Snarkeologist
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Shuttles and SPECTREs by Snarkeologist
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
28 Dec 2025
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Major Kaidan Alenko has lost a lot over the past few years: his friends, his team, his ship, and more recently his home and most of his family. Now, he's finally back on the Normandy, but it doesn't feel the same. The ship is different, the faces are different, even Shepard is different. Maybe a certain procurement officer who knows what it's like to lose everything can help make it feel a little more like home.
a.k.a. Cortez doesn't get screwed over, and neither does Kaidan
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Piece of Work by Snarkeologist
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
24 Dec 2025
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They say you shouldn't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to. Well, Kaidan guesses he should have known better. He was trying to lay the mystery of his dead brother's recent reappearance to rest, so he could move on with his life. He went directly to the source; now things are more messed up than ever.
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- Part 21 of Pieces of Us
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If It Ain't Broke... by Snarkeologist
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
14 Sep 2025
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"“Death is supposed to be the end, right? I mean, that’s what we were always taught. Maybe there’s something beyond it, maybe not, but you’re not supposed to come back from it. Not after being spaced. Not after two years.” Fergus Shepard clawed at his white hair in a vain attempt at settling his churning thoughts. “I feel like I’m bloody going insane.”
A week ago Fergus Shepard woke up in a Cerberus hellscape, and he woke up wrong. Forced to work with the group that has caused him years of grief, he'll make them regret his resurrection.-or-
Shepard attempts to take down both the Collectors and Cerberus at the same time. With a little help from his family, of course.
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- Part 1 of Fergus Shepard: Changes
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That's What Friends Are For, Right? by Snarkeologist for CaitlynRachel
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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When Joker finds Kaidan in a pub two month's after the Normandy's destruction things don't go as smoothly as he'd hoped.
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Possibly, Maybe? by Snarkeologist for DanDenbo
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
31 Mar 2025
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What if Kaidan's date with the doctor on the Citadel went much better than expected?
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Pieces of Us by Snarkeologist
Fandom: Mass Effect (Comics), Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
24 Dec 2025
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A mostly canonical take on the relationship between my custom mShep (Paragade, Vanguard, Earthborn, War Hero), and Kaidan Alenko. Based on the premise that Kaidan was already in a long-term, established relationship during the events of Mass Effect. The series will delve into both of their pasts, events during ME2 and ME3, and their evolving relationship after the end of the Reaper invasion.
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- 147,564
- Works:
- 26
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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Random Drabbles by Snarkeologist
Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
31 Dec 2024
- Words:
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- Works:
- 19
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- 1
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Fergus Shepard: Changes by Snarkeologist
Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
14 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 6,329
- Works:
- 1
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Pride 4X3 Challenge by Snarkeologist
Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
03 Jul 2023
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- 2,864
- Works:
- 4
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I think a lot about writing and its place in the world. I wonder if it matters, if it's enough. I wonder how we're all going to survive. The world is on fucking fire and even in fandom we can't pretend that it's not.
A guide to writing anyway in the age of despair or, a love letter to writers.
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- English
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- 2,172
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- Comments:
- 25
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Bookmarked by Snarkeologist
23 Jul 2025
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Messy's NSFW Thane Krios art by MessyDiabolical
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
17 Jul 2025
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All of my NSFW art pieces featuring Thane Krios. So far featuring solo Thane's/ off camera insert partner of choice, Shrios (Thane x Shepard) and Kriortez (Thane x Steve). Will be updated as and when new pieces are created. We have bondage, sex toys, Thane's happy subspace, Thane getting railed, Thane's great gushing cloaca and ever changing designs of peens.
Bookmarked by Snarkeologist
17 Jul 2025
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Regis Shepard - Dirge of Kings (ME1-ME2 ERA) by clericofshadows
Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy
23 Feb 2024
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Dirge - a lament for the dead, especially one forming part of a funeral rite.
Various insights into the period during Regis's death, including a budding relationship between Kaidan and Zaeed, started after remembering a time when the three of them were in a temporary relationship.
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- 37,329
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- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 3
Bookmarked by Snarkeologist
17 Sep 2023
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Participating in a teaching programme at Grissom Academy, Kaidan is going to be apart from Shepard for six whole months. And for the first three, it's already been absolutely horrible for Shepard, the loneliness that fills him uncomfortably unfamiliar.
That is, until Kaidan makes a surprise return halfway through. It's for work however, and they can just about keep it professional despite how much they miss each other. At least til lunch time, when Shepard can't keep his hands off his husband any longer.
Also, Kaidan has a grown a beard. Not even Shepard can resist that.
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- Part 3 of Love After the War
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,263
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 12
- Kudos:
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Bookmarked by Snarkeologist
14 Jun 2023
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After the Great Reaper War of 2186, the galaxy has entered relative peace. All races united to rebuild and repair all the damages left behind by the reapers in their wake of extermination. A motley crew of mercenaries travel the galaxy searching for the Galactic Savior, Commander Shepard who after her recovery, vanished from the grid. Cara Maevis, Captain of the Azrael, is determined to track down Shepard and her crew to get an answer that will decide the Azrael's fate.
Bookmarked by Snarkeologist
24 May 2023