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(Divine) i fell into you by aVista_ofLunacy
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Apr 2020
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“You’re mine, Deku! Got that? God can’t have you, you belong to me!”
He's always been greedy, putting his sullied heathen fingers on things that don't belong to him. The archangels and God have claimed Izuku Midoriya as one of their own and there is only one way Katsuki will keep him close.
-in which Katsuki knows the body and blood of Christ are things he may consume and possess-
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- Part 1 of saving people, hunting you
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Behold a cliche angels and demons AU by Hello_Im_not_a_possum
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
27 Apr 2022
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An aspiring animator gets a lot more than what he expected when he uses a spell to make himself aware of the worlds just above and below his own. His Guardian angel is not amused, but a lesser demon of gluttony is very intrigued with this situation.
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i love thissssss
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Lucifer has gifted his daughter many companions over the years - Razzle, Dazzle, Keekee - but he feels excited about gifting his newest creation to you to keep you company.
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- Part 18 of An Apple a Day
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Fans react to Kris's unknown-to-them pregnancy-related weight gain on social media and the band react to the fans reacting in typical Joker Out fashion.
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Anyone else notice that Kris has put on… kinda a lot of weight these last few months?BelleSanje
I wasn’t gonna say anything but… yeah, he’s really letting himself go 😔no1KrisGirlie
I don’t think we need to be attacking him for gaining a little weight!PovejMiCaitrina
I’m not shaming him! I’m just wondering if there’s something going on in his life
He’s never been super skinny afaik but I’ve never seen him this… big… before, either
He’s not, like, Nace before JO big
WHICH I AM NOT SHAMING EITHER OF THEM FOR!
I am just using that point in his life as a comparison
But he’s definitely the heaviest I’ve ever seen him
And I worry about him because this is so quick
He must be eating all the snacks all the time to balloon up like this((This is the 13th story in a series about Bojan and Kris having a family together. These stories contain mpreg so if that is not your cup of tea, please kindly move along.))
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PapaBear
I don’t want to be Jesus anymore if that means I don’t get to sleep with Kris!
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Picking sex over being a messiah - you’d make a terrible Paul Atreides
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Who?
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The guy from Dune
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Oooh, yeah - I don’t like sand
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Mary, Did You Know? by i_dwell_in_darkness
Fandoms: Outlander Series - Diana Gabaldon, Outlander (TV), Outlander & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
11 Feb 2022
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Mary (Hawkins), did you know…? A dark parody of the Christmas classic.
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Kissing Lessons by mdlrapologist (The_Latin)
Fandoms: Sueños de libertad | Dreams of Liberty (Spain TV)
02 Mar 2025
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***She turned her focus back to Pelayo. “Have you… even kissed a woman before?” Fina looked at him suspiciously, an eyebrow raised.
Pelayo turned a shade of red — indignant: “Of course I have!” He adjusted his lapels and cuffs.
“Ohh really…” Fina shook her head up and down in mock agreement. “When was the last time?” She studied his face closely.
Pelayo froze.
Fina, catching the change in demeanor added with emphasis: “On. The. Mouth.”***AKA Homosexuals being absolutely useless at pretending to be straight.
*Please read the tags.* This, and I cannot stress this enough, is supposed to be funny. This work diverges from the normal timeline by assuming Fina is still all in and on board with the fake marriage and Pelayo hasn't been a self serving d*ck and really is their BFF. Based in part on a personal experience.
This falls into my "Marriage of Convenience" series.
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- Part 2 of A Marriage of Convenience
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hold me tight to you (even if I burn up) by ThinkingRobot
Fandoms: Prestuplenie i nakazanie | Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
15 Oct 2023
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It's summer in St. Petersburg and Raskolnikov would rather do anything than sit in his lectures rotting away. Razumikhin offers reprieve.
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The preacher's son discovers dildos and gay sex.
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Jessica could only stare at the chaos that was erupting around her. Tires completely on fire flew in many directions as Bill tore up the tire yard like it was his own personal playground. Her eyes slid over, finding none other than her girlfriend staring back at her, looking none too pleased with her, and she gave Lisa a flat look and remarked. “Don’t look at me. This was not my idea.”
Lisa frowned, crossing her arms over her chest. “Well, who was it then, Jessica?”
Before Jessica could really respond, a sharp, high-pitched cackle filled the air, and both girls’ heads shot up to glare at Bill.
Jessica rolled her eyes. “Do I really need to say who it is?” Jessica commented dryly.
MultiamoryMarch2025: Day Eighteen: “Don’t look at me. This was not my idea.”
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Good things might happen when you're impulsive about it by indecisivemess
Fandoms: Mystic Messenger (Video Game)
22 Jul 2020
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707 was a hacker. He didn't do friends, or partners. His happy persona was easy enough to shatter and destroy in case he needed to dissapear forever, and there were no exceptions to that rule. None. Even if Yoosung was kinda cute. Well, really cute. The blond might think there was something special between them, but the truth was... Seven really wished there was.
(This has no plot, idk what I'm doing)
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One Toke Over The Line by SolarFlicker
Fandoms: Jesus Christ Superstar - All Media Types, Jesus Christ Superstar (1973), Christian Bible (New Testament)
25 Dec 2023
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Jesus and his disciples celebrate his birthday with a well rolled joint and semi-deep questions.
Ft Judas’s bucket hat with the boobs drawn on it.
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incredible. dinosaur kid jesus confirmed.
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It's dessert night at Bill's place. Bill just can't help himself when he goes to pay for his stuff.
Just a silly one-shot with Bill mercilessly giving a grocery store cashier a hard time. Dipper is not actually in this, but is obviously the "boyfriend" here.-
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John Irving just wants to see his friends. It's just a hangout! Why would you think it has anything to do with that "3 Marks of an Authentic Disciple" article he linked on Twitter the other day?
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Forgive Me Father by theutaprincess
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Feb 2025
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Utahime finds herself back in the one place she never thought she’d be again—Church. She’s desperate to be absolved for her sins but the priest in question wants more from her than a few Hail Mary’s.
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Incorrect Camilraedaman (AKA Camilraeda + Manny) Quotes by DrGairyuki
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
29 Feb 2024
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Star of Wonder Ineffable Advent by MickyRC
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Dec 2021
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Yep, it's ANOTHER advent calendar! Every day there'll be a new fic inspired by a song from my favorite Christmas album, The Roches' We Three Kings. Expect some ultra sweet fluff, some wacky crack, and a few heavier ones to balance things out.
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Lewis said 'be gentle, and ready to forgive, never hold grudges'. Or the Bible said that?
Whatever, what Lewis definitely said was that some praying would absolutely help Nando to get over his hatred for Nico.
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Комедийная закадровая серия по КВМ by kurizakusturiza
Fandom: Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Apr 2021
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Куча (веселых) срачей Старка и Роджерса. И сопутствующие ништяки. Хэппи-энд, начинается как стёб, заканчивается замазыванием дыр в сценарии с посылом, что мудаков среди Мстителей нет.
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Sharing Beds by chowmeinvta
Fandoms: 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Anime)
19 Jan 2025
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Fern finds a theological loophole for cuddles
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- Part 36 of Chowmeinvta Modern Day Frierenverse AU
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Aziraphale finds himself in a scene of hell on Earth when he cannot get out of his shop because Soho is full to bursting with fetishists of every known sort as a deeply and successfully pornographic writer holds a book signing across the road. Crowley packs four priests into his Bentley and comes not so much to rescue Aziraphale as distract him from the sinners outside while he discusses visitation rights to Aziraphale's bedroom