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⋅ ─ Forgive me Yahweh, for I am a Sinner by Vampire_Batsy
Fandoms: Haunted Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Oct 2025
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| The Priest who bound Abaddon is now struggling with 'sin' as he begins to have a relapse into un-holy thoughts as he begins to become 'too fond' of the Undervale's new owner, Nathan, who has taken to caring for the demon who possessed the priests own son. Meanwhile, Abaddon is forced to come to terms with the idea of sharing his father with the very man who bound him to the mortal plane and stripped his friend of his humanity by binding them together.
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He’d been listening to the voice, it was almost a guilty pleasure at this point as his, admittedly very dead, body warmed at the soft tone…
It was strange, he’d felt something similar to this when he met a man at the parish all those years ago, back when he was alive, and while they couldn’t say the words, their eyes did it for them as they gazed for moments too long and stayed behind at the church for hours over time. He’d once grazed the lips of the younger man with his own, and for the first time he felt truly understanding of why the action was in fact one of warmth, and love rather than something he’d forever find to be a custom foreign to his mind and body.
The Prologue is very short however Chapters WILL be longer
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- Part 7 of ⋅ ─ Haunted Hotel
- Part 6 of ⋅ ─ Child Demon AU | Haunted Hotel
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If Taehyung was a church, then Seokjin would be his congregation. He would worship Taehyung, heed his commandments. And in return for his obedience, Taehyung would offer him redemption.
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the nsfw taejin confession that stinks of sweat and sin
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- Part 2 of hozier
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No Panties, No Briefs, No Problem by moviefan_92
Fandoms: Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
14 Dec 2018
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Post-anime. Semi-alternate ending.
Brief has some concerns with his relationship with Panty. Why out of the 1,000 lovers she's had, has she decided to stick with him? He asks her for her reasoning, and the two of them talk... sort of. And Garterbelt's got something to say too.
Humor/Romance/Drama/Parody. Pairings: Panty and Brief. Rated for lots of language, crude situations, inappropriate humor, and sexuality.
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From Catholic guilt to Satanic leader.
This is the flipside of Little Lamb, Painted in Ash.
(You do not need to read that to read this by any means.)A view of the world through a very tired, very poised man trying to get where he's meant to be. Papa/OC (Morrigan).
This isn't some over-romanticized thing. The love interest is obsessive but messy, the drama is very church centric, the politics of it are stressful, and his head is a constantly skipping vinyl. The goal: make everything feel real. No, it's not a romance novel style put him on a pedestal type thing. He's just a guy that's thrown into this life. He does not win everything. Neither does she. But! Two stubborn people usually do conquer a hell of a lot of hurdles.
Crap at summaries. Read the dang notes. Most chapters have them.
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fight a god and take his wine by littlescholastic for asphxdels
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Jul 2023
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Jean looked at her glass a little longer, “Do you think you could take him in a fight?”
“That’s just blasphemy at this point, and this is coming from me.”
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- Part 1 of Children of The Moon City
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25.6.25 I would have an identity crisis too lol
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“Are they not?” he grins, so damn smug, as he settles his hands back on your hips. “They’re in my pocket now. I’d say that makes them mine.”
Something warm washes over you, and it rivals the hot temperature outside. Your watery eyes blink back at Max, who looks at you like a challenge he’s already won. And that just won’t do.
“Give them back.”
“Then take them.”
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“Make me stay,” Dean says. Sam feels every breath and word. “Make me stay, Sammy. Or I’m gone tomorrow and I’m not coming back.”
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샘딘/알오물 샘제스가 스탠포드에 있는 동안 딘이 찾아와서 섹스를 하고 잠수탐. 6년뒤 샘은 6살짜리 아들이 있는 딘이 베니와 있는 것을 보게 됨
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Burned my insides
Literally felt like i swallowed a rose with all its thorns - something beautiful but painful
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Angel in Hell Trilogy by Angel_KT7
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Oct 2025
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all the dead lie still by JodsTablet
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
23 Oct 2025
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Gideon would have held her breath and paused if by some miracle she managed to scrape together a do-over. Harrow probably would have, too, just to avoid having to say anything. Lapsed into a comfortable silence again with their fingers entwined the two of them could sit and stare and wait and wait and wait, witness their entire lives stretched elastic before them: St. Samael’s and the horror of the last week-and-a-half fading distantly into the horizon behind.
