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    On Bilbo Baggins' 35th birthday, he was expecting to spend another birthday alone remembering the days when Bag End wasn't so lonely, he wasn't expecting to spend it with 13 messy children.
    He may have lost his respectability, but gained his new family.

     

     

    “Really,” Bilbo muttered with a glare. It was after all, all Thrain's and Frerin's fault.

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    03 Oct 2024

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    Esilda, an aspiring songstress, dreams to one day perform on the largest stage Gaia has to offer. In order to fund her efforts, she manages to secure a job as a lowly office worker at ShinRa electric power company. Things were going well - she had a stable job, her fanbase slowly increased, and her poor health began to see minor improvements as time progressed.

    However, who would have guessed that ShinRa’s hero, the silver General - Sephiroth - would reveal himself to be a fan of hers? And not just any fan... but one with an ever-growing obsession.

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    13 Feb 2024

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    Gandalf was tired of listening to other people's love problems. He was also tired that no one would ever do anything about their problems. So he did the only reasonable thing:

    He turned Thorin and Dwalin into cats and threw them at Bilbo and Ori.

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    04 May 2023

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    Dwalin Fundin/Ori Ri, Dwalin/Ori, Dwori, Balin Fundin/Dori Ri, Balin/Dori, Darlin. Soon Nori/Bofur, Eventual Fili/Sigrid, and Kili/Tauriel, Several OC dwarrows. Eventual Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins, Thilbo, Bagginshield,
    Ori of the Brothers Ri is a freelance scribe in the poorest part of the City of Dale. He rushes to rescue his trouble-making elder brother Nori and finds a life, romance and food in the Mountain among royalty. Dori has secrets! And there’s nothing like a fairy-tale of scandal and lost nobility! The story is completely from Ori’s point of view. Expect appearances from Thror, Frerin (who is an utterly spoiled brat - apologies to Frerin worshipers), Lady Galadriel, Thranduil and practically everyone else. This is totally safe for Dain fans!
    Smaug never hatched and Isildur listened to Elrond (somebody has to) and the one Ring no longer exists. Sauron is just a bad guy with orc armies.
    There are some serious bits, but mostly it’s just a lively romp with food. Did we mention the food?

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    04 May 2023

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    01 May 2023