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    DERMATOLOGISTS HATE THEM! Discover the Secret to Becoming Young Again with These Easy Steps! by

    Fandoms: Splatoon  

    22 Feb 2023

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    Attempting to get Senior Advisor Craig Cuttlefish back to his old, un-jerky-ified self, the New New Squidbeak Splatoon Feat. Deep Cut and Off The Hook accidentally find the key to living forever- rehydration. The consequences of that being, DJ Octavio and Craig are physically youthful again. Shenanigans ensue.

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    The Stark Effect by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Batman - All Media Types  

    01 Aug 2025

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    Sequel to The Doctor, The Mechanic, The Kid, Oh My. Please read that first.

    It's been more than a year since Tony, Stephen, and Peter landed in Gotham. Things are changing, both for their small family, and others around them. How will the residents of Gotham, and this world react to these unique men?

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    Steve Rogers, Catagorically Adorable by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    05 Jul 2017

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    A year after finding his best friend in a cage, Steve is now living a life filled with happiness. He has everything he has ever wanted, and everything he never knew he needed. Fantastic friends who always have his back. A job that fulfills his desire to help those who need it most. And best of all, an amazing, gorgeous husband, who just happens to also be the cutest, cuddliest kitten on the planet. Everything is perfect.
    Until Tony and Bruce make a discovery that could either bring Steve and Bucky closer than ever, or painfully divide them.

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    Phantom Mentor by

    Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom

    14 Jul 2024

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    This series is going to follow Danny (20) as he helps mentor the new baby halfa Jason Todd Wayne (15) after the Spirit of Gotham resurrects him. Basically, instead of Talia getting her hands on Jason, Danny is there to bring him home and Bruce grudgingly allows Danny to train him.

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    Peter Parker's Tapeworm by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    31 Oct 2022

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    Everyone forgets that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

    Everyone includes Peter Parker.

     

    (Summary updated to reassure you that the tapeworm is a metaphor 😊)

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    The Lost Ticket’s Workout Diary by

    Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)  

    26 Oct 2025

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    The only human student at Tracen Academy keeps to herself and is resigned to being average at best. She feels every bit of baggage and failure acutely, a burden on her trainer sibling. Despite this, she’s not content to just sit around - she still thrashes against what feels like fate, struggling to improve herself. To hone her body and mind. To bring out the potential that she’s sure is there, buried deep within…

    All mile runs start with a single step. They continue when a kind hand that reaches out to offer to help you find the next step.

    And then finally, you cross the finish on your own.

    ***

    This is not intended to be a serious work. The main point of this fic is that I have no friends, but need a workout accountability buddy… so, I said “fuck it, we ball,” and decided that I might as well make my favorite Uma my workout buddy.

    So, this fic is basically a weekly workout accountability journal with a vague plot of some sort, but it’s not exactly a big effort production. If it inspires you? Yay! Why is Ryan my favorite? No reason, no idea - I just like her. The careers really inspired me, and helping others is lore accurate!

    Let’s see how long I can keep this up.

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    Conquer the Night by

    Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon | Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Versions, Pokemon - Fandom

    22 Sep 2025

    Summary

    A Plot Rewrite of the Gen 7 games— essentially Ultra Moon on an Ultra Sun clock, with elements of story and plot borrowed from Sun/Moon.

    Endgame Pairings:

    Moon/Gladion
    Hau/Lillie
    Guzma/Plumeria
    Red/Blue

    Other relationships contain spoilers or are not particularly noteworthy.

    I swear far more than I should, and I write ridiculously long end notes at the end of every chapter; if you don't like either or both of these things you may want to skip on reading this. Also my tags are a mess but I'm going to fix them when the entire series is completed whoops

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    Bread Lovers by

    Fandom: Black Widow (Movie 2021), DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)

    25 Apr 2022

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    Shadow of Grief, Ghost of Hope by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    17 Apr 2025

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    Finding out about his parents' murder at the hand of the Winter Soldier, Captain America's old war buddy, pushes Tony Stark into a very dark place and he turns to the former HYDRA assassin with a burning fury, part of him screaming for revenge.
    Finding out that Steve knew and didn't tell him pushes him over the edge and he lashes out against the super soldier, but just as Steve is about to retaliate the Winter Soldier takes Tony by surprise, by knocking Steve out and surrendering.

    The Asset knows that to be free HYDRA must be crushed, and for that to happen his best chance is the resources of Tony Stark, when Captain America shows up in Bucharest the fragmented memories of who he once was tells him that the Captain will protect him and bring him to the Avengers so the Asset goes with him, but when the Captain is about to attack Iron Man with deadly intent he makes a choice and goes against the voices within.
    The Asset neutralizes the Captain and surrenders to Iron Man, hoping that he will be able to convince the man to use HYDRA's own weapon to take them down.

