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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 560,073
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Collections:
- 57
- Comments:
- 29,026
- Kudos:
- 46,296
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Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
13 Oct 2025
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Literally read this for years it changed my life
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“My gold.” Techno spoke, thousands of voices echoing in his words. Whispering and chattering. His calloused hand reaching up, dragging along the blood that was dripping from Tommy’s neck. Dripping down and burning away in the flames consuming the roots that held him.
The same hand that had fed him and given him shelter, as involuntary as it had been, was gently placed at the back of his skull. Techno’s thumb pulling across the golden earring that now felt like an anchor dragging him below the surface of a pool of magma.
Wearing Techno’s face, the Blood God grinned at him.
Tommy did not regret punching him.
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Td;lr: Tommy unwillingly takes refuge into the hold of a banished god.
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- Part 1 of God's acre
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,705
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 32
- Comments:
- 1,031
- Kudos:
- 5,677
- Bookmarks:
- 1,250
- Hits:
- 116,175
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25 Jul 2025
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“Oh, I’m sorry, sorry, mate-” Phil reaches his hands out, Techno kicking his legs out, trying to scoot away.
“No, no-” Techno chokes out, heart slamming into his ribs. He’s going to die, he’s going to die here, he should’ve known, Phil was never human, he was never human at all-
“I should’ve told you earlier.” Phil smiles, kneeling down to Techno’s level. He’s not reaching out anymore, but he’s not leaving either. “Sorry again for the scare. That was a bit much, huh?”
Techno blinks. “What?”
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Phil is not quite human, but he’s still very much a dad, with two children he loves very much.
Techno gets adopted into the family.
He was not informed of this.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,336
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 767
- Kudos:
- 8,185
- Bookmarks:
- 1,181
- Hits:
- 123,509
Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
26 Feb 2025
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Perhaps making a deal with a forbidden demon to kill Tommy's school bully was a little bit overkill.
If only he could get rid of it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,318
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 677
- Kudos:
- 2,234
- Bookmarks:
- 354
- Hits:
- 42,336
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18 Feb 2025
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- Words:
- 39,935
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 799
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26 Jan 2025
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But I Am Not a Vessel for Your Good Intent by Anarchy_and_Piglins for LilithsChild
Fandoms: Dream SMP
26 Sep 2023
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Tommy is an ancient vampire. He has seen the rise and fall of civilizations, watched as humans made the same mistakes over and over again, and flipped off at least a vampire hunter or three in his lifetime. But he has never seen the kind of devotion this family shows for each other.
It is dangerous to get attached to things - especially mortal things - at Tommy’s age. But he’s sick of being lonely. And he’s sick of not having the kind of love they share.
(Meanwhile, Phil and his sons befriend a random blond teenager who is definitely not about to change their lives forever.)
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,673
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 102
- Kudos:
- 1,013
- Bookmarks:
- 140
- Hits:
- 10,615
Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
21 Aug 2024
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Series has a chronological order.
Part 1 - A Necromancer and His Blood God - Tommy and Techno team up to escape a cult together
Part 2 - Coming soon-ish
- Words:
- 35,433
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 210
Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
17 Feb 2024
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They Call Us the Villains by ArriettyScribben
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
18 Jul 2024
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A routine mission to deal with a small time group of thieves goes south when Tommy finds himself in the middle of a Syndicate operation. Thieves or not, people were in danger and Tommy was a hero.
Hopelessly outmatched Tommy intervenes, handing an even better prize to the Syndicate on a silver platter. But before the Syndicate’s most sadistic leader can turn his latest catch into another pawn in his game, said sidekick throws himself in harm's way in order to save the villain's life.
The Syndicate always repays its debts, even to heroes. A life for a life. But this victory for Order came at the cost of the Syndicate’s claim on one unaware sidekick. And no one escapes the Syndicate.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,064
- Chapters:
- 13/?
- Comments:
- 1,681
- Kudos:
- 7,874
- Bookmarks:
- 1,230
- Hits:
- 217,010
Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
28 Dec 2023
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- Words:
- 177,574
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 82
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Chance Encounters (are what keep us going) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2023
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Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.
He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.
Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.
He froze.
Right.
There were now aliens in his cell.
And he probably just scared the hell out of them.
Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.
This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 70,785
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 1,564
- Kudos:
- 10,460
- Bookmarks:
- 2,344
- Hits:
- 162,274
Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
17 Aug 2023
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Magic AU where Tommy can shapeshift into a cat and Wilbur is a powerful magic-user who can sway people with his voice. Crimeboys/SBI found family + some action and a lil bit of saving the world's magic. :D
- Words:
- 80,863
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 25
Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
27 Apr 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
Honestly lost what was happening at the end but that’s due to my own intelligence not bad writing
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An AU where Technoblade, Tommy, and Wilbur are meant to be bringers of the apocalypse, and a prophecy predicts that they will destroy everything in their path. Phil, an avian with a complicated past, seems to be the only one who realizes they're just children that have been granted strong magic, so he makes it his mission to rescue them and then raise them, so the apocalypse never happens.
Main canon story is 'change fate by being aggressively kind' but there will be AUs of it, and little spin offs where things go differently.
- Words:
- 156,435
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 647
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A series made for the main story "By your ancient names" and other drabbles/stories that is connected to that same verse.
- Words:
- 55,705
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 169
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04 Dec 2022
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27 Sep 2022
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He speaks soft words in hushed tones that would only be allowed for Techno to hear: “I’m sorry,” Tommy says, “I told you, though, didn’t I?”
“I can’t afford to be kind.” Tommy gently brushes a hand to move it away from Technoblade’s head. “It kills, you know?”
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Technoblade, a child of the House of Virtue, was kidnapped by the Duke of the House of Prosecution.
No one but Tommy knows this, but in a parallel future this will be the catalyst of his House's downfall. Through any means necessary, he tries to change things.Series
- Part 1 of et tu, brute? (dsbi buncha fics)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,020
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 40
- Kudos:
- 602
- Bookmarks:
- 117
- Hits:
- 6,836
Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
23 Jun 2022
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DSMP Onehots||Celestia Riddle by Celestia_Riddle
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Feb 2022
- Words:
- 28,739
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 26
Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
07 Apr 2022
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Shadows and the Son by SunOfIcarus
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Jun 2022
- Words:
- 68,739
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 308
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21 Mar 2022
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- Words:
- 11,977
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 288
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01 Mar 2022
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Throughout the Seasons by Poker
Fandom: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Nov 2024
- Words:
- 185,166
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 194
Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
11 Jan 2022