
- Mooley/Azshearaphale
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
- /Azshearaphale
- &Mooley
- Newton Pulsifer
- Azshearaphale
- Mooley
- azshearaphale the sheep
- mooley the cow
- gabriellama the lama
- ligurmule the mule
- Gabriel (Good Omens)
- Ligur (Good Omens)
- as a sheep called Azshearapahle
- as both a botanist and a bull called Mooley
- as a farmer
- as a veterinarian
- Anathema Device
- as a horse named Aneighthema
- honorably mentioned
- debut - Character
- as a sheep named Azshearaphale
- as both a horticulturalist and a bull
- as a vet
- Adam Young (Good Omens)
- Dog (Good Omens)
- /Mooley
- Warlock Dowling
- /Warlockid
- Unknown stranger - Character
- as a sheep called
- as both a horticulturalist
- and a cow called Mooley
- as the normal boy he is
- and - Character
- as a goat
- kidfic - Character
- Mr. Blobby (Noel's House Party)
- Hastur (Good Omens)
- The Them (Good Omens)
- (honorable mention)
- Warlockid (honorable mention)
- &Azshearaphale
- Warlockid
- as a sheep called Azshearaphale
- who is a bull based off Crowley
- as a goat named Warlockid
- but also a sheep named
- and a bull named
- and a goat named
- Pepper (Good Omens)
- Wensleydale (Good Omens)
- Brian (Good Omens)
- but in this case Crowley is the bull Mooley
- but aren't we all Mooley in one way or another?
- Muriel (Good Omens)
- in the form of a cat called
- Mewriel
- in the form of both a human
- and a bull named Mooley
- briefly referenced as a matador
- and a sheep named Azshearaphale
- (mentioned)
- Mr Brown (Good Omens)
- Crowley fucks a sheep
- I'm not kidding
- He will fuck a sheep in this
- do not be surprised
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- Aziraphale is a sheep
- Crowley is a horticulturist
- Aziraphale is definitely a sheep
- Not an Angel disguised as a sheep
- A barnyard animal sheep
- It's lambing season
- The sheep doesn't magically become human
- It's a goddamn sheep
- Do not expect anything different
- Alternative Universe - Human
- and sheep
- Shadwell is a farmer
- sorry tag wranglers
- I'm taking no chances
- Unbeta'd
- Unsurpisingly
- Sheep Fucking
- Written by a bonafide Welsh person
- it's ok
- I can write this
- I'm Welsh
- The sheep consents btw
- Happy Ending
- if you know what i mean
- Bestiality
- it happened again
- only this time there's a cow
- the cow fucks the sheep
- they fuck the sheep at the same time
- Threesome - M/S/C
- Double Penetration
- getting caught
- and cow
- Crowley is also a cow
- an excessive amount of farmyard puns
- still taking no chances tag wranglers
- The animals both consent
- Enthusastic Consent
- Unsuprisingly
- Crack
- Humor
- Again
- Again again
- This time it's sensual
- Consensual
- Aziraphale needs a shave
- Bearded Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- technically?? - Freeform
- Don't @ Me
- you know the drill by now
- A sheep gets drilled
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Merry Christmas
- It just keeps happening
- Mooley's back
- Mooley is Crowley as a cow
- A real farmyard sheep
- not an angel
- A sheep named Azshearaphale
- Haters learn to filter
- Deception
- Loneliness
- Crowley Has Self-Esteem Issues (Good Omens)
- it's the most wonderful time of the year
- T'is the season to be jolly
- Love Actually References
- Mariah Carey didn't want this
- Accidental Voyeurism
- We could all do with a big fluffy sheep beneath us at Christmas
- puns
- Comedy
- Discord: O Lord Heal This Server
- Christmas Fluff
- Oh lord hold onto your hats for this one
- But does he?
- Azshearaphale is sick
- Sickfic
- Crowley is horny
- Mooley is horny
- Mooley has horns
- Azshearaphale is bedridden
- Dubious Consent
- But he really really consents
- Dry Humping
- Wet Humping
- All the humping
- do not try this at home
- wanking
- Getting jumped by a bull
- A real genuine sheep
- the crackiest
- Alternate Universe - Human
- unsurprisingly
- I don't know how this universe continued growing.
