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Project Kajland had taken over most of KAJ's time. The recordings have all been done and the episodes that had aired already had been a hit off the charts.
Jakob already has his nose high up, smelling the fame.
But a little extra promotion never hurt nobody.However.
Recording this new one is leaving them all craving a special sandwich.Series
- Part 30 of Teyan's KAJ-Kinktober 2025
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Axel and Kevin.
Axel and Jakob.
Maybe even Kevin and Jakob.But in reality none of the above because Axel's dreams were fruitless and he was somehow very sure of that.
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Life isn't easy. Tommy knows that. But he'd love it to be.
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Axel got forced to organise a Halloween party.
But this is about how Freppa and Jakob arrived late...Series
- Part 29 of Teyan's KAJ-Kinktober 2025
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Two mouths have their benefits by Teyan
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Vörjeans (Band)
31 Oct 2025
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The gig had been something. It had been demanding. Difficult. Tommy is exhausted. His boyfriends are ready to make him feel better.
The spa next door is a quite convenient place for that.Series
- Part 28 of Teyan's KAJ-Kinktober 2025
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Teyan's KAJ-Kinktober 2025 by Teyan
Fandom: Botnia Paradise - Holmström & Åhman & Norrgård, Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Gambämark - Holmström & Åhman & Norrgård, Halln (TV), Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Suomalainen Casanova - KAJ (Song), Vörjeans (Band)
09 Nov 2025
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Kinktober Fics all, as of now, written from September 30th to 31th October. The remaining two are currently in the works.
While I had a list, that combined various lists from various years I found online I kinda just went along and wrote stuff I always wanted to write or completely new things. I had a lot of fun!
Therefore, it has various level of kinky. I suggest you read the tags. Especially for the ones that have "Creator Chose not to use Archive Warnings".
The one with a "<3" in the end notes are my personal favourites. But you go and pick your own favourites.
If you read only one. Read the first. And if you read two fics read "Ice Ice Baby" too. (Please. They are the best.)
Go on, enjoy my VörKaj propaganda.
(My goal was it to write something kinky about every VörKaj couple. And I managed. I am so proud.)
And because I refuse to have only smut fanfiction for ships that mean something to me out there (sorry Bentel and Jakob/JJ) I wrote the other VörKaj sfw that I published during October along side writing this.Enjoy! And don't read what you don't like.
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Scotland/Germany based on real football events by Teyan
Fandom: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
05 Dec 2024
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Since the Scots came to Germany for the EURO 2024 life has been different for the personified versions of both countries, somehow, against all odds they fell in love.
This isn't allowed, has always ended bad in history.
So what does happen with them?- Words:
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Putting Polyjeans in Situations™ by Teyan
Fandom: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Vörjeans (Band)
04 Oct 2025
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Hurt/Comfort Polyjeans (Freppa/Määnin/Tommy) that can be read out of order, since none is set in the same universe. Just connected because it's all Polyjeans with similar vibes.
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KAJ Fanfics from my personal August 2025 drama by Teyan
Fandom: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Vörjeans (Band)
23 Aug 2025
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A random series of KAJ fanfiction I wrote to cope. To me they belong together in this series so I will remember them bring written like this.
"Most" were originally written on the same day (16th).
Except the wing fic (prewritten), Daisy and Erik fic (mostly written on 22nd), Cat!Axel (written on 23rd) and the Vör/KAJ fic that was written since the 16th until the 22nd.
Although the fics I wrote later were sort of planned on the 16th too.Can be read in any order and are not related content wise. (Order is just alphabetic)
My multishipper brain ran free last week I guess.The series is just created for me and holds no purpose for the average reader unless you want to psychoanalyze me and make statistics of my (over)usage of gas stations, trip juice and alcohol abuse.
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Leo Hölzer und Adam Schürk sind die berühmtesten Fußballer in ihrer Generation.
Was niemand weiß, sie sind in einer heimlichen Beziehung...
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*loudspeaker noise* Please present your tickets here for your trip on the Steve/Tony Fantasy Trope Land express. On your left we have Masquerade Balls and Identity Porn; on the right we have Steve's Thirst for Iron Man's Thighs and Dramatic Balcony Kissing. Please keep your arms and legs within the ride at all times, thank you. Also featuring Classic Iron Man armor, Identity-Porn-Without-Porn, and Boys-In-Tights. You will need to leave your expectations for plot at the entrance to the fic; be kind and please pick up your trash before you go. Look, it's unrepentant fluff and crack, don't look at me like that, you're the one still reading this summary.
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When the Avengers are invited to attend Tony Stark's Annual Masquerade Ball, Steve's hoping Iron Man will be there--after all, he can wear a mask and keep his identity secret. So when Steve recognizes Iron Man's distinctive thighs, Steve is SO sure he's found Iron Man's pilot... He's right, but not in a way Steve would ever have guessed...
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