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Taskmaster Collection by Anonymous
Fandom: Bad Golf with Alex Horne and John Robins (Web Series), British Comedy RPF, He Used Thought As A Wife - Tim Key, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (Australia TV) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Cleaner (UK TV 2021)
18 Nov 2025
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Since you can’t make a collection with an anonymous owner (and that'd give the game away a bit), this is the collection of all my TM fics.
All fics are wholly unrelated unless otherwise noted.
- Words:
- 580,626
- Works:
- 118
- Bookmarks:
- 18
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26 Mar 2025
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A short comic involving some pet play and tails.
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After a difficult year, Alex is facing a Christmas alone with his never-ending pile of work to do, when Greg phones him up with to ask for a really awkward, time-consuming, and entirely unnecessary favour - a ride to some friend-of-a-friend's bit of forest to cut down a Christmas tree for Greg's own very lonely Christmas.
Of course Alex says yes. He'd do anything for Greg.
Written for the Taskmaster Holiday Exchange 2024. Sex pollen, angst. the threat of the 'die' side of 'fuck or die', and a tiny bit of magic. Includes illustration at the bottom of chapter 2. Also, "Do you love anyone enough to give them your last Rolo?"
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- English
- Words:
- 33,272
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 88
- Kudos:
- 92
- Bookmarks:
- 9
- Hits:
- 1,353
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05 Jan 2025
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- Works:
- 7
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13 Dec 2024
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Make the Biggest Mess and Completely Clean It Up by NoStarsForNaughtyBoys
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
26 Jul 2021
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Accidentally locked in the studio with the booze for the Series 5 wrap party, Greg and Alex decide to make the best of it. As the drinks and conversation flow, things get - in every sense of the word - messy.
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11 Dec 2024
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Greg, Rachel, and Alex; or, Turns Out Man Can Serve Two Masters.
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- 25,710
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- 5
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14 Oct 2024
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An interesting variation on poker. by unquietspirit
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
04 Jan 2025
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When Greg had first added poker to the training curriculum, Alex had objected that he already knew how to play both Texas Hold ‘Em and five-card draw. “You don’t know how we play at the loft,” Greg had said.
(June 2019)
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- Part 23 of The Obvious’verse
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14 Oct 2024
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- Part 101 of TM
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In the fic 'Fuck Around and Find Fanfic', Greg and Alex are invited on an explicit podcast and listen to a Taskmaster fanfic read by a Scottish woman. Well, the author, LadyJekyll was kind enough to write the fanfic-within-the-fanfic ('Crack the Code'), and I, a Scottish woman, have made a podfic of it. Because reality is funny to play with.
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After the "Create Tension" task in Taskmaster s17 e03, Greg reaches over and grips Alex's thigh. He knew someone would crack the code. But Greg's known how to do that to Alex for a while - and proves it in the changing room later.Bookmarked by Sicala
04 Sep 2024
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Thou, sun, art half as happy as we,
In that the world's contracted thus,
Thine age asks ease, and since thy duties be
To warm the world, that's done in warming us.
Shine here to us, and thou art everywhere;
This bed thy center is, these walls, thy sphere.Father Horne finds that his impressionability leaves him defenceless to the attentions of Mr Davies.
Title and extract from John Donne's poem of the same name.
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- English
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- 16,851
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 33
- Kudos:
- 80
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01 Sep 2024
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Blissful corruption by magnificent domination and dizzying dirty talk
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Fragile Life in Llyn Tegid, Alex Horne PhD. [podfic] by Illuminescence
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
24 Aug 2024
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[Edited on 24th Oct to include illustration.] PODFIC (i.e. audio reading) of the fic "Fragile Life in Llyn Tegid, Alex Horne PhD.". Female, Scottish-accented reader. Sound effects and environment ambiance included. [49:08]
Marine Biologist Alex has been studying Llyn Tegid - the largest lake in Wales - and its fragile, delicate ecosystem. Desperate to protect its last remaining, unique, endangered species, he takes on illegal fishing operations single-handedly amidst a terrible storm - and comes to a terrible end. Then the marine biology finds him.