The stars currently floating above the elevator shaft were bright white and so sugary sweet they hurt Gideon’s teeth. No Southern Cross though— which sucked balls. She couldn’t really turn, either, to see if even a glimpse of it was visible from her second- (more likely third-) to-last resting place.
Okay, fine, pedantics: the place where Gideon Nav was most definitely going to die.
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Gon is a serial romantic with an addiction to online dating. Killua is the barista stuck taking the orders of every date Gon Freecss reels in. It wouldn't be an issue if Gon wasn't such a hot topic—star running back for the Yorknew University football team as a freshmen, member of the most iconic fraternity at Yorknew, and general campus heartthrob.
When Gon convinces Killua to be his gym buddy, it sounds and feels like the friend zone. But who knew the #GymLife was so gay anyway? Certainly not Killua.
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hell yeah freeks
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⋅ ─ Child Demon AU | Haunted Hotel by Vampire_Batsy
Fandom: Gravity Falls, Haunted Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Oct 2025
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This AU centers around Abaddon who instead of being a demon in a human childs body - he is a child demon in a human childs body (possessed)
!!Not all of them are connected!!
It will be mentioned if it is connected to another, however some of them aren't- Words:
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It’s been one year since Judgement Day. Heaven and Hell have been working diligently together to help sinners find redemption. Things couldn’t be going better for Charlie and her family and friends. Or so it seems…
Lucifer still struggles with his inner demons. Old foes are working behind the scenes to sabotage the Hazbin Hotel. Alastor has a secret with potentially cataclysmic implications. And an ancient evil has returned to destroy the cosmos once and for all.
Final installment of the Angel in Hell trilogy.
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- Part 3 of Angel in Hell Trilogy
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A young Desi woman obsessed with the Harry Potter series is transported into the Marauder's era as a Hogwarts student and must navigate her past trauma, her desire for love, and her mission to change the fate of her favorite characters.
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- Part 1 of A Thoroughly Calculated Chaos
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This is a series of unrelated short stories featuring Raima Patil my original character, the Hogwarts student defined by her fierce intelligence, pragmatic outlook, and dry wit.
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If Beomgyu's parents knew that their Bible-following and lovely son was attending a Circus, they'd have a heart attack. Let alone if they knew he somehow fell for a male performer who lived by The Nine Satanic Statements.
In a world where the circus is fleeting magic, Beomgyu dares to go backstage. There he meets Yeonjun. A captivating full of trouble talent, who mirrors just what Beomgyu has always wanted. He's his freedom, his escape from a household of rigidity and rules.
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Zani thought she knew her mission partner well. But one night at a nightclub reveals that Phoebe hides more than just relics and prayers.
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The Bible (but if it was the Omegaverse) by Scribes_Scribbles
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Bible (New Testament), Christian Bible (Old Testament)
16 Oct 2025
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I have religious trauma and like the Omegaverse so you all get to enjoy this parody of the Bible written as if it was set in the omegaverse. Do with it what you will, if you start a church with it I call being the Pope.
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Taehyung’s always had his life planned out for him: listen to your parents, live for the church, dedicate your existence to God. It all turns upside down when he meets tattooed, biker Jungkook, the first person to show him how it is to live for himself.
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Chowmeinvta Modern Day Frierenverse AU by chowmeinvta
Fandom: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Eragon (2006), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Anime), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga)
24 May 2025
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Wow! ANOTHER "what if fantasy but modern day" AU??????? Why yes! But this one has a stark x fern focus (this ship has never been done before in history)
These are extracted from comments left in r/Frieren. I'm still in the process of migrating them all here, so feel free to subscribe to the series or check out the full list in this google doc: link
I’m working under the impression that everything in the show HAS happened (dw i won’t spoil the manga), but just in a modern-day-but-there’s-still-magic setting. Sorta like the setting of Jonnywarlock’s "AUbeLand" timeline.
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After a horribly messy breakup, Whitty's ex donates all his clothes to charity. All he wants is his jacket back, and if that means checking every church and charity center in the city, then he's going to trudge through the rain to find it.
Ruv, on the other hand, doesn't trust this random talking explosive standing on the church steps. He shouldn't let him in, but hell, it's raining, and this guy looked like he had a really bad day.
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Updates on Sundays, the entire work will be 5 long chapters, each chapter is a different day (so it'll end on a Friday Night, yeah.)- Language:
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PEAK.
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This was very silly. I am saving this so I can smile some more later. :3