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    "I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."

    "This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"

    "Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."

    "Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."

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    15 Mar 2025

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    Really good devil's minion fic

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    “Into every generation a slayer is born.” the man droned out slowly, quietly, in a way that made her think he was quoting something. “One girl in all the world. A chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer.”

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    30 Nov 2023

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    Gotta read this hunger games buffy thing when you're free next

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    29 Nov 2023

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    Best Hayeffie series out there!

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    The legend tells about a pirate ship that has sailed the sea for over 500 years. A crew of savage undead beast men travel alongside a beautiful and mysterious witch.

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    This won’t update for a while, but I’m “unrevealing” it (aka taking it out of a hidden collection) so it’s visible again. I hid it because I wanted to fix it completely and finish it, but in retrospect it was unfair of me. Unfortunately due to health issues I wont be able to touch it in a while.

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    10 Oct 2023

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    What is one to do when all of your friends have been domesticated, you're lonely and miss them but don't want to deal with their overly flirtatious owners, and you want to avoid being domesticated yourself? For Phoebe, who dropped out of grad school with 7/8 of a masters in sociology, the answer is to propose an academic study on domestication about it. This goes about as well as you might expect.

    Part of the Human Domestication Guide universe, which is an inherently kink-centered setting, with all the standard fare content warnings which come with it (dubcon, drug usage, systemic D/s, etc.). This was written assuming at least a passing familiarity with what the Human Domestication Guide is about so it may not be the best introduction to the setting.

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    20 Sep 2023

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    human floret fic from ya bud