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“I won’t sign off on any procedures designed to cause harm to Decepticons,” Ratchet snaps. He indicates the charming little diagram projected from the table, showing a Decepticon with his primary weapons systems physically removed from his frame. “The last I checked, torturing prisoners is against the Autobot Code.”
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- Part 15 of transformers fics
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14 Dec 2022
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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24 Jul 2022
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like speaking to my heart by SnowshadowAO3
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Nov 2021
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Wei Wuxian is staring up at the sky, thinking idly about the taste of Emperor’s Smile on his tongue, when Suibian jumps full force onto his stomach and cries, “A-Xian, don’t be mad!”
The sheer force of her pounce knocks the breath out of him. The resulting pause is just long enough for Jiang Cheng, who up to this point has been laying rather peacefully next to him, to shoot up and demand, “Oh great, what did you do now?”
To be fair, the question isn’t exactly unwarranted. Suibian looks an absolute mess: twigs stuck in her fur, dirt smeared across the white fluff of her underbelly. She’s panting up a storm, little heh heh heh gasps that haven’t edged into her normal high-pitched laughter. When her ears press back against her head, she could almost pass for pitiful.
“Bichen hates me.”
Wei Wuxian’s first thought is Why would Lan Zhan’s daemon hate you?, but it’s followed quickly by remembering exactly where he is, how little trouble he’s caused today, and the fact that he hasn’t seen Suibian for a few minutes.
A grin spreads across his face.
(Or: The most important name a cultivator will ever pick isn’t for their sword. It’s for their daemon.)
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24 Feb 2022
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The Stars Will Be Watching Us by onnari
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
29 Nov 2021
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The 7th of Pegasus Moon, Year 1180
On the eve of finally departing to assume the throne, all her greatest plans about to unfold, Edelgard finds the dawn never comes—no matter how many times she lives through the same evening.
But she's not as alone as she first thinks. Someone else who dreams of the dawn is repeating the night with her.
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20 Dec 2021
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Zuko does not survive that first fateful Agni Kai.
But no matter how much Ozai strives to pretend otherwise, the Old Gods are not dead.
And the Old Gods are angry.
[REPOSTED- ACCIDENTALLY ORPHANED]
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08 Jul 2021
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 May 2026
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For a timeline, list of characters, chronological reading order, and various notes on this AU, please check out the Accidental Warlord Supplements. If you want to join the Discord server, come on in!
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26 Jan 2021
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MC was ready to die. They'd been on this bitch of an earth long enough; it was time to make their residence in the Devildom permanent. That didn't exactly make it any easier, but hey, they'd already died once, right? This time, hopefully, it'd go without a hitch.
Just one peaceful death, that's all they asked for.
They should've known that nothing ever goes according to plan when it comes to them.
OR: MC goes timeline-hopping yet again. Some are happy, and some will do anything it takes to get them back.
*CURRENTLY UNDER MAJOR EDITING. APOLOGIES IF THINGS DON'T MAKE SENSE BETWEEN CHAPTERS.*
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25 Dec 2020
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“You can’t just hit someone with a pitch because you’re mad.” Mike says it gently, like he’s not sure Derrick is aware. Or maybe like he doesn’t want to bring it up in the first place.
“There’s nothing in the Book that says I can’t,” Derrick points out, maybe a little too defensive. He runs his free hand through his hair, and lets out a long exhale. “I dunno. I guess I got up there, and I just realized - nobody cares, you know. That I’m back. None of them remember me. The big players, like Boyfriend, they look right through me. So does the band.” He pauses. “They kind of did the same thing to you. When you were pitching, I mean.”
Mike sets his mug down on the coffee table, and frowns. “Kind of.”
“Didn’t it ever make you mad?”
(an alternate reality, a fragmentary dream.)
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- Part 1 of elephant joke
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16 Dec 2020
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you might forget me but please don't forget my name by katamaridamacyy
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
21 Nov 2020
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Parker MacMillan IIII can't wait to play.
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09 Dec 2020
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The Emperor and the Goddess by Captain_Flash
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
31 Aug 2025
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Edelgard believed that the Goddess watched over and guided her every action, until her pleas were met with a deafening silence.
The princess resolved that she would never put her faith in anything ever again.
Then she met Byleth.