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    Nothing but a Neighborhood by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    11 Mar 2021

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    “They’re bothering you too?” Peter asked, grabbing the bottle of champagne off the table and taking a swig straight out of it like the germy little goblin he was.

    “You want a glass for that?” Tony asked flatly. “Oh, underage boy in my home?”

    “I had a run-in with Nat just this morning,” Peter continued on his own tangent, not letting Tony derail him. “You know, she is so cool and I wanna be her friend so bad-- but all she wants me for is my wacky DNA and my-- big, smart brain.”

    “I’m sure the brain has very little to do with it,” Tony took the bottle out of his hands and wiped the lip of it off with his sleeve before setting it aside.

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    OR: It's Avengers 1, except a reluctant 20-year-old Spider-Man gets caught up in the whole thing. (He just wants to ask his best friend out to the movies.)

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    Kairos by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    20 Jun 2021

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    When Fury sends Natasha to Hill's place for help, this isn’t what she's expected to find.

    Cue a mysterious child, one overprotective mother, and Natasha's unwillingness to be roped into things.

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    clockwork little happiness by

    Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)  

    17 Sep 2025

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    Isaac was never very concerned with the idea of having a soulmate, never one for strong connections outside of his sister either. After his resurrection, there was a sudden and sharp shift in the latter; particularly to the boy who gave him this second chance, Pugsley. Come to find out, there was also a shift in the former as well.

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    Phantom Clones by

    Fandom: Danny Phantom, Young Justice (Cartoon)

    05 Oct 2025

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    Synchronous by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    22 Sep 2021

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    In which you learn that there's more than one of everything — or almost.

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    as though it were possible to command love by

    Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions  

    08 Jul 2022

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    “I recognize this is an imposition—” Lysandre began, just as Professor Sycamore jumped in with, “I could come—” They stared at one another. Their fingers were still touching. “If it could be helpful, I would—I’d be happy to go to Snowpoint City with you.”

    “I’m looking forward to it,” Lysandre murmured, full lips moving so perfectly around the words that Professor Sycamore’s eyes almost crossed because oh no he was not looking forward to this at all, oh no, this was a terrible idea, actually.

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    The Fool in the Mirror by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    11 Feb 2019

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    The Avengers, SHIELD, and the world at large have underestimated the pain that Steve Rogers is in.

    The night after a near brush with a suicide attempt, Steve discovers the world of support omegas, and in his desperation for relief from the battlefield of his brain, demands to have one.

    Enter Bucky Barnes: retired marine, millennial, amputee, brother, son, and support omega. He maybe, just maybe, can help a broken alpha heal in the twenty-first century.

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    And We Could All Use A Little Change. by for radialarch

    Fandoms: The Martian - Andy Weir  

    21 Dec 2015

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    Mark Watney is a beta. Well, he was when he left Earth.

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    I do(nt) by

    Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)  

    23 Jul 2023

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    “I have to get a little territorial every now and then. Those are the rules.” Lena says simply, as if that's explanation enough in itself and Kara laughs again.

    “Rules, huh?” Lena nods. “And what other rules are there?”

    She scrunches her nose, pretends to think. “I have to let you defend my honor at least three times per year even when it isn’t necessary. I have to press the signal watch before pulling out whatever experimental gun I have in the works to stop any would-be assassins.” Kara nods as if this rule is of the utmost importance.

    “And?” She goads, eyes crinkling in the corners.

    “And, I have to ask you to dance whenever the opportunity arises.” Lena answers mischievously, eyeing the space to their left where a few other couples have already decided to take advantage of the live music.

    "Well how could I say no to that?"

    Kara has the perfect life. She’s married to the woman of her dreams. She’s been offered the promotion she’s always wanted. She gets to be a hero and fight crime alongside some of her favorite people. Things truly couldn’t get any better. But when her health takes a questionable turn, she quickly discovers that things aren’t always as they appear.

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    Love Has Wings AU by

    Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga)

    25 Apr 2024

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    Marco crash lands on Dawn and Luffy nurses him back to health. That crash landing leads to more than the Phoenix ever bargained for when he falls for Luffy. What happens when they meet again and how will their relationship affect the world we know?

    AUTHORS’ NOTE:
    Wolfy and Islen DO NOT approve nor do we give permission for ANYONE to use our works with AI or post it ANYWHERE other than AO3 and that’s if people want to translate it, again only with EXPRESS PERMISSION. If you see this being done please inform us.

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    A Choice to Make by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)  

    22 Jul 2024

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    They have to choose. Dick and Bruce have to choose one person each to save, and one to disappear through the door.

    “Send one of us,” Dick says fiercely, not for the first time. His face is dark and angry and desperate, eyes flicking from brother to brother. “Send one of us instead. I won’t choose.”

    “Neither will I,” Bruce says.

    But Tim knows.

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