SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFic

Cards 3A07 of hearts upside down, to spell out LOVE



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    NOTE: These fics are not at all linked story-wise, but I wanted to collect all the different scattered fics I've written for three years' worth of Wordplay events. Can't wait for my fourth!
    Check out past events, prompts, and stories or sign up for the next round here!

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    NOTE: These fics are not at all linked story-wise, but I wanted to collect all the different scattered fics I've written for various Troped events over the years. Check out the competition page here to look for current events if you want to join -- we'd love to have you

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    A series of snippets of Vax'ilmore being in a loving, committed, long-term relationship. Because we all need some good ol' cheerful fluff. Or at least I do, and I'm bringing you with me.
    Stories are in the order I write them, not necessarily chronological.

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  1. Rec 16

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    "Well that's the thing," Zayn replied, rubbing his face as he tried to phrase it. "It's just - it's actually… well," Zayn paused, then sighed. "Do you guys think lads would find me attractive?"

    Zayn wasn't entirely prepared for the looks that the pair of them gave him, synchronised and… dumbfounded, if he had to put a name to it. Jaws marginally dropped, eyes disbelieving.

    Louis snapped out of it first.

    "Are you a fucking idiot, bro?" Louis scoffed, eyes flicking over Zayn's face to the point he felt scrutinised. "I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer."

    or the one where zayn's an only fans model with a brand new opportunity

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    Jester Lavorre, a Monster raised in secrecy from the rest of the world, is finally setting off on her own. The world is not prepared.

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  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Percy gets triggered sometimes. His friends help him through it.

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    27 Feb 2025

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    “Do you prefer the company of men or women?” Nicoló asks.

    Yusuf continues coughing.

    “Sexually,” Nicoló clarifies.

    “I can’t say I have ever been asked so directly,” Yusuf huffs.

    Unrepentantly, Nicoló shrugs.

    “Men,” Yusuf mutters.

    Or: 4 times Nicky came on to Joe very badly and Joe still hit that, and one time it was the other way around.

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    Dear Niall,

    I was glad to have the chance to talk with you again at the AHA conference. Your idea that the Musee D’Orsay Tomlinson painting is in fact not a self-portrait is an intriguing one, and I may have discovered something that will have a bearing on that theory.

    Some background: as you may remember, I’ve been researching for a book I’m writing about Harry Styles. I’ve been in communication with Styles’ last living descendant, who is in possession of a trunk that her family believed to have belonged to Styles himself. It held some personal items she presumes to be his, including two unmounted paintings and a small collection of letters.

    Upon spending the last few days in Provins studying these items, I believe there to be a connection between Tomlinson and Styles, and I would very much like your opinion.

    Are you up for a trip to France?

    Sincerely,
    Liam Payne

    Where Liam and Niall are art historians discovering the truth about two nineteenth century painters on opposite sides of an artistic divide.

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