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  1. 6

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    Aziraphale and Crowley, for once, have the same mission, even though they haven't spoken to each other for a hundred years. Will they be able to work together again? And what could a mere human have done to make both heaven and hell want him dead?

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  2. 5

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    A gruelling story of two forbidden lovers, cursed by a cruel world to be afflicted by many events which makes for a beautiful romantic story of love, heartbreak, tragedy and betrayal.

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  3. 2

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    En mitad de una mala pelea entre Aziraphale y Crowley, Belcebú decide que tal vez seducir ángeles podría mermar las defensas celestiales y que su enviado en la tierra y experto debe explicarle cómo hacerlo.

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  4. 1

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    Who was Wayland Darling before his Dove? How did he accept himself after the world already knew who he was?

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  5. 3

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    The living grieved the ones they'd lost. After all, they'd never see them again. Never laugh with them again.

    It was only natural.

    However, what they didn't know was how chaotic the afterlife really was.

    A crack(y) Afterlife AU.

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  6. 8

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    Sun and Moon are not only separate, but they are many...hundreds of thousands, clones, in fact. They are also angels and demons...now tasked with being the soldiers ready for The Last Judgment. The humans only have a short amount of time before then...just what will they do? Who will claim Earth, for the rest of time? God....or Satan?

    (Apocalyptic story on a grand scale but focuses on USA, mostly smut but some lovey stuff and epic battles!)

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  7. 2

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  8. 3

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    Welcome to Camp Miasma, the Ministry's satanic summer program for the macabre-inclined child, now accepting ages 4-18! Led by Camp Directors Sister Imperator and Special Ghoul Phil, your child is guaranteed to spend six fabulous weeks camping, hiking, and dancing to heavy metal music around campfires. Our Nameless Ghouls serve as counselors for your child, giving them special insight into some of the rock world's most talented and gentle beings. Your child will make their own battle vest and complete camp activities to earn special patches commemorating their experience at camp.

    Stop by the United Clergy of Ghost's flagship Ministry in Salem, Massachusettes or sign up your child using the link on our official website!

    Hail Satan!

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  9. 3

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  10. 5

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  11. 5

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    In the middle of the room stood the man. Gallagher immediately figured he was someone, or something important. His robe was blue and spotless and he was the only one not covering his face. A very beautiful face if you ask Gallagher. Preachers were making way for him trying to make the rustling any less noticeable.
    The appearance of the man had a very obvious impact on the crowd as they were trying to muffle the excitement. Some started to cry, covering their mouths under the masks.

    Gallagher watched the man approach the pulpit making everyone practically pulsate with an unbearable emotion. And then he spoke:

    — As bequeathed by my predecessor: I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. So rejoice, all of you, for I have been returned to you to absolve your sins.

    My what..?

    The crowd howled, not hiding their tears and that insane, sick happiness anymore.

    Gallagher stood there frozen, the entire course of religious reading as an object of philology flashing in front of his eyes.
    Are those words of a Jesus fucking Christ?

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  12. 18

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    (AU) Helga Pataki is known as the busybody prude who likes to intrude on everyone's lives, sticking her nose in their business and telling on them if she feels they are behaving in an "ungodly" manner. Whether it be after school activities, parties, and even the dress code, it seems that she's made it her goal to make everyone's high school experience just as lame as hers. However, after what could have been a fun party hosted by Wolfgang is broken up by cops, it doesn't take a genius to figure out who snitched. In order too get back at her, Gerald devises a simple yet effective plan:

    Seduce the uptight harpy, expose her to her equally as fanatic father, thus ruining her life as revenge for her behavior.

    After losing a game of rock-paper-scissors, Arnold is tasked as the one responsible for bedding Helga. A job that proves to be just as difficult as one would expect.

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  13. 13

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    For Lucemond prompts, prompt: How Adorable

     

    “You’re a thief! I know it.” Aemond tightened the constraints a little more, just in case. “My mother warned me about types like you.”

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  14. 4

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    Krshna decides to teach two of his pets a lesson. They fight it out, while Krshna has all the fun.

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  15. 7

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    "I know, for God's sake! But we can't do foolish things," protests Aziraphale, concerned.
    "Let's not overextend ourselves either," Crowley replies, raising his hands towards him. "We're not in a position to demand more of ourselves than we're capable of."

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  16. 2

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    Unending Horror follows the harrowing tale of two young recruits caught in the midst of a seemingly eternal war, where neither side remembers the reason they are fighting. The war has dragged on for decades, a brutal cycle of bloodshed and despair, with soldiers losing their humanity and purpose in the chaos. Amidst this devastation, two soldiers—Jorin and Eli—find each other in the trenches. Despite the horrors surrounding them, they form a deep, passionate connection that transcends the violence and fear of the battlefield. As they navigate their forbidden love in a world that’s forgotten what it’s fighting for, they are forced to confront their own identities, the trauma of endless conflict, and the hope that love can endure even in the darkest of times.

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  17. 1

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    The church is informed that a thief stole the choir music sheets, the knights are investigating to find the culprit. ✨️

    However Captain Kaeya would rather hit up the tavern than deal with it, and he's probably invited Eula and poor Mika to join him for a co-workers get together at Angel's Share during all of this.

    On top of that, Rosaria is too wasted to even come to work, so Barbara and Dahlia have a lot on their hands...

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  18. 1

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    Collection of stories about Moonjo and mold.Journey of self-discovery and many hardships.

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  19. 7

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    Whoever said revenge is a dish best served cold never pissed off Yuri Plisetsky, to whom having hot sex with your hotter boyfriend in the university's multi-faith chaplaincy is the best form of revenge.

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  20. 15

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    The officers and crew of the Starship Enterprise experience life, love, and special occasions during the warmer months of the year.

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