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“Dumb dog”
The bars of the thin, wired muzzle dug into his skin. With careful, cautionary steps, he trailed after his handler, hunched over like a scared animal. A thick chain was wrapped around his neck, constricting his airflow. The constant reminder of his ownership. His only possession was the sniper hood that served as his sole sanctuary, hiding his broken features from peering, degrading eyes.
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In a world where a small percentage of the population has the ability to shift into a wolf counterpart, discrimination has embedded itself in every crevice of society. Shifters are shunned and treated like rabid animals. Their worth is deemed equivalent to that of a mutt.
For years, militaries have utilized the few Shifters left as animalistic weapons, pets. Simply for their own benefit. Despite the occasional aggression and violent tendencies, Shifters make for powerful chess pieces, with their enhanced abilities, and acute instincts.
The “141”, a task force created specifically for these feral wolves, has the habit of picking up broken werewolves. Their newest rescue might be the most dangerous, and dehumanized one yet.
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11 Mar 2024
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Ranboo's Horrible Experience as an Enderman by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Feb 2024
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Collective gasps sounded around him as the cart was dragged into the room. Murmurs and whispers of beast and monstrosity reached his ears from what he presumed were nobles.
“A gift for Your Majesties.”
Ranboo knew this must be the part where the Emperor (Philza?) and his sons evaluated him as a worthy gift. A prize, a trophy for the birthday of the older two princes.
After time had dragged on for what seemed like an eternity, an icy cold voice cut through the silence. “And what, exactly, is this gift?
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In which enderman Ranboo has been trapped in the Overworld for a while, passed around as some exotic creature, until landing in the hands of the Antarctic Empire. Whatever shall he do?
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Alternatively: The author is bad at summaries, but the fic is comprehensible?
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20 Feb 2024
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Shanks dies and is reincarnated in the world of Naruto. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Uzumaki Shanks
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15 Feb 2024
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What happens when a boy with anxiety gets abducted by aliens?
Read 'The Aliens Pet' to find out*a human pet story*
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03 Feb 2024
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01 Feb 2024
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A Myriad of Miscommunications by TheHappySpider
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
19 Mar 2024
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Technoblade is a human, abducted against his will and kept in a black market.
Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo are looking for something to protect them from pirates.Or: Humans are Space Orcs and Wilbur thinks one would make a good guard dog.
Lots of miscommunication and a mix of perspectives.Series
- Part 1 of Miscommunications AU
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- 32,825
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- 15/15
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28 Jan 2024
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Naruto fucking different women, what else could you want?
A Plot-What-Plot? One-shot smut series involving Naruto and various lovely ladies of the Naruto world. Featuring graphic lemons, obviously. Some really nourishing stuff.
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26 Jan 2024
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The child stares at him in fear, looking exactly like the villagers Techno faced off against only a few hours earlier. Same face, same expression; copy and paste. Same uneasiness in the shoulders, same base-level instincts running through their mind.
They look like they want to run away, eyeing his fangs with terror. Like he’s something to be feared.
Well, he’s not. He doesn’t even like the taste of human blood, and bird blood probably isn’t any better.
“Hullo.” Techno finally says, voice rough from disuse, waving a clawed hand in greeting.
Techno hears the way their breath hitches before they let out an ear piercing scream. Techno’s hands slap against his ears, wincing hard.
He guesses he’s not beating those vampire allegations anytime soon.
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“The Bat, who cannot grow a Feather, contrives to fly on Wings of Leather.” — Arthur Guilterman
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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25 Jan 2024
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25 Jan 2024
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techno presses his chin into his knees, squeezing his arms around his legs as he shivers, praying his school books aren't getting too wet in his bag.
his brothers are both high-needs and he gets forgotten but it's okay, he gets it and he knows it will pass. their family is just going through a rough patch right now.
or, in which techno's family are grieving the death of his mother and everyone seems to need more attention than him.
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23 Jan 2024
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You couldn't survive in this part without being a henchman, no matter how lucky you were being good would kill you.
Luckily for Techno he was never particularly good in the first place, that's what got him working for The Mad Ram in the first place.
Pay was awful, most died on the job and the hours had him feeling like a walking corpse most of the time but he had at least a little security. Surprisingly few were willing to hire a 15 year old from the streets despite being literal criminals.
For some reason they thought letting him starve would be better for their moral compass.
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Henchman Techno AU where he gets yoinked up by dark!Sandduo and just generally suffers the consequences.
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Pig boy sees too much and gets yoinked up by some maniacs.
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- Part 9 of Dory's Dark SBI
- Part 1 of Henchman AU
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- 18,402
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- 5/5
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16 Jan 2024
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After everything, Techno can't really be surprised that it's turned out this way. It's not like he was prepared to be turned into a vampire. Let alone to be kicked out by his sire, and cast out by his family, and then attack someone against his will, and then—
He's not doing great.
It's in that state that a pack of werewolves find him. When they misinterpret the situation, well... Techno isn't able to correct to them.
