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Season 4, episode 3:
What if the knights had woken up a little sooner and found Merlin not-so-subtly stealing a dragon egg?- Language:
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20 Jan 2024
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When Arthur couldn't find his idiot of a man servant he couldn't imagine that the man was kidnapped along with Lancelot. But that's fine because a sorcerer has broken into the roundtable room in order to show them everything.
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19 Jan 2024
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"There is no evil in sorcery, only in the hearts of men."
Nights spent with the prince, adventures, and dangerous journeys. Merlin must fulfill his destiny and help Arthur Pendragon become the greatest king, Camelot may ever have. Will heavy secrets and buried feelings get in the way of his pursuit for freedom?
Basically a more merthur focused version of Merlin that we all deserved and I fix all of the dumb shit. :)
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18 Jan 2024
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Turns out, baby dragons are too young to obey Dragonlord commands, even ones to stay away for their own safety. Consequently, Merlin finds himself put through more ridiculousness than usual trying to keep Aithusa out of trouble when she keeps coming to look for him in Camelot.
(And Arthur might be thick as a log on most days, but even he is starting to notice something's out of the ordinary...)
Honestly, if Merlin knew she'd cause so much trouble, he would've just left Aithusa in the ruddy egg.
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17 Jan 2024
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"I'm not sure what I'd have done."
"And I didn't want to put you in that position.”For better or for worse, Arthur knows Merlin's secret. The problem? Merlin doesn't know Arthur knows. This leaves Arthur with a predicament... and an opportunity. A test. Three trials and three opportunities for Merlin to prove he doesn't deserve death. Arthur hopes he will pass them. Maybe then the image of Merlin's golden eyes will stop haunting him.
Merlin opened his mouth. A noise unlike any sound Arthur had ever heard escaped from it. Loud and rumbling and guttural, inhuman, and in no way, shape, or form could actually be coming from his manservant.
But it was. And Merlin was speaking.
"O drakon, e male so ftengometta tesd'hup'anankes! Erkheo!"
For a minute, there was complete silence—a silence in which Arthur just stared from behind a tree in an incomprehensive daze.
But then there was a sound. Both loud and forceful and... familiar.
The sound of flapping wings.
AKA an in-depth character study of Arthur. I do not endorse Arthur's actions, but this is what I think he'd do in canon. This was my season 3 prediction!
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11 Jan 2024
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I had been lost to you, sunlight And flew like a moth to you, sunlight, oh, sunlight by RaveenaRiley
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
20 Jul 2025
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When Merlin realizes that some bald fucker was, in fact, imprisoning Aithusa, he is understandably feeling very guilty for having failed to properly take care of his hatchling. He’s also feeling very, very angry. And of the two of them, he decides the anger is better to focus on right now—after all, he can always wallow in self-pity later—and gets up to prepare for a prison break.
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10 Jan 2024
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Unexpected visitors to Camelot throw Merlin's life into chaos and some of his most well-kept secrets to light. Arthur and the Round Table are left struggling to keep up.
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10 Jan 2024
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When Caerleon attacks Camelot, more than one secret is uncovered. In the face of a hopeless battle, will Arthur make the right choice?
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09 Jan 2024
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Merlin never takes his tunic off.
“Are you- Are you serious?”
“Yes,” Merlin said with no hesitation. He even pushed off his wall and made towards the door. “I’ll go to him now, shall I?”
Arthur thrust out an arm to stop him in his tracks. The room was so small he did not have to go far. “You would let my father see you bare chested before me?”Arthur finds out why.
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29 Dec 2023
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Next time Merlin said he needed to be elsewhere, Arthur vowed to listen to him. If he had, maybe there wouldn't be a foreign king with a mutilated hand in the council chambers.
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- Part 2 of The Life and Times of Merlin Emrys
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29 Dec 2023
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26 Dec 2023
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“I used to sleep there,” Harry snaps.
He’s breathing hard. He feels like he’s run a marathon, even though he’s just sitting there uselessly, staring at a perfectly ordinary cupboard.
“What?” Sirius says.
(For the Bad Things Happen Bingo, prompt: Childhood Trauma).
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- Part 2 of bad things happen bingo
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10 Dec 2023
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Harry writes the first draft of his will when he’s fourteen.
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10 Dec 2023
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there will come a time, you'll see by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2018
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They have Shepard’s pie for dinner. Ron and Hermione watch Harry fill up his plate and only start serving themselves when he picks up his fork and starts eating. Neville laughs into his wine glass.
“How are you dealing with their mothering, Harry?” he asks.
Ron opens and closes his mouth for a minute, groping for an excuse. Eventually, Ron says, “He’s just so small, Nev.”
“Hey,” Harry says. “I’m seventeen. I’m an adult.”
Ron shakes his head at Neville. “My best friend is an infant.”
A curse regresses Harry to his seventeen year old self, physically and mentally. He doesn’t recognise this strange peaceful wizarding world, but there are two people he does recognise: Ron and Hermione. Based off this tumblr post.
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10 Dec 2023
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Just a Few Changes (will Keep you Safe) by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Sep 2022
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It's been over five years since Voldemort's defeat when Harry Potter gets pushed through a portal and falls into the Great Hall of Hogwarts. This wouldn't be a problem, exactly, except it's his parents' Hogwarts instead of his own. Thankfully, Hermione and Ron aren't about to let him face this newest form of trouble by himself. Even more fortunately, Hermione says they're in a different dimension entirely.
Harry has a castle full of living ghosts, his best friends by his side, and three to six months to make just a few changes. Starting with a snake.
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10 Dec 2023
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Neither Can Live While the Other is High by ScaredyCrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jan 2021
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Murtlap essence gets expensive, so the DA seeks out other forms of pain relief to help those who suffer through detentions with Umbridge. While searching through the Forbidden Forest, they stumble upon a patch of an odd, non-magical plant called “cannabis.”
Elsewhere in the British Isles, Voldemort prepares for an important meeting.
Or: Harry doesn’t know what weed is, and Voldemort suffers the consequences.
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10 Dec 2023
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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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09 Dec 2023
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After an unexpected birthday surprise, Harry Potter finds himself suddenly very different from what he was just a day before, and somehow taking care of a baby in need. However, his short and painful life has taught him that no one is safe around Harry Potter. So, how else can be protect this innocent baby but to kill off Harry Potter and become someone new. And, who best to help him than the one person who would really like him to not be James Potter's son...Severus Snape.
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06 Dec 2023
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Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be. Instead, Dean is referencing Star Trek, Sam is comforting Reid, and Derek has never been more confused.
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04 Nov 2023
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Dr. Spencer Reid isn't who everyone thinks he is. He was born with a secret that he's worked his whole life to keep. But there are things happening that are making that secret harder and harder to keep. Eventually, no matter how hard we try, the truth comes out, and life can never be the same again.
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04 Nov 2023