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Phil gets a piglin son sort of. Phil isn’t as nurturing as he is in other stories in this and it’s more of young techno being his best friend in a way.
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“I have waited,” the Red King breathes, “so fucking long to see you again.”
Ant’s tail thrashes excitedly, heat rising under his fur, under his flesh as Velvet‘s hand slides lower, teasing the waistband of his pants. “Fuck, so have I.”
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On the day of Captain Dream’s execution, pirates, Puffy and Techno, meet in the Prime Tavern to piece together the rise and fall of an old friend and long-time enemy, all the while having to live with the remains of what he has left behind.
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A pirate AU where Dream has ruined a lot of people’s lives and everyone is learning how to deal with the aftermath.
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- Part 3 of MCYT Fics
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When a normal looking egg given to him by a wandering trader hatches out into a hen with strange, sparkling feathers, Dream is cast out of his small town by his neighbours, who fear that he’s brought a curse down on them all. Kicked out and with just a chicken to his name, Dream decides to go visit an old friend on his way to the capital, where he might be able to find a buyer for such a strange bird. The chicken turns out to be magic in more ways than just the obvious, and one thing leads to another until Dream finds himself locked up in the castle. On penalty of death, the king gives Dream three impossible challenges to complete. If he succeeds, he'll win the hand of the prince in marriage. If he fails, well.
Retelling of the story of the Golden Goose
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Forever on the run (not safe til you're dead) by orphan_account
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Feb 2022
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Can You Hear the Drumming? by HelpImNotThisCreative
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Oct 2022
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“How do you know this?” he glances back to Ares cell, ready to answer when the walkie talkie clipped to his cart crackles to life.
“Thomas? Thomas are you okay?” one of the guards, Skeppy he thinks, the one watching the cameras tonight “You need me to come down there?”
Turning on his heels he curses under his breath as he stalks back to the blind spot. Unclipping it from the cart he brings it to his lips and turns it on “No--no, I'm fine. Almost done here” he grabs the mop with his free hand.
It crackles “You sure, what were they saying to you?”
He looks past his shoulder “Nothing, I'll be done soon” and Tommy turns the walkie off completely.
A lot can happen in a few months.
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- Part 1 of My Funky Little One-Shots
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Those Who Witnessed by Anonymous for XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Aug 2022
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I. Sing, O Muse, for the fate of the women destined to witness the cruelty of the world
II. Alyssa was one of the First.
III. The first time Niki bleached Tubbo’s hair, it was in the Camarvan a few days after she joined.
IV. People were always surprised when they discovered Puffy and XD were close.
V. Hannah was known in the competition sphere of the gods.
VI. Those who witnessed Tina, witnessed her alone.
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- Part 1 of Those Who Stand by Olympus' Doors
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The meteor is coming. They know they won’t survive.
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Little notes for myself that I read this one, im forgetful
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Ant says, “Bloodmonger has really nice arms.”
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- Part 2 of wasteland briquettes
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“You’re pretty. You’re so pretty.”
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- Part 20 of wasteland briquettes
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Starchild (Alternative) by Dragonire
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
19 Feb 2022
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Starchild but with Alternate Graphemes
I will no longer will be updating alternate versions alongside the original Starchild Series (it felt a bit silly to be posting twice each time) but the series continues in the Original Starchild Series
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Starchild but with Alternate GraphemesI will no longer will be updating alternate versions alongside the original Starchild Series (it felt a bit silly to be posting twice each time) but the series continues in the Original Starchild Series
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Volume I: Forged by TheWritersHeir
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
02 Feb 2022
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Part One of Home Again, Home Again.
I saw a comment right about when Phil 'adopted' Ranboo on the Dream SMP that said something along the lines of "Phil's just gonna adopt the whole server at this point" and I decided 'why not?"
Preface:
Phil loved children.
His hobby, however innocent it may have started, has a much deeper meaning behind it.
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- Part 1 of Home Again, Home Again
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- 34/34
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It’s been six months since L’Manberg fell, and Serenity was born in the ashes.
Antfrost lives in pain. The crimes committed in the Eggpire’s name weigh on him, heavier than anything else he’s been forced to bear. He spends his days wallowing in his guilt, barely able to get out of bed. When he does, it’s usually to get drunk or high, which is probably why no one believes him when he finally accepts the chance for redemption his brother offers him. When he does, however, Ant meets someone unexpected, and of course, things go terribly wrong.