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15 Jan 2024
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Name The Lamb (Before You Slit Its Throat) by Anarchy_and_Piglins for TheArcanneVoid
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Mar 2024
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As a grad student, Techno has resorted to creative ways of earning money. And with creative he means very illegal. Being a low-level hitter for The Crows pays the bills and it's not like Techno gets in any real trouble. He just runs errands, beats people up when needed, and keeps his head down. Or he tries to until the upper management takes a very personal interest in him.
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- English
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- 3/3
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13 Jan 2024
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The Dungeon Is Ready for Its Next Victim by floristkills
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP
14 Oct 2023
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As long as Techno can remember, he's lived with his herd of ravagers. They accept him, even take care of him to some extent. Probably because he's a bit ravager himself, even if not fully. But that doesn't change the fact that the smallest and slowest and weakest will always be the first to go. It's just survival of the fittest.
Tango needs some ravagers for Decked Out. Collecting them isn't too hard. In fact, it's mostly automated. After all, it's not like a person could somehow get snagged along with an entire group of ravagers. Right?
Survival is about to become a whole lot fitter for the herd. And Technoblade especially.
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- Part 5 of Sbi Whumptober 2023
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- 17,093
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- 1/1
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08 Jan 2024
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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...
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- 20/21
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08 Jan 2024
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everything you thought you knew will fall apart(but you'll be alright) by Tia_Gem
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
08 Jan 2024
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Techno growled and backed away into the other corner. The goat tilted his head, flicking his ears. "Wow, he's feral."
"He's just afraid," the human said. "He's all drugged up in a scary cage, in a strange place with a busted leg. He's gonna be a little upset."
"Is he staying?" The raccoon ran up to the human and climbed on his arm, taking a spot on the human's shoulder. Like a well trained pet.
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Or, Techno has been rescued by hybrid rehabilitation specialist Philza Craft. He just hasn't figured it out yet.
Set in an AU where hybrids are about the size of cats and are treated about the same.
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08 Jan 2024
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Growing Potatoes and Bloody Fangs by CakeCleaner
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Mar 2022
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“You didn’t kill me.”
“…No, I didn’t.”
“Huh.” His tone was soft with a hint of intrigue. “So… you are not a hunter..?”
“No, I’m not.”
The injured boy glanced away for a moment, lost in thought. His gaze wandered mindlessly through the fields of white buds and green leaves. He scanned his silent judgment throughout Techno’s farm, perhaps he was just searching for any faults in his truth, a hidden trap within his potato fields.
Gradually, a small smirk, undeterred by Techno’s unentertained expression, danced across the blond boy’s features.
“Do you always answer in only three words?” His voice was playful and devious as they escaped through those abnormally sharp fangs of his.
“Perhaps I do.”
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Techno didn’t think he was asking for much when all he wished for was a nice and peaceful retirement, but unfortunately it was. All he did was bandage up a dying child he found in the woods and apparently that was all that it took for him to become a magnet for this enduring but destruction addicted vampire teenager, his charismatic yet somewhat deranged vampire brother, and his benevolent albeit nonchalantly murderous vampire father.DISCONTINUED
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25 Dec 2023
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Techno is hungry. He's starving, even. His stomach screams at him to eat, to do something to rid himself of this pain, but he simply stays, lying at that stupid bus stop at two in the morning.
But, he cannot simply ignore his instincts when there is food in front of his face.
When there's a hand brushing his hair back, he cannot do anything except leap forward and dig his fangs into the hand's owner, blood filling his mouth and tasting sickly sweet.
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There are so many three vampires v one human SBI tropes; what about one vampire v three humans?- Language:
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- 10,221
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- 4/?
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19 Dec 2023
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Far Beyond Fixing (Until There Is No Other Option) by Wellthatsironic
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), sbi - Fandom
25 Feb 2024
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Techno took in a deep breath, allowing the thoughts to creep down his throat and wrap around his heart, pressing tightly as they took root. Completely in control, just as they always were.
“Don’t lie to me like that,” he said. His voice sounded almost robotic; void of the assumed anger, the mourning of his freedom, the regret that Wilbur so desperately wanted to see in him. “We both know that all you want here is a confession, that way you can ship me off to a life in hell until I drop dead and everyone forgets I even existed. I’m not naive, Siren. You can assume all you’d like about me, but never, ever assume that I am a fool.”
Wilbur’s eyes bore into his soul as his arms crossed tightly over his chest, as though he were trying to reassure himself. If Techno were to look closer, he would be able to see the tears that shone in his eyes.
---or, Technoblade has lived his life as a bloodthirsty villain, controlled by the manipulative voices in his head. When he is finally apprehended by the heroes, the sbi league decide rehabilitation is the only way to save him--regardless of whether he wants it or not
or, the long-awaited techno rehabilitated villain fic (twinsduo-centric :D)
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- English
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- 57,518
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- 12/25
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18 Dec 2023
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The radio fell silent on the day that Techno's parents died.
There's no one left to speak. The rotters don't talk. Sometimes, Techno doesn't think he can talk anymore either.
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Alone and injured, Technoblade is faced with the similarities of his infection and the illness that took out his parents and most of the planet. Even if he was one of the few that survived the disease before, there's no one around the help him this time.
Until there is.
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18 Dec 2023