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    “Is it my winning personality?” Deadpool asks finally.

    “Historically, I’m not that easy of a lay.” Peter bites out, twitching as the knife at his hip cuts through his already-tattered costume and drags against the skin.

    “Is it the knife?” Deadpool leans in closer, and Peter’s pulse spikes as he starts moving said knife again. The tip caresses over his hip, not cutting through skin any more just making itself known. Peter lets out a noise too embarrassing to label and is pretty sure that answers the question.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    "I charge extra for being shot at. I mean, it's not like being shot at is gonna do anything except temporarily make me look even more like swiss cheese, but..." Wade takes another massive bite of his food, finishing it. "It's the principle of the thing."

    "And what's the going rate for swiss cheese?" Peter asks as casually as possible.

    Wade names a price with a few more zeroes on it than Peter can afford.

    "Ah," Peter says.

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    20 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Shortly after embarking on their new life together, Peter and Wade hit a bump in the road. They make their way to the Saratoga Homestead Tuberculosis Hospital to help the patients there recover with healing words and healing hands. But Peter soon finds that his eternal passenger may be more than he can handle, and Wade finds himself sleeping alone more often than he’d prefer, even on the hot August nights.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Peter is saved by a mysterious scarred stranger when a extraterrestrial stowaway causes the Avenjet to break apart mid-flight over the Pacific Ocean. Stranded on a deserted tropical island with the man who can’t seem to get the hang of verbal communication, Peter struggles with not knowing how his friends and family are faring in an alien infested New York, his growing feelings for the man he names Wade, and how Wade came to be on their little island in the first place.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?

    Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    19 Jan 2026

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    "Adverse Possession is....legal doctrine that allows a person to claim ownership of land that belongs to someone else."

    Peter's curious about prostates. Wade offers his (and everything else) up for experimentation.

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    19 Jan 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 16

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    Five times Wade dies and the one time Peter dies.

    Peter and Wade meet as Spider-Man and Wade, they get to know each other and fall in love, and then that pesky +1 comes into play

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    19 Jan 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 70

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    As the demon spoke, Wade felt it slither out of the fire-blackened pit within him where it lived. The hole that was singed with fraud and corruption, rotting with old anger and loss, putrid with self-loathing. The dead pool of a place that the Malebranche had found, recognized as home, and crawled into, all those years ago. 

     

    It’s the roaring 20s, but in the small upstate New York hamlet of Middle Grove it sounds more like a snore. Peter Parker grew up in the Methodist church there, raised to follow his uncle and grandfather into the ministry. Preaching the word to a restless flock and trying to write for the local newspaper, Peter has little time left to himself and his own ambitions.

    Then a traveling snake-oil salesman rolls into town. This smooth-talking man with the scars covering his body seems to actually be helping people, somehow. Is it the sweet soda water he's hocking as medicine? Or is something deeper going on, something that defies both the religion Peter grew up in and the science he's adopted? Mr. Wilson’s sideways glances and joking innuendos are infuriating. And captivating. Peter needs to learn his secrets, but the journey to knowledge will take him down a dark path.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Actual, molten lava floods into Peter. It explodes into existence somewhere in his stomach and climbs all the way up to his ears. He’s on fire from the inside out, his ears ringing as his mortification mounts.

    “Hooh boy,” Wade says, for some reason still in the bathroom. “Super sorry about this, Petey-pie. I mean, I didn’t know what was going on in here when I walked in, and then when I did know, I couldn’t just walk back out—"

    “I’m going to kill you,” Peter hisses.

    Or: Wade keeps catching Peter in the act. Peter might seriously, actually die.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Peter has enough problems with high school, friendship complications, an internship at Oscorp, and his arachnid alter ego. Throw in a merc with a mouth covered in unfairly sexy red leather, and things get a little crazy.

    Wade just wants to talk shit with his friend Weasel, eat tacos, listen to bad tween pop music, and participate in some soft-core torture and murder. When a certain little spider swings into his life, things get complicated.

    Spider-Man saves people. Deadpool kills them. An unlikely friendship (and maybe more) forms, but will it still work when the masks come off?

    Translated into: Italiano, русский, Español

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    19 Jan 2026

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    A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.

    or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    It was almost routine: Wade got careless, he got himself killed, and Peter had to save the day alone and safeguard the corpse of his idiot best friend until it had the chance to respawn. Which took fucking forever. As good as Wade's healing factor was, coming all the way back from the roadkill stage was still going to take–

    “Webs," creaked the Deadpool-shaped mass of still-squishy remains.

    Well, it should have taken a hell of a lot longer than this.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    "Peter sucks in a breath and hides his face with a sip of cocoa. Aunt May repeating his own idea back to him cements it in his mind. Deadpool needs a friend more than anyone else in the world right now, and Peter’s job is to protect people. Even if that means protecting them from themselves.

    He’s going to be the best fucking friend Deadpool ever had, even if it kills him. Which it very well might."

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    15 Jan 2026

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    On All Hallow's Eve, the veil between worlds drops and urban legends come true. When a traveling circus comes into town for a Halloween performance, two disparate myths meet face to face: The performer who gave up his humanity to become the world’s greatest acrobat, and the murderous boogeyman who never dies. This is their one-night love story.

    Prompt fill for the "Urban Legends" square of Isn't It Bromantic's Fic-or-Treat Bingo event.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.

    Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.

    Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.

    Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

    ~*~*~

    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    14 Jan 2026

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