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Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.
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- Part 1 of It's the end of the world as we know it
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Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.
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Read this a few months ago and haven’t stopped thinking about it. Spent a good thirty minutes trying to find it again. The concepts are just so interesting!
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to ascend by SpiritusRex
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 May 2022
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Katsuki had known what he would find on Deku's planet. Had known from the moment Deku texted him all excited that he had Ascended.
Damn nerd. Not even thinking about what Ascending really meant. What it meant he left behind.
yeah its a homestuck au
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Rose Lalonde, devoted housewife, except when she decides she isn't. Rose Lalonde, cruel goddess, wreathed in metal she tasked someone else to forge. Rose Lalonde, a nexus of contradictions.
Aradia Megido, recent resident of the Candy timeline's Earth C, decides to take it upon herself to investigate.
(UltRose <3< UltAradia.)
A complete podfic of 45 minutes in length.
Headphones recommended.
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The audiobook creator, Sam Gabriel is a member of our Coalition, and the author of the fic, EtchJetty, is another member. What a fantastic work!
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Alchemical Components Of The Divine (Or: How To Safely Murder Your Friends For Fun And Profit) by catalyticGenesis
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Sep 2022
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It seems like it'll be a pretty simple task to get everyone to god tier even though they're stuck on a meteor, right? Three quest beds can't be all that hard to figure out how to make. Alchemy is pretty fun and easy anyways (and other misconceptions about the fundamental nature of reality within a game).
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Chp 7
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hey dave do you ever think about laying my neck down in one of those deli counter meat slicers and going to town on it like a salami by the meat machine (problemsloth) for cmdonovann
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Dec 2022
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"So. Decapitation as a sexual activity."
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hey dave do you ever think about laying my neck down in one of those deli counter meat slicers and going to town on it like a salami by the meat machine (problemsloth)
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It’s unfathomable, how much he trusts you. You worry sometimes that you’ll hurt him again like you had when you were kids. But he keeps piling the trust on. So you do the same.
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Dirk has a wet dream about being turned into a human puppet. When a godtier Seer of Mind Terezi on Earth C catches him thinking about it, she decides to offer her help in making the dream a reality.
It's way more fucked up than it sounds.
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Dirk Strider's Sexual Self Snuffing Spectacle by ADeadBody for freekscot
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Sep 2025
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A guy's gotta do what a guys gotta do to get off.
Aka Dirk shoots himself in the head for sexy reasons.
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blow my brains out
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Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in
Clutch
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- Part 1 of TH4NKS FOR PL4Y1NG
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Really good Homestuck fic love villain terezi
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Crockercorp has a new CEO.
Earth C has a new ruler.
The narrative has a new author.
Her name is Terezi Pyrope, and she will never be alone again.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants
International Business Machine
Choking on bits of barley bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
Clutch
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- Part 4 of TH4NKS FOR PL4Y1NG
- Part 4 of TH4NKS FOR PL4Y1NG [SFW V3RS1ON]
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You enter THE LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS as the PRINCE OF HOPE.
It's bright. It's really fucking bright. Everything around you is the same blinding white, almost glowing. Your ears are ringing, you think. Your thinkpan feels a bit like it's short-circuiting, struggling to make sense of your surroundings.
What if, despite their doomed session, Eridan god-teirs through the power of hope alone?
This is a rewrite of Heaven Help Us, my unfinished fic from 2 years ago.
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Crockercorp has a new CEO.
Earth C has a new ruler.
The narrative has a new author.
Her name is Terezi Pyrope, and she will never be alone again.
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HOW KARKAT VANTAS LAID BARE HIS FEELINGS TOWARDS HIS VASSAULTER, AND HOW HIS VASSAULTER GREW TO RETURN THEM, AND HOW HE RAISED KARKAT VANTAS TO BE HIS LOYAL SQUICOPHANT, AND THE FALLOUT THEREOF. by laststeinbock for norsecode
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Sep 2025
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feat. the Draconian Dignitary as a somewhat begrudging wing-Carapacian, Tavros Nitram as a surprise third-act asset, and Karkat Vantas as the lightbulb shoved up Spades Slick's asshole. To think that all of this could have been prevented if Eridan had kept his mouth shut about Troll Thomas Malory.
Also, Draconian Dignitary? You ought to stop peeking behind the Fourth Wall. You might not like what you find up here.
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Karkat gives Slick really bad oral, then Slick stabs him in the neck and dooms the session.
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After god tiering, Dirk is captured by the Condescension. Being a newly immortal god, she gets creative with her methods of death for him, and every time Dirk dies he sees the man who died for him 400 years ago who tries to help Dirk decide between giving up or fighting back.
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Doomed by Plajus
Completed: 2015-02-19
Work/Series ID: 3369101Relationship Tags:
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(Approximate) Last Read: 2025/09/14
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in which Selever and Rasazy get the short end of the stick by BloonofSteel
Fandom: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), Homestuck
04 Jan 2025
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Selever and Rasazy suffer in these stories, the means differ from story to story and most of these won't have happy endings.
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Crockercorp has a new CEO.
Earth C has a new ruler.
The narrative has a new author.
Her name is Terezi Pyrope, and she will never be alone again.
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Eridan did something very wrong, then paid the price. Is it enough? Will he ever be accepted back into his team? And will he ever tell Karkat how very pale he feels?
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