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He starts to understand that there are some people their society accepts, and there are others that they’d just rather not think about.
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11 May 2025
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Karkat Vantas is 17 years old, a mutantblood troll stuck on an alien planet, and lives in a trailer park with his deadbeat dad and overworked mom in New Jack City. This series is his story along with everyone else's in the trailer park. Contains several scenes of confusing alien mythologies and religions, urban grittiness, questionable morality, crime lords, family secrets, quadrant vacillation, betrayal, xenofetishization, heartbreak, friendship, love, loyalty, joy, hope, and Davekat.
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17 Aug 2024
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You have to squint for a few moments before you can make out the foggy shape of Dave’s aviators.
JOHN: dave?
DAVE: jesus christ egbert you almost gave me a fuckin heart attack
JOHN: why- what are you doing here?He holds a thin black shape up to your face and it takes you a second to realize it’s a smartphone.
DAVE: you havent been online for 79 hours 45 minutes and 13 seconds
DAVE: you broke our streaks bro
DAVE: 974 days down the fuckin drain
DAVE: youre the most chronically online person i know and one day you just dropped off the face of the planet what gives
JOHN: i’m fine. or, i will be in a little bit. you don’t have to baby sit me.Dave shakes his head and places his hands on your shoulders. You melt a little into his touch—it feels like way too fucking long since you’ve had human contact.
DAVE: are you kidding
DAVE: john im not leaving now
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18 Aug 2023
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Day 2 of DerseWeek 2023: Cliches
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09 Aug 2023
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Derseweek 2023: Post-Game fic
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08 Aug 2023
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Rose helps Kankri with a serious frustration.
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==> Be Dave
Your name is Dave Strider, and you are severely fucking traumatized.
And the universe has decided that you are going to acknowledge that trauma, whether you want to or not.
(on temporary hiatus while i move and get settled in cross-country!!)
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- Part 1 of Time and Healing
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23 Feb 2023
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It takes a village to help Karkat Vantas, the troll least suitable to being a rainbow drinker, acquire one (1) thrall to feed from. Problem is, Karkat doesn't really like anyone enough to enthrall them.
Totally unrelated to that in every way, Karkat is saddled with a truly embarrassing crush on his next door neighbor, the working musician that Karkat spends most of his nights listening to through their shared wall.
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23 Dec 2022
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The summer after you turned 18, they found the corpse of a perfectly preserved prehistoric bird in a glacier in Switzerland. It felt like the most important thing that had ever happened. It felt like somehow, it was for you.
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07 Aug 2022
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It's light, as always, in the Palace. Sun filters through the colored glass cathedral, giving the impression of pale violet and blue daggers dancing over the rooms white walls. It's also cold as hell, and you shiver in your coat, tugging your scarf up over your nose. You hate visiting this part of the Palace, but your queen wants to see you here, and who are you to deny her?
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- Part 1 of courts & courting
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06 Aug 2022
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In which Karkat is forced to perform a ritual to attract a sex deity to save troll and humankind from the end of the universe.
Story now complete.
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- Part 1 of Kingmaker AU
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10 Jun 2022
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Karkat's a new vampire in need of a thrall. Dave's found the easiest job in the world. And they were roommates ...
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18 Apr 2022
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The timeline's locked, and older Dave hasn't left yet. Maybe he won't ever leave, and you know what? Dirk's fine with that.
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14 Apr 2022
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losing my religion (and finding it again at my sister's bachelorette party) by agentorange for araneae_cobalti
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Oct 2021
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prompt: “The morning after getting blackout drunk, you wake up to discover you’ve become stunningly attractive. Your one-night stand enters behind you. “Like what you see? It’s one of a few fringe benefits you get out of our agreement. Now get dressed – we have a long day ahead of us.”
Your head is fucking pounding, and the bright, sterile white ceiling and walls aren’t really helping. You fully do not recognize the room you’re in whatsoever, and your mysterious one night stand is nowhere to be found.
God damn it—you’re not supposed to do this anymore. Sure, this sort of thing used to be a once-a-weekend occurrence for you, but you’ve got your shit together now, okay? Pinky promise. Also, you’re gonna kill Rose. What did she put in those drinks?
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03 Apr 2022
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“Dirk!”
“Roxy!”
Yeah, there you go, that’s got you spinning on your heel in a very undignified, un-Strider way, but you kind of don’t care about that because you know those voices, from taped talk shows and DVD special features and premiere screenings—holy shit.
Everyone else’s guardians had been revived—but you kind of thought John and Jane wouldn’t bother with yours and Roxy’s. You could kiss those kids right now.
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03 Apr 2022
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In which two human lesbians fall in love in a modern Romeo and Juliet setting. Includes major character death/undeath, vampirism, minor conflict, and Kanaya being absolutely and completely in love at first sight.
previously known as: 'Romeo and Juliet with a lot less fighting and a lot more sensibility'
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02 Apr 2022
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Now, the part of your brain that is still somewhat functional is telling you that there are four possible scenarios here:
1. Your girlfriend’s apartment is being robbed.
2. Your girlfriend’s apartment is being robbed by someone with a very short attention span.
3. Your girlfriend’s apartment is being robbed by a robber who is very bad at robbing but very good at Mario Kart.
4. Lord help us all. Your girlfriend is being robbed by a gamer.
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13 Mar 2022
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“Do you know how desirable you are?” Their gold eyes stared at Hannah and he blushed again. He opened his mouth but couldn’t find any words and snapped it shut again. “Let me put it this way. There is an intergalactic bidding war happening over who gets to fuck you first. And after that, there will be a long, long, line of people happy to get sloppy seconds. I know your kind is notoriously horny and stretchy, but think about what you’re getting into.”
Hannah still wanted to explore what was out there, and slutting would be a good way to find a future off-planet. If he couldn’t go see the universe, at least a lot of the universe seemed willing to come see him.
“Yeah, I want to try it.” Hannah’s face burned hot as he held their gaze. They gave him a deliberate nod before rolling their shoulders and popping their knuckles.
“Well, I can tell you one thing for certain. No one in that bidding war wants to bottom for you. Roll over and stick your ass up.”
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03 Feb 2022
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Dave Strider abandons school once a month.
Rose Lalonde underestimates her curiosity.
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13 Dec 2021
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Narcissism and Self Indulgence (and other underrated things) by Psythe for RoxyPop
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Jun 2019
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So many of your triumphs in life - and as ruinous and chaotic as they might have been, they were triumphs - have been the result of the most impulsive, self-indulgent parts of your personality.
If Vriska hadn’t been around to save you from an excess of self-control, you and Kanaya might not be together. Every great impact you have made on the world, on history, on your destiny and the destinies of those you love, have been the result of just … doing.
So you just do.
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Bookmarked by Dutch
12 Dec 2021