Highly_Illogical
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It's Astoria's first year at Hogwarts, and she has a little secret to perk herself up when the curse gets her down, but only Daphne is allowed to know.
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A Series of Overly Descriptive Addresses by Highly_Illogical
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2025
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When Harry Potter got his first Hogwarts letter, it was addressed to Mr. H. Potter, The Cupboard Under the Stairs, 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey.
But what did everyone else's unnecessarily detailed addresses look like, and what do they reveal?
A selection of characters receiving their acceptance letter, in a thousand words each.
A #BackToHogwarts collection.
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Percy Weasley is thirteen and well on his way to a stellar career. He's a shoo-in for Prefect in a couple of years, juggling electives, forging useful connections, and he's never encountered a spell that truly stumped him.
Until now. He tries the Cheering Charm, again and again, and he gets nothing.
Perhaps it's for the best, then, that Fred and George have started at Hogwarts this year (and are already threatening to leave the place in ruins).
But strolling into another House's common room? Inciting a feather-filled riot? Percy can hardly recognize himself.
He hopes it helps with that pesky charm, at least, because someone is watching, and it wouldn't do to mess it up in front of her.
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A failed attempt at a Switching Spell ends up switching a little more than Neville had bargained for. What is he doing in Professor McGonagall's body? And what is she doing in his? And most importantly, what's stopping her from fixing it in about five seconds and taking some points for his idiocy, as she normally would?
Absurdity ensues, and so do realizations.
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Alas, I Have Transfigured My Feet by Highly_Illogical
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2025
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My interpretation of the text of Alas, I Have Transfigured My Feet by the French wizarding playwright Malecrit, as quoted in Quidditch Through the Ages. With some interesting guest stars in the audience of the opening performance...
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Yet another magic reveal, Court Sorcerer AU.
Starts after season 4, but before season 5, and therefore happily tosses the tragedy out the window.
I'm just having a little fun taking the mother of all clichés and putting my own spin on it.- Words:
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A series of interconnected stories about Dolores and Mariano because they have no business being this cute.
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Remember the three characters in We Don't Talk About Bruno who sang their heart out about his so-called terrible prophecies? It's about time they woke up and realized that it really doesn't take a genius (or a seer) to predict hair loss, the death of a goldfish, or a little extra padding around the waist.
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No more children on the pyre.
The Soltryce Academy is in dire need of change, and there's no one better than a new professor of Transmutation to bring about change.- Words:
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Alone and on the run, Caleb casts find familiar for the first time, gaining a lifelong companion in the form of the fey cat Frumpkin. Though Caleb can’t see it now, this is only the first of his many future friends.
A story that follows the growing friendships between Caleb and the Mighty Nein, starting with Frumpkin.
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19 Sep 2021
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24 Dec 2018
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And like the cycle of the year, we begin again by katherynefromphilly
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
27 Nov 2016
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Set after the Merlin Series 5 Finale "Diamond of the Day".
Canon Compliant. In Character. Arthur Pendragon Returns.
Cover art by Lao-Pendragon------
For many long years Merlin waited.
For the other part of his soul, for the other half of his life. He was born to serve Arthur. So that meant he was also born to wait. Even if it took a thousand years. Even if the wait seemed never to end.
Until one day, suddenly, it did.
When Arthur stumbles from the Lake of Avalon 1,500 years after his death, he finds a world unlike the one he knew. Faced with the loss of everyone he loved, and the threat of impending prophecy, Arthur must learn what it means to be not just a king, but the Once and Future King. Merlin does all he can to guide him, even as he struggles to hide his love for his king, and his fear of losing him again.
Story includes sass, banter, horseplay, & True Love.
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Bookmarked by Highly_Illogical
12 Aug 2018
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A map of the Kingdoms of Albion, based on show data, canon maps, historical maps, and a bit of fudging to get it all to fit together nicely. Canon-compliant and based circa season 2. Includes chapters on: demographics, travel on foot/by horse, and known locations.
Now contains a detailed map of the Kingdom of Camelot!
Please feel free to use this as a fannish resource!
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21 Jun 2018
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After the Fact by Zalanchenko
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jul 2017
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Real lives, unlike stories, can't be wrapped with a happy "The End". They go on well after the adventures have ended. Gellert Grindelwald doesn't give up that easily, and Credence Barebone's story didn't end down in that subway. This is what happens after the dust settles on New York city, after someone asks the important question: where's the real Percival Graves?
Or: A story of growth and recovery, where Percival Graves and Credence Barebone try to pick up the pieces that Grindelwald left them in, with varying success.
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03 Jul 2017
