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Ultimate School Pick-Up by coconutknightshade, whumphoarder for blondsak
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
09 Jun 2022
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"Well all the symptoms add up, Peter! And you know what they add up to? Death. You are right on track for death." He lays a sympathetic hand on Peter's shoulder, looking at him as if Death already has him twisted in its slimy, meaty fist. Ned takes Peter in, committing every feature to memory. After all, unless Ned can harness the power of God – or Tony Stark – then memory is one day all he'll have of Peter Benjamin Parker. Beloved nephew. Beloved friend. Taken from this world too soon.
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When Peter shows up to school looking a little worse for wear, his trusted Guy In The Chair comes to the obvious conclusion: the shady character from last night’s illicit patrol was none other than the infamous Mongolian Slasher.
His weapon of choice? Poisoned blades. Peter is on his deathbed.
So when his best friend refuses to see reason, Ned does what any good Guy In the Chair would do: he calls in the big guns.
All of them.
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The Five Times Peter Denies an Illness or Injury + the One Time He Doesn't by whumphoarder
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Nov 2021
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In which Peter is a little shit who can't admit when he's hurt or sick.
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There’s an absurdly fat pigeon standing in front of a green dumpster, aggressively pecking at a sad chunk of poppy seed bagel.
That’s what Jake knows for sure. Everything else is a little fuzzy.
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Or, disoriented and bleeding from a head wound, with no memory of how he ended up in his current situation, Jake attempts to call for help. It goes about as well as you’d think.
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Spider-Man, My Ass... by whumphoarder for cold_nights_summer_days
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Jun 2021
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“It’s a really big one, okay?”
Tony snorts. “You do see the glaring irony here, right?”
“Hey, if anyone’s earned the right to be scared of spiders, it’s me,” Peter defends. “Do you know how sick I got? I was in the ICU for like, a week! May is still paying off my hospital bills.”
Peter has a fear of spiders. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 9 of Adventures at the Stark Lake House
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As Luck Would Have It by blondsak, whumphoarder for coconutknightshade
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), 9-1-1 (TV)
31 Jan 2021
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Tony and Peter’s winter trip to L.A. takes a sudden turn when an accident forces Peter to dive into the frigid ocean to save a drowning boy.
Which wouldn’t be so bad, if only he could thermoregulate.
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Christ, What Now? by awesomesockes, whumphoarder
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Incredible Hulk (2008)
29 May 2020
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A collection of co-written stories by whumphoarder & awesomesockes, mostly featuring the Avengers being lovable dumbasses in various situations. Each story is independent of the others, and not in any sort of chronological order (though they do reference each other), so feel free to jump in anywhere!
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Cassie & Peter Being Buds by whumphoarder
Fandom: Ant-Man (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Mar 2019
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The adventures of Peter babysitting 10-year-old Cassie Lang. Mostly fluff with a sprinkle of whump because I can't help myself.
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Tumblr Prompts by whumphoarder
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Aug 2020
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It's what it says on the tin—a series of unrelated prompts that have been sent to me via tumblr. I can't guarantee any degree of speed in their fulfillment, but you are always welcome to drop me a line! My url is whumphoarder
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Quieting the Void by whumphoarder
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Apr 2019
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After the bite, Peter's enhanced spider metabolism causes him to develop what is essentially a binge-restrictive eating disorder.
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Adventures at the Stark Lake House by whumphoarder
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Jun 2021
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College-age Peter interacting with a retired Tony & young Morgan at the lake house. Stories are unconnected and may be read in any order.
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Peter is staying the night at the Tower and Tony wakes up in the morning to F.R.I.D.A.Y. telling him Peter has a "slight fever". F.R.I.D.A.Y. isn't having her best day either.
Written for the following Sicktember 2022 prompt: ‘I might be a teeny tiny bit sick, but it’s fine’ along with a prompt from tumblr!
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- Part 13 of Sicktember 2022
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"I feel strange." by Anonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
27 Oct 2021
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Peter was starting to think accepting that drink wasn’t the best idea. The guys had said they were grateful fans, and all they’d wanted to do was offer a bottle of water and a “Stay hydrated, man!”
They’d seemed as genuine as anyone else who’d ever flagged him down during the slow moments of his patrols.
Jesus Christ, it hadn’t even been sealed. Why didn’t he just dump it out of their sight?
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- Part 1 of Fictober 2021
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Bookmarked by whumphoarder
26 Nov 2021
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Peter gets a Drugs 101 lesson from Deadpool
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Mr. Stark's A+ Parenting by coconutknightshade for Thunderrrstruck
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Apr 2020
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It's Peter's first Father's Day without Ben, and Tony's first Father's Day after discovering how Howard actually died.
Peter plans to skip school, and Tony plans to skip the whole damn day by losing himself in his lab.
Fortunately, May and Pepper have made the executive decision for both of them that spending the day together will be healthier than the two of them hiding away, grieving alone.
Or, in which through a road trip down the coast, Peter learns more about Tony, and Tony learns more about what fatherhood really means.
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- Part 3 of IronDad Bingo: Take One
- Part 1 of A+ Parenting
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Bookmarked by whumphoarder
09 Jun 2021
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The ‘Days Without Incident’ sign in Tony Stark’s private workshop has nothing to do with engineering or science mishaps and all to do with a bet between him and a certain Spiderling.
(For the Summer of Whump on Tumblr Day 20 - Definance)
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- Part 18 of Summer of Whump 2021
Bookmarked by whumphoarder
20 Jun 2021
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“I thought you would dodge! You always dodge!” The man said, reaching up both hands to dig into his hair. “I stabbed Spider-Man what the fuck!”
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Are we out of the woods yet? by bluesweatshirt for whumphoarder
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Jun 2021
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11:42 PM
Hey, when you get this can you call me? My anxiety is off the charts right now. It feels like my spidey sense warning me about something. But maybe I’m just being paranoid. I don’t know. Sorry to bug you.Tony’s heart sinks in his stomach.
“Something is wrong,” he says.
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Or, Peter babysits Morgan while Tony and Pepper go on a second honeymoon trip.
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Bookmarked by whumphoarder
15 Jun 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Peter’s babysitting Morgan and what could go wrong?? Answer: everything.