- Self-cest
- I’m not kidding
- there’s a cow
- the cow watches
- Alternate Universe
- Human
- Sheep
- Cow
- Crowley is also a cow but his name is Mooley
- The animals consent enthusiastically
- Fluff and Crack
- Enthusiastic Consent
- These are definitely animals
- not humans disguised as animals
- but they consent ok
- I’m not Welsh but a Welsh person said I could write this
- please to suspend your disbelief
- he really fucks a sheep in this
- and the sheep likes it
- so does the cow
- Crowley does not fuck a sheep in this one
- they just kiss and cuddle and that's alright
- The cow however fucks a lama
- but don't worry the lama is into it
- The mule watches
- Barnyard Animals
- Lama
- Mule - Freeform
- Crowley is also a cow by his name is Mooley
- Gabriel is a lama and his name is Gabriellama
- Ligur is the mule but he just watches
- Crack Relationships
- Christmas Crack
- nativity
- Apart from Crowley everyone is an animal with very expressive emotions
- All animals consent enthusiastically
- Fluff and Humor
- When late ideas catch your brain and won't let go until you've written them
- You Have Been Warned
- Please have a sense of humor and don't take this too seriously
- Or rather the sheep fucks Crowley
- Body Swap
- human animal barnyard AU
- Aziraphale is a sheep named Azshearaphale
- look if you're here I presume by now you know what you're getting into
- New Years glimpse
- sorta like a miracle but your ovisian lover initiated it
- so Crowley gets fucked by a sheep in his own human body would be more accurate
- yes the cow watches
- Mooley is the cow
- Mooley is just Crowley in surely spirit form
- the lama is mentioned but unavailable to make an appearance in this chapter
- Smut
- Sex
- Anal Sex
- voyeuristic Mooley
- human-turned-sheep fucker Azshearaphale
- Crowley takes it all
- if I forgot a tag I do apologize
- may I direct you to my complaint department
- which is Azshearaphale in a hat
- read with a sense of humor please
- happy holidays
- Crowley gets fucked by a sheep
- but not in the way he fucks a sheep
- Transformation
- falling
- black sheep
- Consequences of arguments
- Never say things you don't mean
- Azshearaphale is not himself
- EVERYTHING GOES WRONG
- Poor Crowley
- Someone give him his sheep back
- Don't worry this is me
- Mooley is a background character this time
- Sorry Mooley
- Horny farm animals
- This tag WILL be canon one day I swear it
- Hearing Things
- with a sheep
- Sexually dissatisfied sheep
- Inner monologue becoming an outer monologue
- Upping your game
- Mooley is background again
- sorry Mooley lovers
- How to sexually satisfy your sheep 101
- Some pretty good lines of dialogue
- or so I'm told
- Azshearaphale gets a voice in this one!
- Fisting
- Kind Of
- Aziraphale is still a sheep called Azshearaphale
- Definitely nothing more than a sheep
- oooooh boy
- Fluff and Smut
- read with a sense of humor
- Hand Jobs
- on a bull
- use of an AV
- sex with a bull
- the ram watches
- Crowley goes down on Mooley
- Not to be taken seriously
- Don't Try This At Home
- ladies and gentlemen may I introduce Aneighthema the horse
- who only appears briefly but may be back for more shenanigans in a later chapter
- Language Barrier
- Miscommunication
- Hurt/Comfort
- accidental death of plants
- Semen Collecting
- fear of the unknown
- concerns about prostituting your bull
- cow sex
- I did way too much research on way too many things
- This fic started as crack but then became very soft
- Porn
- mention of money troubles
- read at your own mental awareness: this is what you're getting into
- Bull - Freeform
- Horticulturist love
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Horticulturalist
- Throuple
- Aziraphale is a sheep called Azshearaphale
- a literal sheep
- Crowley is a horticulturalist
- but also a bull named Mooley
- they are in love
- Dom/sub
- Dom Crowley (Good Omens)
- Sub Crowley (Good Omens)
- or rather sub Mooley
- Azshearaphale gets hurt but it turns out all right in the end
- Aneighthema makes her reappearance
- as does the veterinarian Newt
- A Nightingale Sings in Berkeley Square (Good Omens)
- and by Berkeley Square we mean Crowley's farm
- Praise Kink
- Kink Negotiation
- Light Dom/sub
- Prompt Fill
- If you made it this far in the series you're as invested in this as we are
- Podfic & Podficced Works
- Podfic
- Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
- Slice of Life
- and a cow - Freeform
- (later in their hotel room)
- for now they are just chillin' on their honeymoon
- Kidfic
- yes I did just put those two tags next to each other
- bite me
- two kids
- but they're a different kind of kid to each other
- Crowley knows nothing about reproduction
- Crowley is good with kids
- so is Azshearaphale
- so is Mooley
- Unexpected Parenting
- Child Abandonment
- nanny ashtoreth - Freeform
- Kinda
- brother francis
- ish