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03 Dec 2020
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Chick Magnet (No, not that kind of chick) by Salt00
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
04 Jun 2024
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Claude attracts a very specific kind of crowd.
Claude wouldn't call himself an animal lover. He likes animals, sure. Only a monster could look at a kitten or puppy and not feel something. He's human, just like everyone else. Animals, on the other hand, seem to unanimously love him. They sense his carefully hidden soft heart, he's sure of it. It's the only explanation. They capitalize on his weakness and extort him for all he's worth. He folds like a house of cards every time a kitten so much as looks at him. Behind closed doors, he doesn't mind too much. Maybe he even goes so far as to enjoy the companionship. But he's aware no one will take him seriously if his little weakness comes to light. It's his greatest (mundane) secret.
Unfortunately, he doesn't have enough blackmail material to silence the entirety of the Golden Deer when they find out.
Aka Disney Princess!Claude
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17 Nov 2020
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In the depths of the Hall, Kiki Familia dreams...
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17 Nov 2020
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It’s just a ribbon.
Just a plain red ribbon, absolutely nothing special about it.
At least, that’s what Sans tries to tell himself as Frisk stares up at him, their expectant look slowly morphing into confusion while he sits there frozen.
(Or, the story of the Underground as it was and as it will become, spanning thirteen years, various timelines, multitudes of lives, and one very tired skeleton that just wants very desperately to go home.
In which Frisk isn't the first human child Sans meets, nor the first he befriends, nor the first he kills—and being Sans in general is complicated as all fuck.)
Act 1: Your Best Friend (The Integrity of Promises) — Chapters 1-9
Act 2: Two-Monster Resistance — Chapters 10-- Language:
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12 Nov 2020
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“Oh, to be in the throes of a first infatuation,” Percival sighs. “I’ll speak to Knight at once about the quest.”
“What quest?”
“The daring quest you’ll go on for Lars's heart, of course.”
“Uh,” NaN says. “No quest? I don’t think this is a quest situation.”
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25 Oct 2020
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A Need to Know Basis by cassette (Crescent_Blues) for OhWormsNice
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015)
21 Oct 2020
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Bee is very good at being a civilian.
He's very, very good at it until he's not.
And everyone kind of sort of notices.(Some of you didn't grow up in the middle of a war and then on Earth and it shows)
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21 Oct 2020
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Dimitri and The Dragon by mitsuboo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
17 Nov 2020
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With new discoveries coming to light of an ancient race of dragon-like people, Dimitri can’t help but see the similarities between the Nabateans, and his chemistry lab partner, Byleth Eisner. It seems impossible that a college student could be an immortal dragon from a 1,000 years ago, yet Byleth herself is an impossible sort of person.
There are snakes in the dark, and he's only human. Reading these dumb vampire books don't help his predicament in the least.
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13 Oct 2020
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The Cybertronian War ended much sooner than expected. The budding alliance between Autobots and Decepticons slowly rebuild their world into something better, something that all Cybertronians can live peacefully on. And Bumblebee? He's just confused on why he suddenly keeps seeing Soundwave and his cassettes everywhere.
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- Part 1 of Into the Fold
- Language:
- English
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- 20,644
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- 9/9
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10 Oct 2020
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What to Aim For by Xima
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
25 Aug 2020
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Bernadetta von Varley never in her life thought she'd reach as hallowed a stage as the Olympics. She is representing Adrestia in the archery competition and she is frankly terrified. But she has friends new and old who care about her and will stop at nothing to make sure she realizes her potential, like the young archery phenom Cyril.
Meanwhile, Byleth Eisner is doing her best to keep her focus as she prepares to enter into one of the Pentathlon's stranger events: the 50m rifle. Only time will tell if a chance meeting with the mysterious Hapi Nuvelle will give her the edge she needs to take home a medal.
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- Part 8 of 2020 Fódlan Summer Olympics
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26 Aug 2020
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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25 Aug 2020
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we are wild things here (we are trapped here) by WitchoftheSouls
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
22 Aug 2020
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When a mer is captured and sold to the highest bidder, he finds kinship in the wife.
(What a pair they make: a fae bride cursed with a beautifully wrought iron necklace and a muted siren with mutilated fins.
They could never return to their homes.)
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- Part 1 of there by the oceanside
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22 Aug 2020
