doctormissy
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- James Bond (Craig Movies) (24)
- Good Omens (TV) (17)
- Doctor Who (2005) (13)
- Lucifer (TV) (10)
- Hannibal (TV) (8)
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Some people believed in fate. Others dismissed the Marks as a silly superstition and attempts to find meaning where there was merely coincidence. Yet others considered it a useful suggestion and tended not to look a gift horse in the mouth, or treated the matter with pure logic and science and did not always abide by it.
Julian and Garak were both glad not to know who their soulmate was. No soulmate meant no liability. No one to inquire about their past. No one to complicate things.
Only, things did tend to get complicated anyway.
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danger noodle 🐍 @ajcrowley
hey uh. it's been a bit. how are weOr: twitter cryptids are back!
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- Part 6 of twitterverse
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the adventures of the starship revenge by doctormissy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Star Trek
11 Jul 2022
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‘Right! This is it! Places everyone! Look scary! Phasers at the ready!’ He snapped his fingers at Lucius. ‘Hail the ship.’
It took a while for the ship to answer, but answer they did. Two men of a species Stede was unfamiliar with popped up on the screen, looking rather confused. He put on his best scary voice and said, ‘Surrender! You have no chance of escape!’
Or: Stede is a human from a cushy Federation colony, stuck in an unhappy marriage and a boring life. He runs off to become a space pirate with a bunch of weirdoes he collects on the way, and then an unfortunate incident with some Klingons almost costs him his life, but fortunately for him, the infamous Blackbeard saves his life. And sticks around. -
two of hearts by doctormissy for belauensus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV)
30 Apr 2021
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Crowley winced and turned around. He squinted at the King of Hell and his two-day stubble and expensive suit and bloody audacity. His Hell-trained survival instincts really didn’t like this.
That ancient part of him who’s known this man-shaped being since he was a hatchling filed away his escape plan for later, however.
Or: Crowley and Lucifer are siblings, and sure, they’re not exactly on speaking terms now, but that doesn’t stop Lucifer from knocking on Crowley and Aziraphale’s door on a Sunday morning, asking for help. Needless to say, it doesn’t go exactly as planned…
[Or or: on relationships, the Throne of Hell, absolution, and the universe's most dysfunctional family—maybe—coming to senses.]
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Dean couldn’t believe his eyes. Could it really be—no. No, he was dying and clearly hallucinating and losing his mind, because he’d swear that was Cas walking inside.
‘Cas?’ Sam called, and hang on, what? He could see him too?
Cas, if it was him, looked at Dean, all concern and fond exasperation that was saying, I can’t believe you, Dean, I’m gone for a week and you end up like this?
Or: how the finale should've gone.
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Good Omens... but on Twitter. With the occasional appearance of other fandoms and one Doctor Who spin-off.
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- 83,404
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- 6
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- 359
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What if–what if the Doctor saved her. What if she stood with him, escaped the ship with him, travelled with him?
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all aboard the ineffable plan by doctormissy
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV)
30 Jan 2020
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Lucifer has no idea he has a son until said son summons him to the Tadfield Air Base, Crowley and Aziraphale have no idea that Lucifer doesn't actually want the world to end, and God is starting to be tired of their mutual pining.
Or: a comedic Lucifer/Good Omens crossover 'verse absolutely no one asked for, apart from my brain apparently. While not all parts are crossovers, they are all connected—but still can be read as stand-alone stories.- Words:
- 166,374
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- 8
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the eyes emoji squad by doctormissy
Fandom Aquaman (2018), Arrow (TV 2012), Batman (Comics), Batwoman (TV 2019), Black Lightning (TV), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), DCU, Doom Patrol (TV), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Gotham (TV), Krypton (TV 2018), Lucifer (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Shazam! (2019), Supergirl (TV 2015), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Flash (TV 2014), Titans (TV 2018), Wonder Woman (2017)
23 Dec 2019
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an arrowverse & batfam group chat au with something resembling a plot + related stories. that's it.
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- 527,953
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- 6
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The Spectre of Connection by doctormissy
Fandom Hannibal (TV), James Bond (Craig Movies), Kingsman (Movies), London Spy, Sherlock (TV)
01 Aug 2018
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A James Bond/Kingsman/London Spy/Sherlock and eventually Hannibal crossover AU 'verse.
Stand Together: In which Valentine is SPECTRE, Mary Watson is 001, Sherlock and Irene are married, James and Q are desperately in love, and V-Day is not over yet.
We Live in a World of Deceit.: In which there is a spy wedding, a baby, two dogs, a cannibal, Sherlock Holmes, and a murder. At one time and one place.- Words:
- 82,400
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- 3
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- 29
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"Jonathan wonders, seeing Teddy so out of his element and so lost, if it wouldn’t have been kinder to leave him behind after all. Let him find his own way to survive, in his own environment. Kinder, perhaps, yes. But the pitter-patter of his heart and the way it stumbles over itself every time Teddy so much as offers a hint of a smile tells him that in the event of this scenario, where both their worlds collapsed and they failed, he was incapable of leaving him behind. The miracle of Teddy being alive and here, with him, is a selfish thing to celebrate, but Jonathan can’t bring himself to feel sorry about it."
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Jonathan saves Teddy from Roper's attempt on his life, but their immediate movements afterwards are less than straightforward. A look into the days that follow and how Jonathan pulls himself together so he can be who Teddy needs in the aftermath.
Bookmarked by doctormissy
16 Mar 2026
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The car pooling, she thought, represented this blurring of boundaries: not quite work but not quite personal life, either. If somebody asked her if she ever saw Langdon outside of the hospital, what should she say?
Mel and Langdon car pool to work.
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- English
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Bookmarked by doctormissy
10 Feb 2026
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The Art of Disillusion by schlaikjer
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy
24 Apr 2025
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“Wait.”
Stopping and looking over his shoulder, Din saw the blond facing him once again; his face was calm, and yet gears were clearly turning in his head.
“You said fifty years old?”
“Yeah?”
The other man stood still for another moment.
“I want to hire you.”
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Or I really wanted to read a fic where Luke found Grogu before Din so I wrote one myself
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Bookmarked by doctormissy
23 Jan 2026
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Din Djarin needs a new ship.
Greef Karga makes him a deal - do some work for the guild and he'll get a brand new gunship. One such job takes him to a planet with a volatile storm system to track down a double-crossing bounty hunter. What he doesn't know is that the bounty hunter is there to loot an ancient Jedi temple. What neither of them know is that someone else is also on the planet searching for the temple.
And then the storm rolls in.
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- Part 1 of Dangerous Dreams
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,409
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 4
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Bookmarked by doctormissy
03 Jan 2026
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Din can’t raise their suspicions by refusing to provide his name. But he can’t just give them all his name, either. “Dune,” he says, “Han Dune.”
“Anakin Skywalker,” the Jedi replies, the final nail in the coffin of Din’s denial. “General of the 501st. You’ll be safe with us.”
“Thank you,” Din says, again, because he’s not sure what else to say. Because that man is Luke’s father - or will be, one day - and if he wasn’t his only ticket off of this planet, Din would shoot him where he now stands without another second of hesitation.
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Bookmarked by doctormissy
30 Dec 2025