- Title is a pun again who is surprised
- Premature Ejaculation
- posted from my phone sorry if it's wonky
- Shadwell becomes more West Country and less Scottish every time sorry
- Writing non-canon tags on mobile is bloody difficult
- Crowley doesn't fuck a sheep in this one
- Can't even pretend
- This is as the title suggests: a tease
- An intermission of sorts
- Warlockid is Warlock as a kid
- We're getting close to the end y'all
- The inner monologue of three different animals
- An unknown stranger
- Azshearaphale fic
- Azshearaphale is a sheep
- technically a ram
- crowley is both a horticulturalist human and a bull named Mooley
- Silly Stories
- Time Loop
- crowley's clothes are in peril
- Old-Fashioned
- out of fashion
- Fringe - Freeform
- as in that fringey bit that used to be on clothes
- Short
- Crowley is both a horticulturalist and a bull named Mooley
- Warlock is a pygmy goat named Warlockid
- they live together
- Hastur is a neighbor mentioned in passing
- Mr. Blobby is just Mr. Blobby and I make no excuses for him
- records
- Jukeboxes
- Rick-Rolling
- In the end notes
- hence why this is only rated M
- Mentions of Shadwell
- Not at this address
- You've got the wrong person
- Think of the trees
- Royal Mail's best customer
- Pretty sure it's illegal for a Postmaster to alter postcards
- but does Anathema care? No
- Make sure you send your post to the right address kids
- The briefest of mentions of Azshearaphale
- I miss him. I should write more.
- One Big Happy Family
- Sleepless nights
- Dancing
- Slow Dancing
- Waltzing
- Moonlight
- and
- Fireflies
- No sex in this chapter
- unnamed lonely feelings
- Fluff
- Domestic Fluff
- Short & Sweet
- and a little somber
- Fanart
- Inspired by Fanfiction
- rating shifts from cutesy innocent to well you’ll see
- Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- crowley is also a bull named mooley
- barnyard fun
- Crowley Fucks a Sheep (Good Omens)
- Did I make that look official enough? It will be a canon tag one day
- Azirphale is a sheep named Azshearaphale
- Sheep Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Shenanigans
- The Them are up to no good
- Accidental Shibari
- Shibari
- Outdoor Sex
- Semi-Public Sex
- Multiple Orgasms
- Sexual Frustration
- look you know the drill by now
- read the tags
- Orgasm Denial
- Sick Character
- Crowley catches a cold
- azshearaphale and mooley get help
- Aziraphale to the Rescue (Good Omens)
- Mystery
- Mystery Character(s)
- will they ever meet?
- barnyard lovers
- based on crack fiction
- but it keeps getting sweeter??
- Or at least he's pretty sure he fucks a sheep
- He has no reason to believe otherwise
- Mistaken Identity
- Locked In
- Glory Hole
- Anonymous Sex
- accidentally
- Barebacking
- Absolutely no protection was used and it will not be addressed
- Do not come at me demanding safe sex practises
- Not in this fic series
- Not in any fic series ever fuck off
- My guy gives regular unprotected anal sex to a sheep it is FANTASY
- Unprotected Sex
- Oral Sex
- Like the wee-est bit of angst right at the end but it's not gonna stay that way
- OLHTS made me do it
- Or Is It?
- Resolution
- Hot Chocolate
- Alcohol
- Withdrawal
- when you want to do better but need someone to do it with you
- which is more than okay
- since we're all in this together
- cops and robbers
- a chaotic house
- Grounding
- Crowley Has a Bad Day (Good Omens)
- or rather Mooley has a bad day
- Bad Day in general
- Anger
- Anger Management
- matador Aziraphale anyone?
- matador
- but not the kind that kills the bull
- Frottage
- Dreams vs. Reality
- Dreams
- Rimming
- hints of a foursome if two are human and two are animals
- Oh the tags
- I forgot about the tags!
- ok here we go
- He is also a human
- They are not one and the same
- don't get confused
- but also a separate human Aziraphale
- Got that? Good
- Misunderstandings
- meeting irl
- Consenting farm animals
- Explicit Consent
- Coming In Pants
- Face-Fucking
- with a human
- Daisy Chaining
- no prep
- Lowblow by a goat
- Cuddle Pile
- The title is a pun and we start how we mean to go on
- God there really is just so much going on in this installment
- Story Arc Finale
- polycule
- Threesome - M/M/S
- This turned out so long compared to the others
- This got too long so it never gained that E tag
- Sorry to disappoint
- Birthdays
- forgotten birthdays
- Swearing
- Drinking alcohol to hide from your problems
- sad wanks
- Photo Shoots
- Boudoir
- Photography
- Sexy
- Cameras
- Aziraphale is a good addition to this polycule
- because he can manage phone and email you see
- secret present for crowley
- learning new things about ourselves every day
Summary
Formerly 'Farmyard Crack'
A series of one shots following Human!Crowley's relationship and antics with Sheep!Aziraphale (Azshearaphale), sometimes Cow!Crowley (Mooley), and every time Farmer!Shadwell.
