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“I’m sorry,” Skeppy says. “It’s my fault. It’s because they saw you with me when at the Vault breakout. If I hadn’t-”
“If you hadn’t done anything, then I’d be dead,” Bad counteracts. “You saved my life.”
“I made you a criminal!”---
Pandora’s Vault falls.
Skeppy, a former inmate, becomes a fugitive. Bad, a former guard, becomes a traitor.
They are free, but they are not safe, and escaping the eyes of the world is so much more difficult than escaping the crumbling walls of a prison.OR: Gay fugitives shenanigans for 170k words.
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AHWWWWWWWWWW SO HOOD BRO
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I regret not joining this place sooner. Why are people so good at writing :(
10/10 -would recommend
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Starchild by Dragonire
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
29 Sep 2025
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Epic! Got to part 7 this time, then my brain couldn't follow the world building/politics/war strategy as quickly as I'd like. Would definitely read up to here again (following parts' summaries don't interest me right now).
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mcyt oneshots (or multishots, i'm bad at being consistent) by DeadlyHuggles
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Among Us (Video Game), Dream SMP, DreamSMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft RPF, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Nov 2024
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a collection of my oneshots, or things that were meant to be oneshots, but ended up being multi-chaptered.
fun fact, things that get multiple chapters? those happened because someone commented "hey are you continuing this? cause i'd love to see this continued" or something along those lines. i melt for commenters, i do as they ask.
I accept requests, but don't expect them to be done in any particular order. i go where motivation takes me.
i'm attempting to update something here every week on the weekend, or maybe monday depending on when my beta can look at it. i don't always succeed, but i'm trying.
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As Tommy waits, hidden among the shadows on the ceiling of the warehouse, the rafters shift ever so slightly. His ears twitch, enhanced hearing catching a soft thud and release of breath.
Someone is up here with him.
He whips around, hand flying toward one of the weapons on his belt before freezing-
Crouched across from him in the rafters is none other than Blade, one of the top heroes.
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“Tommy had one of those dreams,” Tubbo says, and Ranboo’s unsure expression quickly turns to a sympathetic one. All three of them already know what Tubbo means- Tommy doesn’t have dreams other than Limbo anymore, not since he was revived.
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In which Tommy is a vigilante making the most of his second chance at life, new friends are slowly turning into family, and something… strange is happening to the villains of Manberg.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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Dream Team Fics (Lol So Original) by Goldstone_Wolf
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Aug 2023
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Fluff, angst, vent fics, etc. etc. You don't have to read any of these in order unless they're part of their own semi-series for them all. (If the numbers are weird, I don't know what's happening and at this point I am too afraid to ask)
NOTE: AS OF THE 180TH FIC POSTED IN THIS SERIES, IT HAS BEEN RETIRED. I'M NOT LEAVING THE DSMP FANDOM, JUST MOVING MY FICS TO A SECOND DSMP SERIES FOR MY OWN SAKE. THERE ARE SO MANY DAMN TAGS LMAO I'M TIRED OF SCROLLING PAST IT.
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Skeppy @Skeppy
I’ve been thinking about this a lot and i think it’s time to tell you guys that i’m bisexual and blessed with a lovely boyfriend ;)
90.5K Retweets 71.4K Quote Tweets 164K Likes
BadBoyHalo @BadBoyHalo
Replying to @SkeppyYou are still the same Skeppy I know ❤ Love you Man! So, tell us about this “boyfriend” you have o.o
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SPIN OFF: Escaping Reality
HEAVY DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT SHIP THE REAL PEOPLE NOR THEIR CHARACTERS. THIS IS MERELY FOR FUN AND FOR JOKES.
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- Part 1 of Twitter AU
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“Fucking—let—me—go!” he snarls, wrapping both hands around the length of the rope, painfully aware of the laughter ringing through the trees; the sounds of feet crashing through bracken; and Tommy—he doesn’t understand why the rope isn’t burning, why the frayed strands aren’t catching—it’s just a length of rope used for hunting, its not important enough to be enchanted, no one would waste coin enchanting rope to make it fireproof when it’s only use is to be part of a snare and nothing more.
The voices are getting louder and Tommy is running out of time.
There’s a trail of smoke where something just barely catches alight and Tommy doesn’t bother with a cry of victory—not when he’s not free, not when he’s still suspended up in the air, dangling by his foot, trying to burn through his shoe so that he can gain favour towards escape or free his knife—“Oh my god Techno, your snare caught a child!”
Or: Tommy is running from his past, and finds family along the way.
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- Part 2 of Love
- Part 2 of All My MCYT/RPF Works
- Part 1 of Abundance of Love
- Language:
- English
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- 139,881
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- 36/36
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Not Rocket Science by MatleenaMaddie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Sep 2021
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No one approaches them, though. Because, although they don’t really wear a Badlands uniform, most aliens are smart enough to notice that, one, their spaceship isn’t chartered by any of the big spatial powers and two, their crew is far too diverse to be normal. And they’re all smart enough to know that this is not good news. So they don’t bother them.
Except for Ponk.
Because Ponk – whoever that guy is – just slips next to them at the small booth, sitting right next to Bad on the bench.
“Hey!” he greets in some heavily accented Common. “Do you guys have some credits I could borrow?”
Sam blinks in surprise. “Pardon?”
“Some credits,” Ponk repeats. “My buddy left me with practically nothing and I was just vibing, waiting for him, but I’m bored now.”OR: The Badlands picks up a random alien from an ill-famed space station. He is also definitely an alien. No one doubts it.
