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    “I’m not keeping any secrets.” He swallowed before quietly adding, “I just don’t want to talk about it. Can we just drop it?”

    “We’re worried about you,” Astra said and that didn’t help. “This has been going on too long.”

    “We’re a team,” Sara added, “and if we’re going to continue being a team, we need to know what’s going on with you.”

    Need. What a small word. But it was enough to make the anger in his belly rear its ugly head. What did she know of his needs? Before he knew what he was going, he was on his feet and shouting.

    “What do you know about needs? That bloody spell eradicated all my magic. All of it. Even the spells that make– made—”

    He choked.

    “I’ve been avoiding you blokes because I didn’t want any of you looking at me and seeing a woman before I figured out the spell to get my body back.”


    When Constantine loses his magic, he also loses all the spells he cast on himself. Now, he must face the Legends in a body that doesn’t feel like his own.

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    This is my Secret Santa gift (part 2!) for the BatPham server's event this year!

    Prompt: "John never really expected to have kids. So he's really rather reluctant to take on a half-ghost kid. Is this mentorship? Adoption? Maybe a bit of both?"

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    John Constantine has alway be able to weasel his way out of any deal. Has able to trick devils, angel and everything in between, always collecting prizes but never paying the price.

    And a mission to Mexico shouldnt be different, whats one more local legend he can con out of something?

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    The library looked as though it had been bombed, books and other equipment strewn across every surface. It wasn't until a particularly large tomb nearly smacked her in the face that she realised that a good deal of the items in the room were flying around as if caught in a tornado. There was an odd crackling and static to the air as she stepped inside, closing the door behind her.

    There was no sign of John in the room, if you ignored the magical mayhem. The fact that anyone could recognise this as a magical event caused by distress, warlock or not, was extremely concerning. “John?” she called out and, for a moment, the chaos seemed to falter before continuing.

    There was no response.

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    Post Legends of To-Meow-Meow Johns not as fine as he made out to everyone, dispite Johns best efforts Sara's really is a good friend.

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    Chloe just stares, flabbergasted.

    “Look, maybe I should start over, yeah?” Constantine reaches into his breast pocket, handing her, a card, “John Constantine, occult expert and master exorcist, and yer best bet at figurin’ out all that shit way out here, at your service.”

    OR: John Constantine shows up in Lucifer TV between s3 & 4 or so, diverting Chloe’s reaction and aftermath to realising that Lucifer is actually The Devil.

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    And for once, this stray isn't human.

    Someone keep Billy away from it, it might have fleas!

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    John Constantine has never wanted a soulmate, but now he's starting to see the appeal. That is, until he finds out he has two soulmates -- two soulmates who are one of the original demons and a fallen angel, two soulmates who are about to confront Joker and Batman in Gotham City, where magic can be a little wild.

    It's exactly the kind of bullshit John is getting sick of, exactly the kind of bullshit he can't ignore. He just hopes he can keep the world from ending.

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    The Legends head to 1949 Italy in search of a magical fugitive.

    But this mage turns out to be even more difficult (and dangerous) than they'd imagined.

    Good thing they have Constantine…right?

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    Never in his life would he have bet on the fact that a trip to Gotham would result in probably one of the most hilarious occurrences to ever happen to John, and he was mad because no one was ever going to believe him if he were to tell the story of the time he came across a kid stealing the literal wheels off the Batmobile


    When Constantine was in Gotham on a personal errand, he comes across a kid stealing the wheels off the Batmobile. Naturally, because this was the funniest thing he'd ever seen, he decided to help the pipsqueak, completely unaware of the chain of events he was setting in motion by doing so.

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    so working with Constantine might sound like a dumb choice cause it is, his terrible luck and perchant for trouble surely don't help when he alredy thinks he ruins everything he touches he's not an easy person and everyone knows that but when push comes to shove he shows time and time again that for all the self loathing and hatred he has he truly does put others first, he acts like he's this selfish asshole which yeah he can be sometimes but anyone that truly knows him understands that more than anything he's trying to keep others away and save himself the hurt of possibly ruining someone else.
    but theres always the rays of light that ignore the curtain that is his personality those moments of genuine care for the people around him and this is one of them

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    John didn’t ask for this. He didn’t sign up to be a hero, a savior, or whatever nonsense the universe seemed to have in mind. Time travel was complicated enough without stumbling across imprisoned magical deities. Yet, here he was—an unwilling do-gooder with a growing list of freed gods, spirits, and eldritch beings who now owed him favors.

    Not that John wanted their help. He just wanted a quiet life, free from divine drama and cosmic messes. But no, every time he turned around, there was another desperate deity locked up in some ancient relic or cursed dimension. He tried ignoring them. He really did. But then guilt—or perhaps sheer bad luck—always dragged him back.

    Now he’s neck-deep in magical debts, interdimensional grudges, and a timeline so tangled it could strangle a lesser man. The gods might call him a savior, but John knows the truth: he’s just tired. Tired of time travel. Tired of magic. And most of all, tired of being the universe’s go-to handyman.

    Someone, please, save him this time. Before he snaps and uses all those favors to take a permanent vacation in a timeline where none of this exists. If such a place even exists anymore.

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    During a hunt you two encounter a baby demon child spawn. It makes him realize something.

    YOU DONT GET PREGNANT IF THATS OBVIOUS ENOUGH, THERE'S NO PREGNANCY!
    hope you're not allergic to cats

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    John knows most of the time everything is his fault.

    He just want to make it clear, this time, it wasn't!

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    John Constantine just wanted a bootycall, not a babysitting call.

    See, this is why he doesn't sleep with single parents!

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