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Repertory Theatre by milkteamoon, Phynoma
Fandoms: The Darkest House (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
16 Nov 2025
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“You don't know what it's like to be one of my whores, Price,” Carter says. He tugs Theodore's corset down over his hips. It drops and tangles around his ankles. “Whores are far better behaved than you, for one. More accommodating. And they know how to ask for what they need.”
“Stop,” he tries to say. It comes out in a wordless whimper. Carter is going to kill him.
“Thought I'd wait until you asked,” Carter continues. “Like a gentleman. Only I ain't a gentleman tonight, am I? Just some flapper in your garden. And here you are, doc, unable to play any role but yourself.”
Doctor Price and Detective Carter have a theater date, with a few more performances than the doctor bargained for.
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- Part 2 of Murder Mystery AU
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Physical Exam by milkteamoon, Phynoma
Fandoms: The Darkest House (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
21 Apr 2025
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“Fair is fair,” Price repeats with a scoff. “Please. Haven't you already made it perfectly clear how much of an unfair advantage you have over me?”
“That's a cynical way of putting it,” Carter says. He tenses, just a bit — not enough to alert the doctor, not yet. “I take it this isn't the situation I thought it was. Mind explaining what's actually going on?”
“What you wanted, detective,” Price says, a smug smile just twitching around the corners of his lips. “An examination. Really, you don't think I would have sexual relations in my clinic, do you?”
Carter shrugs, nonchalant. “First time for everything.”
Detective Fyn Carter figures that, after everything that happened on the last case, it's about time he paid that nervous Doctor Price a visit and tied up some loose ends.
Surely that's the only reason for visiting.
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- Part 1 of Murder Mystery AU
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Party Foul by milkteamoon, Phynoma
Fandoms: The Darkest House (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
21 Nov 2024
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“This isn't a play, Fyn,” he says. “It’s my life. And it's n-not dramatic, or full of exciting characters, it's just…normal people, a-and normal, shitty things, and that's it. I'm sorry, but that's all it is. There's no secret plotline here for you to unravel!”
Fyn sits, fists pressing into their thighs, heartbeat too loud in their ears. They should feel bad. They should back off. Teddy's right, they're making up stories to make themselves feel better, and it's making things worse– per usual. Shut up, finish laundry, give Teddy their bed for the night, sober up on the couch and apologize in the morning. That's all they need to do.
They open their mouth.
Teddy Price is a med student in desperate need of stress relief. So when his self-declared, totally definitely platonic best friend Fyn Carter sees him with a guy they don't recognize at a Halloween party, they're just happy that Teddy's finally getting some well-deserved attention.
When things go wrong, Teddy goes to Fyn for help -- and Fyn decides to take their friend's satisfaction into their own hands.
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“We can't just ignore a statement because it's distasteful,” Jon says. “I suppose I'll look into it, then.”
“No!” Martin bursts out, and they all turn to look at him. “I'm sorry, Jon, b-but you can't.”
“I'm sorry, Martin,” Jon says sharply, “what exactly do you think is going to happen at an interview with a woman who, most likely, suffered from an acute case of mold poisoning almost two years ago?”
So many things, Jon. So many things.
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Someone snaps in front of his face.
“Hey, hey– eyes up here. Come on, man. What's your name? Come on.”
“Jon,” Jon says, his mouth answering for him. It feels like the line between his brain and his mouth has been cut, his thoughts replaced by a buzzing, fuzzy dial tone. He's not thinking at all, his mouth is just moving and he's answering. He can feel their eyes on him, pinning him in place. “My name is Jonathan Sims."Happy New Year! Did some imagining of what happened directly after the tape cuts off in Episode 89: Twice as Bright. Lots of hurt, lots of angst, and some Georgie comfort because their banter gives me life
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Murder Mystery AU by milkteamoon, Phynoma
Fandom: Original Work, The Darkest House (Roleplaying Game)
16 Nov 2025
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A 1920's AU for original characters from our game of The Darkest House!
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A collection of the fics set during Pillars 1, during Deadfire, and shortly after Deadfire. Almost all focused on Aloth/Watcher.
In the same world as the rest of my pillars fics and a bit more related to canon!
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It's Fun to Dwell in U-R-U-K! by Elisif
Fandoms: The Epic of Gilgamesh, Mesopotamian RPF
06 May 2025
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An Akkadian (Ancient Babylonian) translation of the YMCA song. As written by Gilgamesh's exasperated tourism minister trying to attract more gay guys to Uruk to keep Gil distracted from politics.
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- Part 31 of Akkadian Translations
Bookmarked by Phynoma
17 Jul 2025
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Marsh travels to a certain village that marks the edge of civilization. Beyond it, there is a forest in which dwell all kinds of monsters and demons.
Marsh wants to research them.
The villages take exception to him seducing local women. As punishment, they are going to fulfill his wishes – they’ll make sure he can meet some curious forest creatures.
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- Part 135 of Writing Prompts, Terribly Misused
Bookmarked by Phynoma
10 Jun 2025
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This is what had always been most treacherous about the Forsaken One--people are usually acclimated to its presence, long before they’re sacrificed to it. Loneliness isn’t the experience of finding yourself the only person in an empty room. Most of the time, people feel loneliness like a habit. Sometimes, there’s no reason for it all.
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- Part 1 of At the Interim
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Bookmarked by Phynoma
20 Nov 2024
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Locum Studios: Sebastian's unfortunate adventures in the gay porn industry by Locum_Studios
Fandom: Original Work
21 Jul 2025
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Bookmarked by Phynoma
18 Nov 2024
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Recommended as 'one of the best porn series I've ever read' from a highly reliable source and now I'm dying to read
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hot head and dreamless sleep by blackwood (transjon) for BloodyCharming
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Nov 2020
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The funny thing is that Jon doesn’t even realize what’s happened until much later that day.