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Aldo felt it with a clarity that pierced him like a sword: Tedesco had a lover.
And not just any lover. One who knew him, who understood him and knew how to comfort him. A beautiful, warm, radiant woman... who made him human.
Aldo looked away for a second, overwhelmed and inside, without knowing why... it hurt.
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- Part 2 of The story of the three suns
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This is a companion piece to my story Navigating the Crew. Follow Bellemere and the rest of the Straw Hat ‘Dead Mothers Club’ as they watch over their children from the other side and react to their pirate adventures and the… citrusy… hijinks that ensue.
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- Part 2 of Navigating the Crew
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Gon is a serial romantic with an addiction to online dating. Killua is the barista stuck taking the orders of every date Gon Freecss reels in. It wouldn't be an issue if Gon wasn't such a hot topic—star running back for the Yorknew University football team as a freshmen, member of the most iconic fraternity at Yorknew, and general campus heartthrob.
When Gon convinces Killua to be his gym buddy, it sounds and feels like the friend zone. But who knew the #GymLife was so gay anyway? Certainly not Killua.
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hell yeah freeks
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cw: graphic descriptions of elias by blue_blue_electricblue
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 May 2020
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sometimes,,,,, you just. you get cursed by an eyeball man and can write about nothing but him, forever and always. i am trapped. send help. elias is a brutal and jealous muse and i fear i will never be free.
anyway here's the fruits of this curse, so y'all can enjoy it at least
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The creature on the throne leans down a little. Despite its unusual anatomy, it looks like it's crossing its legs.
"Okay," it says. "Here's the broad strokes, so try to keep up. You: antichrist, world: destined to end. You are the catalyst that sets reality ablaze and all that. You were supposed to destroy it before your sixteenth birthday, but we all got a little sidetracked at the prospect of the nineties and Beelz swore up and down you were a good enough lad, evil and despicable down to your rotten core, he said, so we postponed. Maybe a little too long, since it seems you've already died at least once since that time..."
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Extras don't go to heaven by DonArmando95
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Helltaker (Video Game), Dante's Inferno (Video Game), Wolfenstein (Video Games), Metal Gear (Video Games), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms
13 Oct 2025
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Katsuki Bakugou plans to become the greatest hero in all of Japan, but his path will be very different from what he imagined.
He probably didn't expect to die and have his soul kidnapped by a sugar-addicted demonic fly from the abyss.
Join this bitter hero on his quest for redemption alongside his new best friend.
An adventure full of action, comedy, pop culture references, and a handful of demon girls who will change the lives of Katsuki and his friends forever.
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Im so intriqued by the summary that I actually wanna read tis
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Zani thought she knew her mission partner well. But one night at a nightclub reveals that Phoebe hides more than just relics and prayers.
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Castiel is the last angel on Earth, and Heaven isn’t returning his calls. Now he’s not sure what to do. Maybe he should keep going in his mission to quietly observe the evolution of humanity. Or perhaps he should go road-tripping around the world with a set of adventure-seeking brothers, the only humans who have ever been able to see his wings.
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not read
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is masturbation a sin if you cover your dick with your boyfriend's used embalming mask? by Anonymous
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
22 Jul 2025
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With hesitant movements of his hand, he lowered the mask and wrapped it around. He shivered in horror—it felt so close to the real, raw, and wretched sin he'd been avoiding and finding a way to work around… which was touching his dick directly (Yes, it still doesn't count. How Mormon of him!).
Any sense he had all got knocked out the instant he smelled it, unable to detach it from his passionate love for Aesop. How would Aesop feel if he saw his partner doing this right now? What would he think of him?!
tldr: aesop walks in on andrew masturbating
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Saints and Sinners by kleptoandpyro
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types
03 Sep 2018
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Len is the embodiment of Avarice, one of the Seven Cardinal Sins, both injecting Greed into the world and drawing power from its influence. Balance is maintained by the opposing efforts of both he and his counterpart, Charity, but when he feels his influence start to grow, well, Len isn’t exactly surprised when his nemesis calls a meeting.
Based on Dante Alighieri's 'The Divine Comedy'.