- Words:
- 54,490
- Works:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 10
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[Multivoice Podfic] the one where they flirt on the track: a roller derby AU by Djapchan, SkyAsimaru
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Nov 2023
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Israel Hands
- Israel Hands & Lucius Spriggs
- Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs
- Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs
- Israel Hands/"Calico" Jack Rackham
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Lucius Spriggs
- Israel Hands
- Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death)
- Oluwande Boodhari
- Jim Jimenez
- Buttons (Our Flag Means Death)
- Alma Bonnet
- Louis Bonnet
- Mary Allamby Bonnet
- Spanish Jackie (Our Flag Means Death)
- Our Flag Means Death Ensemble
- "Calico" Jack Rackham
- background Lucius/Black Pete
- Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
- Alternate Universe - Roller Derby
- First Meetings
- Idiots in Love
- flirting on the track
- Fluff and Humor
- First Kiss
- Podfic & Podficced Works
- Podfic
- Podfic Length: 1.5-2 Hours
- Multivoice
- Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs
- Minor Mary Allamby Bonnet/Doug (Our Flag Means Death)
- Established Relationship
- Kid Fic
- Making Out
- Fluff
- Flirting
- First Time
- Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours
- Spanish Jackie's business empire
- rage room
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- mention od a broken toe
- Caffeine Addiction
- oc Ruthie the espresso machine
- Izzy Hands has abad time of it
- light stabbing
- Brief Mention of Blood
- roller disco
- Fancy Dress Party
- Bets & Wagers
- Izzy and Jackie's friendship is magic
- Lucius has many talents
- skate maintenance as a love language
- questionable costume choices by author
- Slow Dancing
- lack of self-care
- Chekhov's massage
- Hurt/Comfort
- Kissing
- Podfic Length: 3.5-4 Hours
- Podfic Length: 20-30 Minutes
- Drabble
- Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
- Bruises
- Mild Painplay
- Caretaking
- Date Night
- sartorial distractions
- Implied Sexual Content
- Drinking
- Angst
- Drunkenness
- Words:
- 1,675
- Works:
- 9
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[Multivoice Podfic] Fur and Feathers and Fantasy Fun by Djapchan, SkyAsimaru
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Oct 2023
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Action
- mentions of abduction & enslavement
- Non-Graphic Violence
- non-graphic mentions of cuts and blood
- Alternate Universe - Magic
- mage!Crowley
- made up fantasy creatures for fun and (non)profit
- Pod-O-Ween 2023
- Multivoice
- Podfic
- Podfic & Podficced Works
- Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes
- Minor Injuries
- Non-graphic descriptions of injuries
- wild-ass wound care
- Hurt/Comfort
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Anxious Crowley (Good Omens)
- Nesting
- communication barrier
- fellas is it gay to ask an apex predator to sleep with it in its nest?
- Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes
- the mortifying ordeal of realizing you're a lonely burnt-out mess and need help and rest
- Getting Together
- Domestic
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Words:
- 174
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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[Mutlivoice Podfic] Irritable Hound Soothing Prompt Week drabbles by Djapchan, SkyAsimaru
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Jan 2023
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs
- Israel Hands
- Lucius Spriggs
- Alma Bonnet
- Fluff
- Drabble
- Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
- Alternate Universe - Roller Derby
- Podfic & Podficced Works
- Podfic
- Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
- Words:
- 75
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
- Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Stede Bonnet
- Izzy
- mentioned but not actually in here
- Kraken
- Roach (Our Flag Means Death)
- POV Alternating
- based on the tentacle porn fic from before
- Wet Dream
- Watching Someone Sleep
- Soft
- Fluff
- Comedy
- Romantic Comedy
- ed and stede are a mess and I love them
- Dream Sex
- Wet & Messy
- Actual Kraken Blackbeard | Edward Teach
- Fever Dreams
- Tentacles
- Tentacle Sex
- Tentacle Monsters
- Consentacles
- Anal Sex
- Anal
- Anal Play
- Spitroasting
- So many tentacles
- like tentacles for days
- suspicious tea
- dreamworld antics
- izzy is there just to taunt and be a creep but he's not actually in the story
- Lighthouses
- Home
- Found Family
- somewhat awkward mornings
- Words:
- 3,709
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2