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In a world populated by magic and monsters, certain men develop certain ecclectic tastes. Sniper is very much one of them, the amiable Australian collecting experiences most illicit. He tracks down creatures sapient yet monstrous, and endeavors to bed them.
This series' chronology is vague, but is presented here in order.
The majority of this series was written before The Naked and the Dead came out, and thus before Spy was revealed as Scout's father. In the continuity of this series, that is only true of RED Scout and RED Spy. BLU Scout and BLU Spy are entirely unrelated in this series, however, for reasons that become pretty clear in Playing With Fire.
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Red Sniper x Blu Spy fic! Will contain violence and smut in the future, with plenty of warning. Will be written in a way that a reader can skip the smut if wanted and the story won't be interrupted :] On the slower side with decent plot and development of side characters.
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ohhhhhhmmy god i love ts ific but can they jst KISS already????? /vpos
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“Wouldn't trust ya to not stab me dead when I am talking to ya.” Sniper tightened the grip on his wrist, the blade drawing more blood from his palm.
Spy grimaced slightly, as the other clearly forgot to brush his teeth this morning. Fitting for the rabid dog comparison. “My, who knew someone like you could be capable of making such an acute observation. I am truly impressed.” He didn't break eye contact as he wriggled his right arm a little, one of his concealed blades sliding out of the sleeve and into his palm.
“I'll only say this once now, snake. I am a professional, and I aim for ya bloody forehead. Makes death nice and easy. But if you want to act like a little sadist, then I'll aim for ya knees or guts and leave ya there to crawl to your doc every time I see ya. You got all that, cunt?”
“But of course, mon chéri."
NOTE: This work is a version of a F/F genderbent fic I started writing first. They're almost the same besides gender, so pick according to your preference.
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“Wouldn't trust ya to not stab me dead when I am talking to ya.” Sniper tightened the grip on her wrist, the blade drawing more blood from her palm.
Spy grimaced slightly, as the other clearly forgot to brush her teeth this morning. Fitting for the rabid dog comparison. “My, who knew someone like you could be capable of making such an acute observation. I am truly impressed.” She didn't break eye contact as she wriggled her right arm a little, one of her concealed blades sliding out of the sleeve and into her palm.
“I'll only say this once now, snake. I am a professional, and I aim for ya bloody forehead. Makes death nice and easy. But if you want to act like a little sadist, then I'll aim for ya knees or guts and leave ya there to crawl to your doc every time I see ya. You got all that, cunt?”
“But of course, ma chérie.”
NOTE: This work is available as an un-genderbent version too! They're almost the same besides gender, so pick according to your preference.
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The Red Medic's less than satisfactory performance on the battlefield earns him a new job. Satisfy his team mates and succumb to their every needs or face the consequences. The new services required of him are less than clinical and most certainly not professional. And lets not forget he's got a new uniform.
Warning: Extremely dubious content ahead, tags will be added as I go, please check them before proceeding!
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(I updated the fic to make it 6969 words. you're welcome)
Bumblebee and just about the last mechs he'd want to be around go on an energon scouting mission.
RED team is looking for a powerful machine that could bring about the end of America. Or the end of their war.
Two teams meet. Chaos ensues. And some learn there's more to eachother than meets the eye.
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- Part 2 of TF2 x TF Crackfics
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The Misadventures of Mercenaries Banned From Both Afterlifes by CatchMeonaBlueMoon
Fandom: Emesis Blue (Movie 2023), Emesis Blue (TF2 SFM), Team Fortress 2
15 Oct 2025
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Sniper is failed by contractual fine print and the limitations of prescription drugs. Medic takes advantage of the situation.
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Mick, the RED Sniper, forms a meaningful and unlikely bond with Mick, the BLU Sniper through the one neutral zone they both visit often.
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Chapter 10
Red and Blu Sniper went from enemies to friends to goddamn they need to admit they like each other.
While keeping a secret they're having a friendly relationship
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Sniper TF2 defends the tree he's using to keep his jars of Jarate from Thoreau.
