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Babysitter? I Hardly Know Him by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024 for ME MYSELF AND I
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Dec 2024
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KARKAT: HEARD YOU ELECTROCUTED YOUR LAST BABYSITTER PRETTY BADLY. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET HE DESERVED IT, HUH?
DIRK: He did.Dirk smiles, a good sign that he might actually get along with this sitter.
His older brother can't help but laugh quietly, shaking his head at the way Dirk so readily agrees to committing assault with no guilt whatsoever. But Dave needs to be the responsible adult here.
DAVE: no dirk, in this house we dont injure people even if they “kind of deserve it”
DIRK: Too late.Dave (38) is basically a single dad, raising his little brother Dirk (10) on his own for the last ten years.
Now Dave's lonely and dating again, so Karkat (21) has taken up babysitting for him.
Dave and Karkat both think they're out of each other's league.
Dave goes on increasingly horrible dates.
Quadrant shenanigans ensue.Dave ♥︎ Karkat
Terezi ♠ Gamzee
Karkat ♦ Gamzee
Kankri ? Cronus
Terezi ♦ VriskaSeries
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What if Karkat wasn't such a stubborn asshole and took Sollux up on his offer? Let's find out.
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Homestuck: Karkat Fucks Around And Finds Out With Ectobiology by Liyuna_Bass
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Mar 2023
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Thirteen years after landing on Earth C, Karkat revisits his old enemy, the Ectobiology Apparatus, and breeds a fuckton of grubs. Chaos ensues from there.
[13 years/6 sweeps Post-Landing]
(Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe - our heroes did not travel forward five thousand years after terraforming the planet, instead opting to settle and forge Earth C's civilization with their own hands. Whether this was a good idea or not remains to be seen. Also, All Kinds of Bullshit.
This was originally saved as my "Ectobiology Wishfic" and spiraled into whatever the fuck is going on now - i.e., this is where it all began.. Prepare for heavy self-indulgence. You have been warned.)
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- Part 19 of The Skaian Pantheon
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Its hair is thick and wiry as you pet it. “Holy shit,” you whisper. “It thinks I’m a jadeblood.”
“Or a lusus,” Kanaya says slyly. You roll your eyes.
“It can smell that I’m a troll, Kanaya.”
“If it can smell you’re a troll, it can smell that you’re not a jadeblood. We don’t know that prehistoric trolls didn’t sometimes become lusii.”
“Limebloods used to share similar duties to jades on Beforus. Maybe it thinks that’s what I’m doing.”
“What are you - oh, that’s right, you are a limeblood.” She pauses, her brows drawn together in thought. “Wait. That is essentially what you’re doing. There’s no Mother Grub to tend -”
“But limebloods didn’t tend to the Mother Grub,” you answer softly, gazing down at the wriggler demanding more pets. You scritch it behind the horns. “That was the job of the jades. The limebloods tended to the children, until they could find a lusus.”
Kanaya stares into space for a moment. Then a massive smile stretches across her face, like you haven’t seen her wear in a while. “And here we are. The Mother Grub is young, and I’m taking care of her. But there are children, and they need a limeblood.” Her deep green eyes are full of emotion. “This. This is what Echidna meant. What you were born for.”
You’d almost forgotten Echidna’s prophecy. Prophecies don’t have the same certainty as causal loops, so they’ve never meant as much to you. But Kanaya has always held such faith in her denizen; she was never very religious before, so you suspect meeting the snake goddess under such traumatic circumstances may have triggered something in her.
“I was born... to be an ectobiologist,” you deadpan.
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Dave finds himself fascinated with everything about Karkat, because he's an alien obviously no other reason.
Karkat has a crush, Dave isn't making it easy.
Cuddling ensues... for science.| Abandoned for the time being sorry :( |
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After Zebruh's egotism and stupidity causes a containment issue, Tegiri decides to engage in some base instincts about it.
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It's Valentine's Day, and Karkat's got plans, but Dave's having a bad day. Karkat's pale instincts kick in and he looks after his boyfriend until he's feeling better again.
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Karkat likes his black romance with Dave. No matter how much Dave claims humans can’t do it or that he can’t do it, he’s still so irritatingly good at it.
He could do this dance with Dave until eternity, as long as the pathetic human always finds his way into Karkat’s bed, marked raw with his claws and kissed swollen by the edges of his teeth.
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concept: Dave and Karkat are pitch, but then Dave confesses mid-fuck that he doesn't actually hate Karkat
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In which you are simply the best auspistice there is.
{{ And you are not sure what the fuck you got yourshellf into.}}
(or, Several Perspectives On Troll Reproduction.)
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- Part 2 of on passion and buckets
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In which you are simply the best auspistice there is.
{{ And you are not sure what the fuck you got yourshellf into.}}
(or, Several Perspectives On Troll Reproduction.)
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Your name is Kurloz Makara, but most everyone refers to you by your title, the Grand Highblood. One of the last trolls who used your hatchling name on a regular basis has died, and you are not sure of how to proceed. You want Mindfang's head mounted on a pike, but not as much as you just want to lie down, close your eyes, and not awaken until your moirail does. Your moirail, with the broken neck, having been hung from a noose meant for another, and you unable to tell her all those things you should have said before she died.
Still, your advisors beg you to keep going. And you do try. For the family. In retrospect, you do not try nearly hard enough.
Scenes from your emotional unraveling, and from the relatively brief time you had with Redglare as your moirail.
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- Part 3 of ipsa scientia potestas est
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when i turn jet 8lack / 4nd you show off your l1ght by jadedharleys (gnostiCosmologist)
Fandom: Homestuck
21 Aug 2024
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vriska and terezi, across every world.
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Dave and Karkat talk about Dave's scars. (This entire fic is an excuse to write fluff.)
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- Part 16 of Integrated Worlds
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Your name is Equius Zahhak, and if anyone were to learn of your hobbies, they would surely find you revolting. You are a high-ranking ruffiannihilator, in charge of your own militia and regarded as one of the strongest members of the royal army.
But you have a secret.or, in which an indigoblood gets absolutely wrecked by a mutantblood
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Being found guilty for murder is pretty bad as a human. It’s even worse when you’re sent to a troll prison after you’ve been charged with mass murder of trollkind like some deranged serial killer and everyone there hates you.
You think, by far, the worst part about this whole thing is you are 100% certain you’re innocent and you can either live there by the skin of your teeth or try to escape.
Oh, and there’s a monster in the basement.
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You're dangerously close to flipping red for your kismesis. It's not as if he isn't flipping for you either, it's just that he's better at hiding it.
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Dave just cannot help himself even after years together on this meteor. Karkat is so reactive and it would be a shame to not tease him until he snaps. This time it ends differently though. Very very differently.
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- Part 4 of Why isn't it ever easy?
- Part 4 of Starkrimson
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In which Karkat and Dave can't understand each other, but things still work out. Kind of.
(You don't need to read the first fic in the series to understand this one.)
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- Part 2 of Traverse
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so creative. love this world, love the interactions. love the language barrier and how natural the relationship feels
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Scene: second floor bedroom of Building 27-A, inhabited by trolls, underwritten by the Government, to serve as workforce for the human race. Living conditions are below satisfactory and the future is unpromising, but Xefros is uncaring of that. Last night, the tetrarch gave him something to think about and it completely changed his stance in regards to all that he knew, or thought that he knew.
Alternatively, Xefros is in love and a lot more dangerous than he looks.
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- Part 3 of Same Universe, Different Stories
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amazing Dammek/Xefros