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With the Montreal Metros suddenly in need of a new head coach, General Manager Shane Hollander turns to the one person who might know as much about winning as he does: his fellow Hall of Famer and ex decade-long situationship, Ilya Rozanov.
But what starts as a simple job offer soon becomes a life-altering sea change neither could have ever imagined.
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22 Jun 2026
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Hope You're Not Waiting For Me to Wait For You by Latigra
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Aug 2026
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AU where one of Shane’s rookies comes out early on in his career. Organized in chronological order.
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02 Jun 2026
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I’ll Believe in Anything (Except That) by Vardic
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Aug 2026
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In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in Room 1410, Ilya slips out unnoticed, and they spend the next seven years trapped in the situationship from hell we all know and love.
In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in just as Ilya goes to leave and—through the combined power of misunderstanding, miscommunication, and a frankly alarming lack of follow-up—Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010.
Given the chance to grow up with rather than against each other, Shane and Ilya build a life thats steadier, safer, and far less frightening than their canon. Their rivalry fizzles before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced by hockey’s most beloved “bromance", and in 2015, they find the courage to do the one thing their canon counterparts never got to do: tell the NHL and the world.
There is just one problem: No one believes them.
OR: Despite Shane and Ilya being out for years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s indignation.
ACT I: Ch. 1–11 | Complete | 2010–2015 | 107k
ACT II: Ch. 12–? | Ongoing | 2015+- Language:
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21 May 2026
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The one where Roy and Jamie are stepbrothers.
“Oi, listen up, cuz I’m only going to say this once.” Silence fell over the room and all heads turned to Roy. His index finger pointing towards the players to emphasize the seriousness. “Anyone who talks about this ever again gets headbutted. If this winds up in the Sun tomorrow and I find out who talked, I will cut off your balls, roast them with a nice glaze and then feed them back to you. Got it.” There were nervous nods of agreement.
“My dad married Tartt’s mom. I hate the prick,” Roy pointed at Jamie who gave the lads a jaunty wave, “but they are happy together so we tolerate each other.”Too bad no one remembered to tell Ted…
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27 Feb 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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14 Feb 2026
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shortest path algorithm (to your heart) by swankquilizer
Fandoms: The Poppy War - R. F. Kuang
30 Jun 2025
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Rin's favorite has an unfortunate familial tie.
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07 Jul 2025
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The Blacks, The Greens and The Reds by Loke_Lyon
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
19 Aug 2026
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Totally self-indulgent Rhaenyra Self-Insert, written solely because I need to start writing again instead of planning a story to death. Cross posted on Space Battles - back to regular posting!
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- Part 1 of The Blacks, the Greens and the Reds
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For the first time in six years he desired someone. He wanted a single mom in his hometown who was hell bent on poisoning herself with junk food. A witchy woman with dark curls and blue eyes who made him smile. He was in so much trouble. (pre-series LL AU)
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07 Jan 2025
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home is where i want to be (but i guess i'm already there) by percivaljackson
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
22 Aug 2022
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“Annabeth panic-lied to her step-mom about being in a quote ‘stable and emotionally available’ relationship, and now she has to bring her imaginary lover home for New Year’s,” Piper explains, bringing her hands up behind her head and looking thoroughly amused.
Jason nods, like this is a totally average occurrence. “You should bring Percy.”
“That’s what I said,” Leo interjects.
Annabeth buries her face in her hands.
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welcome to the no powers au / fake dating au / annabeth chase character study tug of war. who knows which one it is. not me!
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26 Dec 2024
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The Long Way Around by Em_Jaye
Fandom Agent Carter (TV), Ant-Man (Movies), Captain America (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
07 May 2022
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14 Jul 2024
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After her father died in the Battle of Hogwarts, Pansy Parkinson believed she was free. Three months before her twenty-fourth birthday, however, her guardian is found and invokes her ancient family rites to issue an ultimatum. Forced to choose between the loss of any autonomy or of her magic itself, she has exactly one loophole.
Marriage to Neville Longbottom.
But as she grows to know her new husband, she realizes that he's nothing like the boy she used to bully in school. Unfortunately, some wizards will stop at nothing for revenge and Pansy has to decide how much she can ask of the man she convinced to marry her.
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- Part 2 of The Rite
- Language:
- English
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- 208,097
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- 40/40
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12 Mar 2024
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Skating AU by AMarguerite
Fandom Persuasion - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
19 Aug 2026
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25 Aug 2023
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but now I am found by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
25 Mar 2023
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"Like my—animals and stuff. My last foster mom tried to take them away. She said I was too old for them."
"Rey, honey," Holdo says gently, "can you tell me how old you are?"
Rey frowns. "I'm fifteen."According to Leia, she's a very young fifteen.
Ben's wife, Rey, wakes up with amnesia. No memory of him or the last twelve years. But Ben swore to love, honor and protect her. He's not going to break his promises now.
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- 14,507
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- 4/?
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15 May 2023
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blondes really do have more fun by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
26 Jun 2018
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“Yeah, so we totally all got cursed. Thus the 'my whole body went through a blender' hangover you're having down there.”
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- 17,717
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- 1/1
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- 4
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- 190
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- 2,029
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09 Sep 2022
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"Bridgerton, you shouldn't be looking for the diamond. You should be looking for a woman. One ready to be a viscountess, and a mother. One not caught in the flurry of her debut and end of her childhood. One with experience, a sense of responsibility–”
“You’d have me shop the shelf rather than the dancefloor? Tell me, do you have someone in mind already? A spinster cousin? Has Lady Danbury tasked you with finding a match for a wallflower she has taken under her wing? How desperate is the girl?”
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The Duke and Duchess of Hastings both come to London for the season. Their presence changes things.
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- 28/29
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20 Jul 2022
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Kitty's chance to go to Brighton with Lydia may just change everyone's fate
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- Part 1 of The Effect
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- English
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- 74,644
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- 29/29
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16 Jul 2022
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She always tapped. No matter her mood or his. He’d call for her in that tone he used and she’d start tapping. Her finger, her foot, didn’t matter. And when they were done he’d watch her. He’d not noticed before, but he noticed now, the routine she followed. He’d watched her. She’d go to the washroom, wash him off of her. Then she’d put on her robe and leave the room. She’d come back a while later with a cup of tea- he could always smell the whiskey in it, though.
It was familiar to him, that routine. Hadn’t he watched her do it dozens of times?
Back when she’d been his whore and not his wife.
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30 May 2022
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Bruce grows the fuck up.
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13 Mar 2022
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Into the Black by DustInTheWind
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
15 Jan 2016
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In which Peeta doesn't make it out of the arena, but Cato does, and Katniss comes to the conclusion that if you wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.
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- 42,915
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- 14/14
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- 82
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- 1,416
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24 Jan 2022
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I'll build a house inside of you by magdaliny
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2015
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Natalia is stacking blocks very carefully when the adults come into the room. None of them look at her, because they're all looking at her father. He's wearing combat gear, and the hair on the left side of his head is slicked back with blood. He smells like smoke and something unnameable, sweet and dark and a little sickly in her nose.
Father is saying, “Don't be ridiculous. The only thing children are good at is disobeying.”
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- 19,200
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23 Dec 2021