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oooooh mama was thifs good
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Scout runs by a bit too fast.
Too fast that he accidentally knocks over one of Sniper's Jars.
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- Part 1 of My Dumbass Ship Oneshots
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Sniper makes a crucial and embarrassing mistake during a match. Medic decides to discipline him properly.
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Medic spanks Sniper after Sniper makes a little oopsie and misses *real* bad with his Jarate.
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Spy has gone mad with lust, and carrys a secret with Scout. When it starts to spread, he shuts it off with Sniper.
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After a string of mysterious murders in the remote Outback, the last thing Sniper expects was to be hired to investigate who's behind them, and take them out once and for all. The catch: He has to pretend not to be the professional he knows he is, and fit in amongst other people in an ordinary neighbourhood.
Forced to pee in real toilets, Mick Mundy can imagine nothing worse - Until he meets Jean, his snobby, germophobic colleague who seems to know him better than he knows himself.
He isn't sure what he expects out of this job - but it's not being forced to look into an unrecognisable face he knows all too well.
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A series focusing on the shenanigans the Scout and Sniper on the RED team get up to together. Stories are listed in order of chronological events that they happen in rather than the date they are posted.
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For later
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Fly In An Outhouse by FoolsgoldFenrir, Mrs_Medicshit (FoolsgoldFenrir)
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
26 May 2022
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(TL;DR: Compilation of chapters in which the enemy mercs shit down Spy's throat. Scout included. One chapter per merc.)
The RED Spy finds himself tied to a bed that isn't his in a bedroom and base that also isn't his, only for things to get worse when the BLU Medic comes in leading the rest of the BLU Team into the unfamiliar room. It's difficult to scare a hardened mercenary like Spy with normal interrogation tactics, but that's the thing. This is no real interrogation, this has nothing to do with the briefcase, and entirely has to do with the Medic's scat fetish. With all of his teammates ready to do his bidding and ropes too strong to break out of, the odds are certainly not in the hapless RED agent's favor.
Never before had Spy thought he would have to serve as a human toilet for people he's paid to kill over and over every single day, but it would seem that some of them have quite the bone to pick. Especially the charming psychopathic shit-lover acting as the ringleader for the night, looking to make someone else become just like him.
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- Part 2 of FoolsgoldFenrir's House of Horrors
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Lemonade On The Rocks by FoolsgoldFenrir, Mrs_Medicshit (FoolsgoldFenrir)
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
01 Jul 2020
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After annoying the RED Sniper as per usual one morning, the RED Scout sneaks into his shack for one thing - jarate. He ends up getting more than he bargained for when he's caught by Sniper and splashed. In fact, they both end up getting more than they bargained for, after learning a couple things about each other.
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- Part 1 of Mad Jarate
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drooling
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wild..
(I’m not seeing the pearly gates)
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Sniper teaches you, an AFAB member of the team, how to make a jarate.
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Medic may appear to be the cleanest cut of the crew, but he's really anything but. Secretly, he's got a filthy little interest and one day, when the perfect opportunity lands right into his lap, the temptation gets too strong to continue resisting. It's almost too good to be true.
(WARNING: This fic contains scat/shit! Look at this and the tags before continuing!)
UPDATE: For those concerned about the new warning tag added to the fic and first-time readers, that's only for one specific chapter, chapter 3, because it really does get brutal. Hey, it's a TF2 fic, shit's bound to get bloody at some point I guess. But when I say it's graphic, I truly mean it. I'm serious, a mf gets stabbed in the eye. Tread carefully, weary traveler. The violence isn't part of the smut aspects though so don't worry.
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- Part 1 of Hardships in Hardsports
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OUGH.... Real brain-expander
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VERY HEAVILY BASED OFF OF THE PURITY SFM BY KrasniyB!!!!
Red Sniper and Blu Scout drink together to have a night off, what could go wrong?!?
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Red Sniper and Blu Scout share a lot of beers and find out there's something between them
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