A merman Greg fic, Alex-PoV, set in Wales at some indeterminate time in the past, but probably around the 1970s.
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24 Aug 2024
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In Every Possible Way [PODFIC] by Illuminescence for rottenapplemil
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
25 Oct 2023
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PODFIC (i.e. audio reading) of the fic "In Every Possible Way". Female, Scottish-accented, reader.
Little Alex Horne has spent a long, but satisfying, day serving his hero/dad/boss/owner, Lord Greg Davies at the Taskmaster house, but now it’s time for him to slink off to the caravan to sleep. Surely nothing has happened during the day that will weigh on his mind as he lies there, desperately lonely for His touch.He panics – bucking and pushing with all his might – every instinct screaming through his blood. Fight! Flee! Fucking do something! But his every thrash is countered – pinning his other hand, his hips, his ankles. He smears his own face against the wall, his last outlet, when suddenly he feels firm warmth press against his cheek. A soft cradling hand holding him – stopping him from hitting his head.
And oh, He knows this touch.Bookmarked by Sicala
19 Aug 2024
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Much to Greg's surprise, Alex invited him on a camping trip - just the two of them. Several things have gone wrong already - not least of which is Greg forgetting to pack his trunks, but several more things will go wrong before they go very, very right.
Or: remember that bit in series 4 when Greg and Alex talked about Alex feeling what was in Greg's sleeping bag?
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Alexe had been the one chosen as the sacrifice for the tenth year of the tradition, and he accepted it with a certain resignation. After all, he had seen what had happened to those who tried to refuse. The bloodstains never did wash out of the wooden stable.
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- Part 13 of TM
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- English
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- 4,374
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 10
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- 70
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14 Jul 2024
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[edited 9/9/2023 to include sex-fruit fan art! Bottom of the work.]
Greg and Alex have gone camping again, not realising that there's an infestation of Viscum Fictis in the area - the newly re-introduced, and potentially deadly, 'false mistletoe'.“Alex, do you understand what’s happening to you?” Greg’s voice seems calm, quiet, but there’s a tightness there. Like an actor on their worst day.
“Viscum Fictis. False mistletoe,” Alex recites, fixated on Greg’s hand on his arm, his body slowly leaning towards it as if drawn by a red thread. “Fuck-fruit. Sex-berries. Thorny-horny. Forbidden f—”
“Alright! Right. But do you understand, Alex?” Greg’s voice is starting to break. “You’re going to overheat and die, unless you… unless we— I… do something about it.”This goes in a pretty dark direction, I warn you, but the tags are accurate.
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- English
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- 6,637
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 28
- Kudos:
- 114
- Bookmarks:
- 10
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27 Jun 2024
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These are all too long and too detailed, but lockdown has been rough, and I've been starved for human interaction and touch, and I've been reading way too much ridiculous vintage "erotica" so it could've been so much worse. I started a fic to combine my nonsense fangirl shower thoughts with smut, and it's long and it's boring and not interesting enough to make me want to fill in all the gaps with a plot to make it worth reading. But hey, maybe the smut is worth something, because Scarlet's sure enjoying herself.
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- 48,048
- Works:
- 6
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08 May 2024
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Advances by Elagi
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
26 Apr 2024
This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
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Erik can contain his madness up to a point in his daily life if he concentrates hard enough. That came with plenty of practice. Unfortunately, he's never had much opportunity to master his desires... Leroux-based. Oneshot. MATURE.
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26 Apr 2024
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This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
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Dwight uses an innovative therapeutic approach to help Angela with her OCD.
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26 Apr 2024
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A chance encounter with your favourite comedian and a cheeky request leads to some fun Dom/sub play.
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26 Apr 2024
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The Obvious’verse by unquietspirit
Fandom: British Comedy RPF, Elis James and John Robins (Podcast) RPF, Just Puddings (Web Series), Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
15 Mar 2025
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Some comics are obviously kinky, okay?
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- 259,196
- Works:
- 25
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25 Apr 2024