OR (2): Five examples of the Badlands being oblivious, and the one time they had to realize something about their crewmate.Series
- Part 4 of Interstellar Relations
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- English
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- 17,091
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- 8/8
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Hehehehe I like this dude-said his name is Ponk? Good vibes from this dude-all good vibes. We be vibin' here
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Also his crewmates are so oblivious it's almost painful XD
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I’m only second chapter in, but I find this fic to have funny scenes. I’m unfamiliar with the main character, Ponk, but I’m loving their enthusiastic and absolutely chaotic manner- they steamroll everyone with cheerful random conversations. ADHD vibes
Crackish. Alien crew doesn’t realise Ponk is a human, and there are several cultural differences. (Less of OP, more culture)
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Interstellar Relations by MatleenaMaddie, SilverWing15
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Sep 2021
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SBI Alien AU
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Read later
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Dream SMP But Everyone’s Fucking Blazed by FaboKraken
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Sep 2024
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What if… all the drama, all the major events, all the betrayal, and death… was just everyone fucking high off their asses with drugs or sleep deprivation?
Well, you’ve come to the right place then! Cause everyone is getting fucking high in this literal crack fic.
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Very very nice comfort fic <33333
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We Are Stardust As Much As We Are Wolves; Loyalty Burns In Our Blood by Dragonire
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
19 Feb 2022
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At first, nothing is said; the humans stare at Tommy like he is perceived to be as much a threat as the aliens.
They’re all dressed the same; flight suits personalised in a way that suggests they’ve been in rank long enough to grow slack with rules and regulations; Niki’s top-half of her flight suits unzipped and tied around her waist while the man’s next to her has been relinquished to be draped over the fourth, to keep him warm, as if he didn’t have nanobots in his system regulating his temperature, and Sam, closely monitoring all of the humans’ health through the same robotics and his own passive scans.“Well?” the second soldier says, already on the defensive, as Tommy expected.
He’s the first to make his move, wanting something to happen when its clear that the aliens are waiting to take their lead off Tommy, and Tommy himself is distracted both by the reality that the humans are prisoners and that he was once in a similar situation himself, having no clue what was happening, why or what would happen next.
They’re lucky to have one another. Tommy had no one.Or: Tommy finally gets some answers and plot gets rolling.
Part 4Series
- Part 4 of Starchild
- Part 14 of All My MCYT/RPF Works
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Finished
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Home Again, Home Again by TheWritersHeir
Fandom: Banana Bus Squad, Dream SMP, Dream SMP (Fandom), Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Jan 2025
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Members of the Dream SMP have mysteriously gone missing, and one thing connects them all. They are not human. An unlikely group of allies shows up, but will they be able to find their friends in time and at what cost?
A hybrid AU with a crossover between the Dream SMP and Hermitcraft.
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- Part 1 of HDTC
- Language:
- English
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- 77,785
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- 30/30
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really amazing kiddnaping fanfic
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Over the span of 700 years, various people go missing in a secluded, abandoned forest.
When Tommy and Tubbo end up going missing on Halloween, it’s up to Eryn to save everyone.- Language:
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- 31/31
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First ever fic I've ever read.
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My very first fanfic ever read, second passernine 😭 little me really got that whiplash!!!
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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse For Dummies by iorion
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
09 Aug 2024
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Zombies eat brains.
They do not bother with those that have very little substance in the whole brain department.
Our heroes are the mindless few who have survived the blondepocalypse on sheer dumbassery and lack of wit. The zombies want nothing to do with them, and they haven't got a fucking clue as to how a cure might one day be synthesized (do they even know what that word means? NO), but they do know how to bash the things in the head with a rock, and can conjure a mean Dad Joke if the brain cells happen to line up in the right order, so overall their lives are pretty solid!
They survive (barely).
They make do.
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OR: The zombie apocalypse takes the world by storm, and when the ripest brains for eating are all devoured, the only ones left to pick up the pieces of their broken world are also society's absolute stupidest.
The SBI + Benchtrio Found Family Crackfic that got a little too real.
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He closes his eyes, picturing his coven. Karl, Sapnap, Dream, George, Quackity.
And then, Skeppy opens up his magic, offering his core, and waiting to die.
But instead of the icy burn of rejection, heat sears into him. Skeppy nearly screams as the new bond forms, violent and hot and intensely powerful.
The last thing Skeppy sees before he passes out from cold and exhaustion is a purple shimmer, a tall black and red figure crouching in front of him.ai-less whumptober day 4
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- Part 4 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 6 of little miracles
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All My MCYT/RPF Works by Dragonire
Fandom: Among Us (Video Game), Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
29 Sep 2025
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Simply, every single one of my MCYT/RPF fics :D
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Dragomire DSMP
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Baby, you are finer than a frog’s hair split four ways by CyreneScreams
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
23 Apr 2023
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(That is to say so fine that you barely even exist)
Sapnap’s life is good at Badlands ranch. He’s got two dads who love him, an obnoxious little brother, and three almost siblings. Of course good things end, but that by no means implies he has to be happy about it.
Quackity just wants his school tuition to be cheaper. Getting away from Schlatt is a great bonus though. Really how hard can it be to care for some animals on a ranch though.
Karl is going to do something good before he graduates so help him god. If that’s what Badlands ranch provides he’ll take it even with the sour look on the owners son’s face.
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- Part 1 of The frog pond (karlnapity rancher au)
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THE BEST KARLNAPITY FIC
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George and Dream should really talk about how they left things between them before George left the country for two weeks. That might be easier said than done though, because as soon as George gets home, they pack up for a camping trip with all of their friends.
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