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  1. 69

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    1st Part of the series: "Guide To Assassinating Your Homeroom Teacher by Class 1-K"

    "This is All For One. Civilian name: Hisashi Shigaraki. He will be your homeroom teacher. You have to kill him by the end of the year."

    After All Might's death, the Hero Public Safety Commission makes a deal with his assassin, dragging in a bunch of misfits to do their dirty work along the way. Who would have thought UA's class 1-K would be good for anything after all?

    I'm gonna divide this work. So I renamed this part.

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  2. 4

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    You're a retro-loving, bratty witch in a modern dating world. And it sucks.

    Tired of mediocre dates and an artificial modern era, you consult your beloved Ouija board for the summoning of a being worthy of your sharp wit and killer winged eyeliner: Papa V Perpetua.

    One-shot smut fanfic with dark humor and bizarre musings. Female Reader Insert x AU Papa V Perpetua as a ghost.

    Inspired by the movie "The Love Witch" and the Ghost song "Kiss the Go-Goat."

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  3. 23

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    For those craving more of Mr Collins' inimitable POV! This crackfic takes place after Elizabeth and Darcy have gotten engaged. The newly married couple visits Rosings and shenanigans ensue.

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  4. 2

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    Edward takes a job at a Catholic school and forms an unlikely connection with a religious staff member.

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  5. 35

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    It’s not an easy life, the prairie can be an unforgiving place at the best of times, but it sure as hell is beautiful. Sweeping fields of golden grass cut through by streams so clear you can see straight to the bottom butt up against blue purple mountains that turn gold in the fall. Fiery sunsets and silvery dawns painting the wildflowers with tender strokes. Biting cold winters with the whitest snow you’ve ever seen coming down in sheets heavy enough to buckle your roof. It’s a wild beauty, forever untamed by the hand of man.

    Or:
    Kremy Lecroux, on the run from his past in Agwé, ends up in the prairies of Yona where he meets someone who just might set his life on a completely different course.
    What if Gideon never left Yona after he escaped that train? What if he stuck around and ended up running into a whole new world of opportunity?

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  6. 4

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    “Are they not?” he grins, so damn smug, as he settles his hands back on your hips. “They’re in my pocket now. I’d say that makes them mine.”

    Something warm washes over you, and it rivals the hot temperature outside. Your watery eyes blink back at Max, who looks at you like a challenge he’s already won. And that just won’t do.

    “Give them back.”

    “Then take them.”

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  7. 21

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    NOT!! ALL!! PROMPTS!! ARE!! WRITTEN!!!

    yes i am behind yes i am aware and yes i am working on it

    <333 thank you for checking out my little slice of whumptober

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  9. 6

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    Shane doesn't consider himself a religious man. But when the new priest in town is on his knees between his legs, who is he to argue?
    Shane meets the priest who just moved into town and finds out how sinful the newcomer can be.

    Smut chapter from a fanfic I may or may not finish, but I wanted to share the love.

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  10. 7

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  11. 23

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    Post-anime. Semi-alternate ending.

    Brief has some concerns with his relationship with Panty. Why out of the 1,000 lovers she's had, has she decided to stick with him? He asks her for her reasoning, and the two of them talk... sort of. And Garterbelt's got something to say too.

    Humor/Romance/Drama/Parody. Pairings: Panty and Brief. Rated for lots of language, crude situations, inappropriate humor, and sexuality.
    STORY COMPLETE

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  12. 11

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    Jesus Christ, was he this desperate that getting wrestled by Charlie was doing it for him?

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  13. 1

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    - Fuck the police.
    - I'm tryin'.

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  14. 20

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    Нам в Архангельск не надо, у нас и в Москве чертовщины дохрена.
    (эта история про то, как Ваня Янковский продал душу)

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  15. 42

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    If Taehyung was a church, then Seokjin would be his congregation. He would worship Taehyung, heed his commandments. And in return for his obedience, Taehyung would offer him redemption.

    or,

    the nsfw taejin confession that stinks of sweat and sin

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  16. 7

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    janis gets caught having an affair with a nobleman’s wife and has to haul ass outta there. she meets a drunk priest who offers her a job and a bed at his convent. that’s where janis meets the angriest, most attractive nun she’s ever seen. she might get murdered. she might fall in love. possibly both.

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  17. 2

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    A series of stories in an Addams at any ordinary day. Except they are Addams of course. And no day is ordinary with them.

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  18. *

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    Utahime Iori lives a peaceful life as a teacher at a private religious school. She's considering a more pious path, but for now, she's content to work with her students, a handful of very interesting if not difficult eight-year-olds. When she meets with the legal guardian of one of her students, she's positive that Satoru Gojo, handsome and charming as he seems to be, is hiding a few secrets.

    Unfortunately for her, it turns out the secret is that Gojo is, in fact, a demon, who has been charged with watching over and influencing the kids in her class, who are apparently destined to either make or break the world. Even worse, he's very eager to sink his teeth in her, and Gojo has a penchant for helping people, especially pretty and faithful women, fall from Grace. This is not the job either of them wanted, but they're in this together, whether she likes it or not.

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    follow-up to 25yo (reformed) grifter agatha harkness and 40yo (ex) virgin rio vidal
    "I’m nervous about the move.”
    Rio nodded and wrapped her arms around Agatha’s waist.
    "I'm not good at making friends,” she continued, trying to maintain a sort of cool aloofness, “and I’m kind of a bitch.”
    Rio nodded again.
    “You’re actually supposed to disagree with the last part.”
    “Oh,” said Rio. “I think it’s your best quality."

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    Well this is awkward. Crowley suddenly runs into Aziraphale. Turns out, the angel has been tasked with taking Jesus to Earth for the Second Coming but Aziraphale keeps finding new reasons to postpone it. Like having Eras tour tickets. Do you know how hard those are to come by?

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