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    It's an alpha eats alpha world, and the omega vigilante is once again caught in the middle.

    A series of events causes Bruce to reevaluate his relationship with his nemesis.
    How is a courting ritual supposed to go, anyway?

    Fluffy a/b/o featuring patient alpha!Joker and stressed omega!Bruce

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  2. 19

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    A series of stories all set in the same AU, featuring Batman and his Rogues Gallery.

    Lots of crack, tons of fluff, some angst, a dash of introspection, and a bit of romance.

    Beta read by my sisters, let's call them Venus and Kitty. 💙💚💗

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  3. 34

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    Batman and Joker have been archenemies for years, fighting for longer than they can even remember at this point, however a random new villain throws an unpredictable obstacle their way that forces the two to deal with a new problem together: Co-Parenting a child.

     

    Aka: A villain I completely made up combines Joker's and Bruce's DNA and makes a biological Batjokes kid and shenanigans ensue.

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  4. 78

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    Batman fails to escape a trap from the riddler, the joker drags him out and gets him to safety.

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    "Bats?" He pokes the man's jaw, unresponsive. "Oh god.." He whispers.

    He pushes aside the fear starting to boil in his stomach and slides a hand under his cowl to check for a pulse. He sighs in relief.

    "You really had me for a minute there batsy.." he speaks softly, not knowing if Batman can hear him.

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    Originally intended to focus on rehabilitation but I got carried away

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  5. 22

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    The stain on the left side of her face was the colour of pressed lilies. Plum-sized. It lay a finger's breadth below the cheekbone, adorning her skin like old make-up. Joker had seen any form of bruising too often and had done it himself to be stupid enough to even consider that option. The stain was real, dark, probably hours old. And it was not of his doing.

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    After Jason Todd begins picking off the Gotham rogues one-by-one, he runs into an unlikely formidable adversary in the Scarecrow.

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    Business had boomed for Wayne Robotics Pizzeria in the sixties. From old newspaper clippings it seemed that Gotham families were eager for a colorful—now retro—escape from the Vietnam War and Nixon himself.

    Lazlo Valentin was intelligent, and the machinery he’d created grew in popularity. The animatronics were what he’d given life to with Patrick Wayne—grandpa—until Valentin went off the rails in the late eighties, and became known as the twisted serial killer, Professor Pyg.

    Thirty years after his disappearance, Bruce is sure he’s resurfaced. He simply has to survive five nights inside the abandoned pizzeria he’s trapped in, with Joker, to prove it.

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    A Batjokes x FNAF inspired crossover because this idea won’t leave my head :D

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    "It looks like someone has taken a cheese grater to their face. Under the mussel of her sternum her chest rises in beep fitful breaths. With each rattling inhale he can see the ribs stretch beneath raw red flesh.

    "You're going to be alright. You're going to be fine" he pants even as the smell of blood coats his mouth and burns in his sinuses."

    In Gotham City strange and impossible things happen in dead the of night. Things no one would believe, even if you where so inclined to share them. Such is the case when Bruce gets an innocuous late night tip about a local clinic robbery.

    (Fem Joker!) (The Joker and Batman's first meeting)

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    Joker walks in on you crying but its.....because you're happy???

    Based on me crying at literally every episode of Steven Universe

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  10. 4

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    an AU I made up were Joker is just a messy crazy gal and i love her and Batman is just a big shy softy. Based off art I made. See 'The Joker' and 'The Batman' for said art

    Not all fics mention fashion choices lol, that would be awkward and forced but its there in spirit. My Ideas That Have Not Been Finished/Written Yet:

    Joker talks cryptically to Batman one sleepless night about witnessing her father die in a crowd crush caused by a fire at the 1939 Gotham World’s Fair. At the time she was seven and sitting on his shoulders. The way she talks about it, it feels completely unprocessed.

    Cassette player in the batmobile - Shivers
    Batman has never been musically inclined but when he adds a cassette player to the batmobile he learns just how passionate Joker is about music, specifically loud music. Maybe it starts to grow on him as well... or maybe seeing how it effects Joker is whats growing on him. (the music they listen to is left up to reader interpretation) <3

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  12. 19

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    While in Arkham Asylum the Joker is well on his way with his plan of escape. He's finally however been given company by his cell. A tiny, fragile looking girl with the mouth of a tyrant. And no idea of the Joker or his powerful influence. Peeking his interest, and with only bars between them he vows to make her his new toy. But this little bird doesn't like being caged.

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  13. 16

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    Dr. Harleen Quinzel was the youngest doctor to ever grace the halls of Arkham Asylum and was quick to rise through the ranks. She seemed typical- blonde hair and blue eyes with a tiny waist- but she was far from it. She had a darkness in her soul that had been present from the day she was born, a darkness she’d become very adept at hiding- until the Joker.

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  14. 25

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    Suicide Squad rewritten to include Joker as a member of the Suicide Squad.
    That night, when the purple lambo went into the water, Joker lied in wait. Patiently watching for when the Bat rose from the water with his girl clutched in his arms before he struck, violently cackling and lashing out as he tried to save his girl from the darkness of Arkham Asylum, only for both of them to end up somewhere much much worse.

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    Prompt:

    Mermaid A is getting stalked by someone. Their S/O does not take kindly to people messing with their beloved, and pays the stalker a visit.

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    A low level thug breaks Batman’s arm, Joker is not happy.

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    Gotham’s shadows have never been darker. Bruce Wayne, the city’s enigmatic playboy, has vanished, captured by unseen forces and subjected to brutal torment. As he nears his breaking point, an unexpected saviour appears—the Joker. But Gotham's Clown Prince has no intention of helping Bruce out of kindness; he’s driven by his own sinister plans.
    Bound into a precarious alliance with his most unpredictable adversary, Bruce must navigate Gotham’s perilous underworld while contending with the Joker’s chaotic whims. Together, they strive to unravel the web woven by a hidden mastermind who threatens to bring the city to its knees.
    As they delve into a shadowy conspiracy, Bruce and the Joker push each other to their limits, each testing the other's resolve. Faced with a villain unlike any Bruce has encountered before, they discover more about themselves—and each other—than they ever expected. With Gotham’s fate hanging in the balance, Bruce must confront a harsh truth: can he ever truly trust the Joker, or will he be betrayed by the only partner standing between him and total destruction?

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    The Joker and the Batman Who Laughs have killed this rotting world's original Batman. The Joker's pissed that the Batman Who Laughs locked him up in Arkham Asylum. Will he receive the proper punishment?

    "What a time to be alive... Such a waste of fucking time." So Called Life by 3 Days Grace

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    Riddler says the wrong thing while planning a heist with Joker.

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  20. 2

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    That night had become blurry after the first week, and then but a dot on the map of his new life- the starting point. Pushed back into some hidden corner of his mind, the memory of her was forced to rattle in silence.

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    Six months after the events of 'Cold Blue Choice,' Jack is back in Gotham with a new role to play.

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