Velvet is conflicted. Logically, he knows the chances of Dream and any information about the THESEUS program surviving Gogtopia’s destruction were incredibly slim, but the voices in his head aren’t satisfied. It’s during his obsessive search for closure that Velvet stumbles down a dangerous rabbit hole from the days before the bombs, and once again, countless lives are on the line.
Tensions are rising, a new jungle awaits, and the fate of the world hangs in balance yet again. What could possibly go wrong?
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Or, the loose ends of the Dear Wormwood trilogy are finally tied up. Where they lead… well, the likes of which are not of our world.
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- Part 7 of Wormwoodverse
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Sadge cat and cake
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Two years ago, Manberg fell, and the jungle flourished in the wreckage.
Quackity is forlorn. He’s been trying, he really has, but everyone he’s loved has left him; everything he’s built has fallen apart and for the millionth time, he’s alone. But when he goes to visit an old friend’s grave one last time with plans to put a bullet in his own head, he finds something… unexpected.
Tommy has questions. After he was exiled from L’Manberg for a crime he didn’t commit, there’s been no contact whatsoever from the Badlands. Still, he doesn’t want to meddle, because he has it good at Philza’s anarchist commune and for once, his life is somewhat stable again. However, that all changes when he visits an old enemy, and gets a lot more than the answers he wanted.
Tensions are rising, the jungle is changing, and once again, the fate of the world rests on the shoulders of a handful of uncooperative individuals with enough collective trauma to give your average therapist a breakdown. What could possibly go wrong?
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Or, the loose ends of Where Is Your Rider lead to chaos that only the wrath of gods can rival.
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- Part 6 of Wormwoodverse
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“The hell do you want?” Ant snapped, setting his bow aside and pulling himself up into a crouch on the edge of his perch on the roof. His jaw twinged when he spoke, and he grimaced.
Gumi grinned. “Ain’t what I want, it’s what Bad wants. He’s been looking for you and I think he might get a hernia from worrying.”
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Or, in other words, Antfrost and Velvet have a lot to talk about after the events of Where Is Your Rider.
Ironically, sometimes healing hurts more than the wound itself.
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- Part 5 of Wormwoodverse
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In another timeline, Velvet didn’t die prior to the events of the Dream SMP.
Some might wish he had.
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How does it feel to be human, but not truly?
The subjects of Project THESEUS can answer this. All five of them are fish out of water, men out of time who know they don’t belong here. They know that they were meant to die years ago in the war that destroyed their world, but didn’t, for reasons known only by the fates themselves.
You will want to read the other works in this series before this one; this will probably make zero sense otherwise.
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- Part 4 of Wormwoodverse
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It's the fifth anniversary of when he woke up in a dangerous new world with no memory and no idea how he got here, and Velvet's been... coping. Luckily, he has his beautiful sexy boyfriend to distract him from it.
(It's the moment y'all have been waiting for: The Valentine's Day Special)
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- Part 3 of Wormwoodverse
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Velvet gasped, sitting forward abruptly, his eyes snapping wide.
“Fuck!” He blurted, slumping against the wall again, bracing himself against it and wheezing for breath. “Oh fuck, fuck fuck fuck… oh fuck.”
“You good?” Sam asked. He’d pulled off his helmet and undercap, revealing his scruffy blond hair and furrowed brow.
“Yeah,” Velvet groaned.
Just then, the inner door of the shuttle airlock opened, and Boomer poked his head through, with a cheerful grin.
“Great to see you’re not dead, man!” He remarked. “Good news: We’ve got life support and radar scanners. Bad news: Welcome to Casa La Middle Of Fuckin’ Nowhere, guys! Population? Us!”
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Or, in other words, an unforeseen accident during what should’ve a simple repair job on the Sol-Alpha Centauri wormhole portal leaves the Pummel Party crew stranded on an alien moon, far out in space with little hope of rescue.
Velvet, a satellite technician who’s never touched a book on alien species that didn’t come from the shitty erotica section in the back of the bookstore, gets a lot more than he bargained for.
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an old fave im saving again