lefttesticalofbelisarius
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- Historical RPF (10)
- The Hobbit - All Media Types (10)
- The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types (5)
- Hamilton - Miranda (3)
- Rome (TV 2005) (2)
- Çukur | The Pit (TV) (2)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (1)
- Star Wars Original Trilogy (1)
- شاهنامه - فردوسی | Shahnameh | The Book of Kings - Ferdowsi (1)
- Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) (1)
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“I didn’t lose shit, fucker!” Vox screamed. “I won! And you well know that this isn’t because I had a fight with an old rival!”
“Then why you suicidal picture box?” Alastor yelled back.
“I was fucking in love with you!” Vox said as more tears went down his screen. “I was in love with you and you fucking went and… and become my enemy! Made me your enemy! I was in love with you, I finally could’ve loved someone freely, I dared to love for the first time and you broke my fucking heart and now yes, I will kill everyone in this fucking city because I am that emotional! You’d never guess how that is like you fucking iceberg!”
Alastor’s smile finally faltered. He blinked, Charlie could see his friend’s lip trembling. Alastor let out a noise she had never heard from him before, was it a whine?
“Was?” He asked as his smile slowly went away from his face.
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The Erebor Princes by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
04 Nov 2025
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“So, listen to my declaration: ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident that all Men are created equal.’And when I meet Aragorn, son of Arathorn, I'm going to compel him to include Dwarrow in the sequel.”
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- Part 2 of Hamilton x Tolkien
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- English
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- 760
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So Your Whole Story Wasn't A Setup? by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, Historical RPF
02 Nov 2025
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“What were they saying?”
“Well the door was closed but from what I gathered, they were planning a prank… I guess I heard the word prank, I'm sure of that. I just don’t know what it is… oh and Jefferson said something about making you feel nostalgic and he was planning this for months?”
“A prank…”
“Yes.” Hercules said and reached for Alexander’s hand. “Look I’d be so happy if that asshole decided to be a normal person and you two started to get along but… what if he’s…”
“What if he’s just acting nice to me for this prank, you are saying?”
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Come Before The Summer Ends by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, Historical RPF
30 Oct 2025
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“Isn’t it weird that we didn’t know our names for two months?”
“I still don’t know yours sir.”
“Well… I only know your nickname so… you must only know my nickname too.”
“Or we can just tell each other our names?”
“Yes but where is the fun in that?”
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Durin’s Sword by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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They both ate a lot and drank a lot and before they knew it, Enkidu was holding Frodo’s hand and pulling him somewhere. Enkidu shushed the giggling hobbit and sneaked them into the shrine.
“What is this place?” Frodo asked with a little voice.
“This shrine was made for Durin, the ancestor of dwarrow. And this -he pointed at the glorious sword- was made for his son.”
Frodo smiled. “It’s beautiful.”
“It is… and is also magical.”
“How so?”
“It is said that this sword can only be wielded and used by the current King’s son. That usually means the heir prince but if the heir is the King's grandson or nephew, they can’t. The sword would weigh tons for those who are not King’s son but light as a feather for him.”
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Hamilton x Tolkien by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
04 Nov 2025
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Never in a million years did Vox think that Alastor would use their emergency/call deal the two of them once made when they were acquaintances?! Vox didn’t know what to make of this? Perhaps the old bastard succumbed to the nature of the angelic wounds finally and was submitting his weaknesses to Vox.
Who was he to pass up the opportunity to see the Radio demon wither away and beg for his life. What he was not expecting is the moment he zapped to the radio tower to be pinned to the closet wall of the nearly collapsed tower and feel something hard being pressed to his thighs.
“Oh shit" is the only thing that can be heard and, despite his haze, is the only thing Alastor can agree with momentarily as he ruts into Vox.
Oh shit indeed. (Basically porn with plot and angst eventually not interested don’t read my grammar is terrible pre-warned)
Bookmarked by lefttesticalofbelisarius
09 Dec 2025
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Snippets of Vox and Alastor's afterlife, and their journey from strangers to friends to enemies to... something more.
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Bookmarked by lefttesticalofbelisarius
05 Dec 2025
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The Vee Family Album by borzoieyes, hazbeing (writtenwordsaloud)
Fandom: Civilization (Video Games), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Nov 2025
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A collaborative project that shares the same headcanon backgrounds. Can be read in any order. The foreshadowing is stackable backwards and forwards!
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- 428,251
- Works:
- 131
- Bookmarks:
- 46
Bookmarked by lefttesticalofbelisarius
16 Nov 2025
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“Where's the new hire? I thought you were giving them a tour.” Peggy asked. Alexander could only imagine how eager she was. After all, she finally got to be someone's ‘superior.’
“He's just in the bathroom, he should be coming any second now.” Lafayette replied. He was always so nonchalant, and Alexander sometimes envied that.
Peggy sighed, a bit dramatically. “It's a man?” She grumbled. “I was so hoping that I'd get to slowly build an all female team. I’m pretty sure enough men work here.”
Lafayette peeked out from the little cubicle wall that he'd gone behind, waving Alexander over. It was a bit silly, given that Laf was taller than the divider, and Alex couldn't help but smile.
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alexander hamilton gets a new job working as a social media admin for the new york giants. it's less than desirable, but he needs something to strengthen his journalistic career. it also helps that the new face of the team, thomas jefferson, is pretty easy on the eyes.Bookmarked by lefttesticalofbelisarius
27 Oct 2025
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Intertwined by badskippy
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Nov 2025
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After a devastating winter, that took the lives of many Durin's Folk, The Dwarrow of The Blue Mountains forge a treaty with The Hobbits of The Shire ... food in exchange for increased protection. And if an arranged marriage between their King, Thrain, and one of the grandchildren of The Shire's Thain, is required to seal the deal, then the Dwarf-king will do what it takes.
However, crown-prince Thorin Oakenshield isn't totally convinced that the Hobbits can be trusted and he sets out to find the truth behind this so-called, 'Good-Will Treaty', and the miserable mite of a Hobbit that would agree to a loveless marriage.
Come what may, Thorin is determined to find out what tricks and deceptions this ... Bilbo Baggins has up his sleeve.
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- English
- Words:
- 105,267
- Chapters:
- 43/43
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by lefttesticalofbelisarius
12 Oct 2025