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    a box of condoms placed in the middle of the olympic village meant nothing but trouble for men that had had their braincells replaced with miniature volleyballs. to no one’s surprise, kageyama and hinata had declared a new competition about it – to see who could get through the most condoms by the end of the games.

    as much as their team loved them, they all wished they hadn’t announced it in the middle of the village for all the other athletes to hear.

    [ tldr; the olympics announced that they were providing their athletes with 300,000 free condoms for the 2024 olympics and im one of the many writers that opened their google docs right after that ]

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  2. 53

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    In which Fives creates a religion.

    And Echo sighs, then helps him.

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    Jimmy was a canary.

    But he was not cursed.

    He was honestly just really, really, really, really bad at the blummin' game.

    The Watchers aren’t real, and neither are curses, but it doesn't make much difference when everybody believes they are.

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    Isaiah and Hunter go to investigate a haunted forest. It's not haunted by ghosts, bigfoot, or even mothman. It's a mimic. And the boys are about to deal with the consequence of investigating. *Please heed the tags*

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    a protestant raised by a roman catholic is now writing about lusting after a priest but make it yearning style.

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    written in vignettes. non chronological but linear storytelling.

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    To everyone in Mystic Falls, Sigyn Lothbrok was just a normal human. But what they don't know is that she is no where near a human, let alone normal. She's been living in Mystic Falls for five years, and not one person knows who she really is or better yet, what she is.

    For years, she has kept her true identity a secret, with the help of some magic she has been able to hide who she is.

    But what happens when the Mikaelson's come to town, and find themselves drawn to the supposed human?

    Will she trust them enough to share her massive secret?

    Or

    Will she remain hidden and live on like a 'normal' human?

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    Samara Abularach is a third year seminarian who was transported to the star wars universe. Her and Quinlan Vos team up to stop Palpatine and hijinks quickly ensue.

    Part one can be read as a stand alone fic.

    Part two of the serise will be coming in November.

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    Samara is a third-year seminary student and avid Star Wars fan. During a late night study session, she is suddenly transported into the Jedi Temple, where she becomes Quinlan Vos’s problem. Together with the help of the bad batch, they must navigate Palpatine’s dark secret and find a way to stop Order 66 before it’s too late.

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    1st Part of the series: "Guide To Assassinating Your Homeroom Teacher by Class 1-K"

    "This is All For One. Civilian name: Hisashi Shigaraki. He will be your homeroom teacher. You have to kill him by the end of the year."

    After All Might's death, the Hero Public Safety Commission makes a deal with his assassin, dragging in a bunch of misfits to do their dirty work along the way. Who would have thought UA's class 1-K would be good for anything after all?

    I'm gonna divide this work. So I renamed this part.

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    You're a retro-loving, bratty witch in a modern dating world. And it sucks.

    Tired of mediocre dates and an artificial modern era, you consult your beloved Ouija board for the summoning of a being worthy of your sharp wit and killer winged eyeliner: Papa V Perpetua.

    One-shot smut fanfic with dark humor and bizarre musings. Female Reader Insert x AU Papa V Perpetua as a ghost.

    Inspired by the movie "The Love Witch" and the Ghost song "Kiss the Go-Goat."

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    For those craving more of Mr Collins' inimitable POV! This crackfic takes place after Elizabeth and Darcy have gotten engaged. The newly married couple visits Rosings and shenanigans ensue.

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    Edward takes a job at a Catholic school and forms an unlikely connection with a religious staff member.

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    I have religious trauma and like the Omegaverse so you all get to enjoy this parody of the Bible written as if it was set in the omegaverse. Do with it what you will, if you start a church with it I call being the Pope.

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    It’s not an easy life, the prairie can be an unforgiving place at the best of times, but it sure as hell is beautiful. Sweeping fields of golden grass cut through by streams so clear you can see straight to the bottom butt up against blue purple mountains that turn gold in the fall. Fiery sunsets and silvery dawns painting the wildflowers with tender strokes. Biting cold winters with the whitest snow you’ve ever seen coming down in sheets heavy enough to buckle your roof. It’s a wild beauty, forever untamed by the hand of man.

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    Kremy Lecroux, on the run from his past in Agwé, ends up in the prairies of Yona where he meets someone who just might set his life on a completely different course.
    What if Gideon never left Yona after he escaped that train? What if he stuck around and ended up running into a whole new world of opportunity?

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    “Are they not?” he grins, so damn smug, as he settles his hands back on your hips. “They’re in my pocket now. I’d say that makes them mine.”

    Something warm washes over you, and it rivals the hot temperature outside. Your watery eyes blink back at Max, who looks at you like a challenge he’s already won. And that just won’t do.

    “Give them back.”

    “Then take them.”

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    NOT!! ALL!! PROMPTS!! ARE!! WRITTEN!!!

    yes i am behind yes i am aware and yes i am working on it

    <333 thank you for checking out my little slice of whumptober

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    From Catholic guilt to Satanic leader.

    This is the flipside of Little Lamb, Painted in Ash.
    (You do not need to read that to read this by any means.)

    A view of the world through a very tired, very poised man trying to get where he's meant to be. Papa/OC (Morrigan).

    This isn't some over-romanticized thing. The love interest is obsessive but messy, the drama is very church centric, the politics of it are stressful, and his head is a constantly skipping vinyl. The goal: make everything feel real. No, it's not a romance novel style put him on a pedestal type thing. He's just a guy that's thrown into this life. He does not win everything. Neither does she. But! Two stubborn people usually do conquer a hell of a lot of hurdles.

    Rating may change. (Probably)

    Crap at summaries. Read the dang notes. Most chapters have them.

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    It’s been one year since Judgement Day. Heaven and Hell have been working diligently together to help sinners find redemption. Things couldn’t be going better for Charlie and her family and friends. Or so it seems…

    Lucifer still struggles with his inner demons. Old foes are working behind the scenes to sabotage the Hazbin Hotel. Alastor has a secret with potentially cataclysmic implications. And an ancient evil has returned to destroy the cosmos once and for all.

    Final installment of the Angel in Hell trilogy. Uploads will be weekly until I have a chance to flesh out the full plot. May increase to twice or thrice a week after that.

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    Taehyung’s always had his life planned out for him: listen to your parents, live for the church, dedicate your existence to God. It all turns upside down when he meets tattooed, biker Jungkook, the first person to show him how it is to live for himself.

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