Written for the Leonard Snart Big Bang 2018
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Hogwarts Legacy Male & Gender Neutral Reader One-Shots by TheLadyofShalott1989
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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All one-shots are standalones. Enjoy! <3
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The Adventures of Stephen Strange and His Super Awesome Cloak of Levitation by lita
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Ant-Man (Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Black Panther (2018), Black Widow (Movie 2020), Captain America (Movies), Captain Marvel (2019), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (2016), Deadpool (Movieverse), Doctor Strange (2016), Doctor Strange (Comics), Doctor Strange (Movies), Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness - Fandom, Game of Thrones (TV), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Happy Death Day (2017), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hawkeye (Comics), Iron Fist (TV), Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV), Loki (TV 2021), Luke Cage (TV), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel Cinematic Universe, New Avengers (Comics), Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021), Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Star Wars - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Supernatural, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Defenders (Marvel TV), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), The Incredible Hulk (2008), The Punisher (TV 2017), Thor (Movies), WandaVision (TV), What If...? (Cartoon 2021), What If...? (TV 2021), X-Men (Movieverse)
31 Dec 2023
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The series is pretty self described. Also featuring Christine and other MCU characters.
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It’s the end of the world as we know it. The Four Horsemen are riding, reality is shifting, and someone has lost the Antichrist. After thousands of years living on earth and swaying human souls to their sides, Magnus (a flirtatious demon with a heart of gold) and Alec (a somewhat rude and antisocial angel) have become quite accustomed to life on earth, and neither one of them are too happy about the impending Apocalypse. The two hatch a plan to avert the End of All Things, only to have it rapidly spiral out of control -- something they might be able to handle, if they could just put their personal feelings aside...
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Four Little Monkeys by no_big_deal for CaliforniaQueen, Loubylou, SithyNein
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
28 Oct 2021
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So that was how Rose found herself silently entering her own dorm room with a somber, put-upon Hux, having somehow volunteered to help their friends avoid sin.
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Horny repressed bastards
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Ride for the Innocent, Burn for the Guilty by MusicLoversDemon
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Ghost Rider (2007), Ghost Rider (Comics)
07 Oct 2020
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With the Devil returned to Hell, at the hand of one Johnny Blaze, one would think that The Ghost Rider would no longer have a purpose on this earth. Unfortunately, his purpose was never to fight the Devil. Evil was his purpose. To punish the Guilty. And Evil…. Evil wasn’t going anywhere. It coated the earth like a plague. A plague that needed to be burned out.
Now, as it turns out, that’s a lot easier than it sounds when the Rider is sane. When Zarathos is himself. Sharing control. Now, even with the Rider accelerating his healing and keeping him alive, Johnny Blaze is mortal. His decelerated aging wasn’t going to last much longer. But you see, the Rider’s work wasn’t done. Zarathos still had innocents to protect. So a decision was made. That power. The Spirit of Justice. He would be passed on like a sacred torch.
And so, he was. For nearly 250 years, he was passed down to protect the innocent. But the transfer has an… unforeseen side-effect. With each transfer, the Rider returns to his madness, and must be coaxed back into sanity by each wielder of his power. And now? Now it is Midoriya Izuku’s turn.
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you and i (and a screw top bottle of wine) by sascake
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
03 Apr 2023
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“We’re in the middle of a party, Nick!” he whispers, and something about Vash being so scandalised at the suggestion has Nicholas grinning.
“Yeah,” he says in an undertone, leaning closer, “where everyone’s too busy socialising and drinking to care about what we get up to.”
“My brother’s here - ”
“He was also doing laps while I fucked you in your pool house but you didn’t complain about that, did you?”
“Shh!” Vash hisses, looking wildly around to see if anyone’s listening in. “That’s only because we were already at it when he decided to come out and swim!”
“Yeah,” Nicholas says, smirking, “and yet you didn’t tell me to stop.”
Vash is enthusiastic about attending a costume party; Nicholas is more interested in sacrilegious costumes and getting up to no good.
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It wasn’t supposed to end like this.
They weren’t supposed to be in the same room, let alone fall into bed together.
How did it get here?
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An AU set in 1913.
What if Professor Ratigan were a lady? And a beautiful lady, at that? A lady who can turn heads wherever she goes…but she’ll capture the heart of only one particular mouse detective…
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- Part 4 of STANDALONES
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"Your boyfriend?" he asked, gesturing towards your phone.
"Oh, yeah," you offered a smile back and clipped your work ID to your jacket. "He likes to check in on me."
The man's eyes followed your movements as you attached the ID to your clothes before flicking back to your face. "He must care a lot."
You nodded. "He's wonderful and I'm very lucky."
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Aerin and Changbin are great. Really. Everything's going well and Changbin starts sending Aerin the cutest love letters while she's at work.
Except then the letters get weird. Then they get scary.
And maybe they were never from Changbin. So who could have written them?
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- Part 4 of the abc's of love
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Ch13💜💜💜
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And He'll Tell Me All About It Over There by blue_blue_electricblue
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Apr 2020
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Jon and Elias in bed, and a debate about singing.
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- Part 6 of cw: graphic descriptions of elias
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