Spectral_Aspen



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  1. Batcat by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Maribat - Fandom, Miraculous Ladybug

    23 Feb 2026

    Summary

    Marinette is now a cat, reasons only recently determined.
    She is also now in Gotham.
    Surprise everyone, it's an asshole.

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  2. Cats Shed Like Woah by

    Fandom Harry Potter - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    30 Nov 2020

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  3. Sound Adventures by

    Fandom The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: War for Cybertron (Video Games), Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Cartoon)

    07 Dec 2020

    Summary

    Shenanigans with Soundwave & Co. (hence the name of the series).

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    101,674
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    3
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  4. Rursus by

    Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

    01 Jul 2018

    Summary

    Anakin has had a hard life, so once he dies he should be able to find peace, right?

    One might think that, and while the potential is there, that's not what happens.

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    5,233
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  5. Darcy's Not-So-Daring Adventures by

    Fandom Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies)

    07 Aug 2016

    Summary

    Some normal and not-so-normal adventures in the life of one Darcy Lewis.
    But mostly not-so-normal.

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    The Old Fashioned Way by

    Fandom Original Work, Star Wars - All Media Types

    12 Aug 2025

    Summary

    Sometimes it's the Force that insists you travel in time and fix your galaxy. (The Force doesn't seem to enjoy the Sith as much as the Sith enjoy themselves.)

    But sometimes it happens the old fashioned way: you just get stuck in carbonite and by some miracle you don't actually die within the first ten minutes of being thawed out.

    And when Obi-Wan Kenobi gets thawed out, he has managed many things, and semi-infinite patience is certainly one of them. The question is: can he be bothered to actually put that patience into play, or is he just So Done with all this shit?

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    19 Apr 2026

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    (You're Welcome!) by

    Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types

    14 Mar 2026

    Summary

    This is the one where Obi-Wan is picked up by the Ohnaka Gang at Bandomeer and thinks, 'pirate or farmer, pirate or farmer, pirate or farmer... PIRATE!'

    And Obi-Wan still saves the galaxy. But naturally, Pirate King Hondo Ohnaka takes the credit.

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    18 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    10.38
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    [2]
    Quietly he sank down into the thick, firm cushions of the center and quickly enough an arm emerged like an emissary from the Blanket Bundle Lump where only a nose had been visible before.

    Jaster smiled as the galaxy’s least sexy Stewjoni cuddled close to him, blankets and all. Really, Jaster kind of liked it. Kenobi could turn on the sass and the flirting and while some of it was clumsy, it was all obviously successful, and Jaster found him hilarious and compelling in turns. But it seemed like an extraordinary setting, a special ordinance that could be deployed at need. And it seemed like Ohnaka’s base setting when he was feeling comfortable and safe was actually Blanket Bundle Lump with Datapad.

    Time would tell with that.

    “Sex, or cuddles and sleep?” Jaster asked.

    “Both,” said a surprisingly sexy and deep voice from the center of the Blanket Bundle Lump.

    “Are you going to come out, or do I need to excavate you?” Jaster asked, deeply amused.

    “I’ll have you know it’s warm in here, and it’s cold out there,” said the sentient from the Blanket Bundle Lump, in the most condescending tone that was ever heard from such a pile of wool.

    How Jaster had ever imagined he’d find his young lover waiting for him, lounging and naked in his karyai, Jaster didn’t know. Obviously he’d had bad intel on the situation.

    “Excavation, it is,” Jaster murmured, still grinning.
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    [10]
    “Sorry,” Jon said, not feeling particularly sorry at all, and not at all planning on changing his behavior any time soon. But sometimes it was good to say these sorts of things. Unless you were addressing a Mandalorian, in which case you apparently were just meant to stare them down.
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    Obi-Wan was flushing in embarrassment, and that was never a good look on him. Jon blushed beautifully, gracefully, and like some kind of actor from a holodrama with just a dusting of pink across the tops of his cheekbones. Obi-Wan just turned wholesale red and clashed with his own hair, and made Boris and Hondo worry that he’d somehow started internally hemorrhaging blood.

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    Catch My Eye, Catch My Heart by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types  

    10 Sep 2023

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    “You know if you stare any longer you’re going to be drooling.”

     

    Obi-Wan ignored Quin as he looked down at his phone, focusing intently on it as he changed his music to something with a quicker beat as he jabbed his thumb at the button to turn up the speed on his treadmill, ignoring the heat in his cheeks as Quin stared at him with a knowing look.

     

    “He’s like fifty, Obes,” Quin informed him—as if Obi-Wan wasn’t aware that the man was definitely older than he was—and Obi-Wan huffed.

     

    “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Obi-Wan muttered, “And also, he’s forty-two.”

     

    Obi-Wan knows that it's rude to stare when people are just trying to work out—and God knows that he's judged others harshly for doing the very same to him before he'd found himself in an expensive building with its own gym—but there's something about the man that the office had dubbed 'hot divorcee' that makes something stir in Obi-Wan's gut.

    Something that he definitely shouldn't follow, no matter how tempting it is.

    Which works, until it doesn't.

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    14 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “You are going to get dicked down once by him and follow him around like a puppy until he gets a restraining order against you,” Bant accused.

    “That is not true!” Obi-Wan said immediately, “It would look bad when I finally manage to pass the bar.”

    “Then you should be studying too,” Bant retorted, “Or do you think you’re going to absorb it all through osmosis?”

    “Osmosis is only with water,” Obi-Wan said primly, “And I thought that someone doing their residency would know.”
    ---
    “What you don’t want to see how big and strong your new ‘daddy’ is?” Quin asked and Obi-Wan nearly choked on his own spit, glaring at the man and leaning forward to slap his arm hard.

    “Ow fuck, Kenobi,” Quin cursed, “I always forget how strong your little twink arms are.”

    “You aren’t funny,” Obi-Wan hissed, “I cannot afford a boner in these pants, Quin. I’d rather die.”

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    Mutually Beneficial Arrangements by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    21 Aug 2022

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    Jaster has spent the last seven years shoring up Mandalore's fragile independence, hoping against hope that the Republic will leave them alone long enough to find their feet. This treaty promises to ensure it- all Jaster needs to do is marry a Jedi. Well... one Jedi in particular.

    Obi-Wan has spent three years fending off Chancellor Palpatine's increasingly unsettling attempts to ingratiate himself with his young Padawan. It's not his idea to marry Jaster, but if he's going to be offered up to a warlord either way, he's sure as hell going to make sure he gets something out of it.

    And somewhere, a Sith-Lord has spent the last millennia plotting the fall of the Jedi, the Republic, and any other powers standing in his way. Mandalore seems ripe for the picking; all it needs is a spark.

     

    aka, how i learned to stop worrying and love my (platonic) husband (that a sith-lord coerced me into marrying in order to ruin my life).

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Handle with Care by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    11 Jan 2023

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    After almost losing Qui-Gon Jinn on Naboo, Obi-Wan is knighted and returns to his home planet to learn more about the unique Force culture of Stewjon. Years later, solo Knight Kenobi is called to rescue his former master, his former master's current padawan, and Senator Amidala from causing an intergalactic incident and kicking off a war. Obi-Wan succeeds in the rescue, fails to prevent a war, and then negotiates the participation of the Jedi Order in the war.

    Or, the one where the clones get to run the war effort the way they always should have and Obi-Wan has wings because why not.

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    10 Apr 2026