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    It started with the collar.

    The simple black line of faux-leather. The very same that’s currently fastened tightly around Lucifer’s neck.

    Or, Lucifer has a secret kink that his sort-of lover helps him to explore thoroughly.

    Aka; 'My little angel turned out fine! Sir, that Devil is clicker trained.'

    Tags are not a joke, proceed at your own risk ;)

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    01 Sep 2024

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    Vox has always had an obsession with Alastor--much to the Radio Demon's ire and amusement. But Alastor discovers how he might be able to use this obsession to manipulate his everlasting rival, by using the utterly unexpected coming from him: seduction. Oh, this should be very entertaining . . .

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    09 Feb 2024

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    When Heaven assigns Aziraphale a seduction (in not so many words), his attempts at research only serve to disturb him. So when Crowley offers to personalize his learning experience, Aziraphale jumps at the chance, not realizing how quickly he'll get in over his head.

    Because all that stuff he found disgusting in his research? It turns out it's pretty good when he's doing it with Crowley.

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    17 Dec 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    Darcy hasn't seen Steve since she gained weight after starting new antidepressants. Her confidence is at an all-time low, but it seems like Steve can't get enough of her.

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    21 Jun 2020

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    Crowley doesn’t miss his divinity, not really. So far as he can remember, it had felt like being crowded into a full-body angora onesie that was about half a size too small and which you could never take off. Itchy, constricting, and oppressively luxurious. But apparently wearing an angel’s skin for a morning had stirred something up from the quagmire, some primeval reminder of what was taken when he Fell.

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    13 May 2020

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    08 May 2020

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    He would Fall if he succumbed to this. Demonic temptation or not, Aziraphale was certain this would end him. He couldn’t consent to such an act, couldn’t willingly hand himself over to be despoiled by a fiend.

    Ah, there’s the loophole.

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    07 Oct 2019

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    After Brother Francis rescues Nanny Ashtoreth from the duckpond (following an issue definitely not caused by Crowley trying to save ducks from five-year-old Warlock) Crowley and Aziraphale abscond to a private room in the Dowling mansion to shed their wet disguises, light a warm fire, and spread their wings out comfortably. Crowley can't bear to see Aziraphale's wings such a mess. Really, though... what's a little feathery finger-combing between frenemies?

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    29 Sep 2019

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    Aziraphale works to purchase a bookshop space, but currently being a woman-shaped creature has its drawbacks when faced with rude property owners. The most obvious solution is to get Crowley to act as his husband and deal with all that nonsense, of course.

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    28 Sep 2019

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    The looming threat of searing pain and the memory of blood pouring out of his mouth is enough of a deterrent to keep Crowley from ever daring to attempt saying the word Love again but nothing -

    not even God Herself -

    could stop him from showing it.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    27 Jul 2019

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    26 Jul 2019

  13. Public Bookmark 49

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    Aziraphale's eyes were drawn more to the other box, a luxurious red velvet covering. He ran his fingers over it and slid the key in. It clicked and Aziraphale gently lifted the lid on Crowley's box, not wanting to disturb the precious contents.

    Aziraphale stared at what he saw. He stared some more. Further staring. For a solid minute, his brain could not comprehend what he was actually looking at, but it certainly wasn’t a holy dagger.

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    20 Jul 2019

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    If Darcy Lewis shows up at your door, chances are you did something to bring her there...

    Darcy is an assassin who only kills bad guys. The Winter Soldier is pretty much the baddest guy out there. Too bad nobody thought to explain to her that Bucky isn't the Winter Soldier anymore. Awk-ward!

    The good news is, there's no shortage of bad people to kill when you're working as the personal assassin for one James "Bucky" Barnes, retired Asset and world's sexiest shut-in. And if they have to pretend to be dating to keep her cover? Well, that doesn't mean anything. It's strictly professional.

    Really.

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    10 Jul 2019

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    All Dean wants is a little privacy. Cas doesn't understand.

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    05 Jul 2019

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    “It’s really very nice. Seducing people, I mean,” Aziraphale says, and Crowley really does nearly discorporate.

    “You’re an angel!” he says.

    “Well, yes,” Aziraphale says. “But it’s not a sin if you love someone, and of course I love all of Her creatures.”

    “I—that’s not—that’s not what that means!” Crowley yells.

    “Isn’t it?” Aziraphale blinks up at him innocently. Crowley is reminded, again, that Aziraphale is just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing.

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    01 Jul 2019

  17. Public Bookmark 87

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    It's been a month since the Apocolypse almost happened and Aziraphale has been having dreams. Dreams that involve Crowley that he can't stop. Meanwhile, Crowley is dealing with issues of his own. But just as our favorite ineffable babes begin to figure out their feelings (only took 6000 years guys, thanks) someone else interferes and Aziraphale loses his memory and a bit more. Can true love conquer all? Can Aziraphale remember who he was and what Crowley meant to him? Or will Crowley be forced to let him go?

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    24 Jun 2019

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    "So then, my dear, what are we drinking to this time?"

    Asked Aziraphale as he willed the champagne flute into his hand, smiling softly at the Demon lounging in front of him. Aziraphale was finding it extremely hard to keep his face relaxed and his eyes firmly on Crowley’s. He really was doing his very best not to notice the way his long, elegant fingers moved as he wrapped them gently around the delicate stem of the beautifully etched crystal flute.

    Crowley paused in thought for a moment and then chuckled, completely oblivious to Aziraphale's mental anguish. "I mean, personally...To not being dissolved in a bathtub full of holy water."

    Crowley's grin became more pronounced and somewhat feral, stretching impossibly wide, showing off his unnaturally white and impressively sharp teeth. "I did enjoy the Hellfire though...Great stuff, Hellfire...Really does leave you feeling invigorated."

    Aziraphale shuddered at the thought and took another sip of his Champagne. "I really wouldn't know...I'll stick to holy water if it's all the same to you.

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    23 Jun 2019

  19. Public Bookmark 80

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    A lonely Aziraphale contemplates his life since the Beginning in an Inn in Ancient Rome, finding himself more than a little lost and depressed after Gabriel's recent distant attitude towards him.

    When he stumbles across Crowley drinking alone in the same Inn, the two strike up an unlikely dalliance. But is the demon being completely truthful, or is Aziraphale setting himself up for a heartbreaking betrayal?

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    19 Jun 2019

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    29 Jan 2019

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