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mer au :3 by Gladumf
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 May 2025
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all of the fics in my mer au!
the mer au features grian as a marine biologist and mer scar :]
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Bookmarked by bluish-jay (Jos_has_too_many_hobbies)
11 Nov 2025
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Twenty years ago, an attack on the royal palace in Gilded Helianthia left its rulers dead and the country in turmoil. Little Princesa Perla was never seen again, feared to have been lost to the fire like her parents. Today, her former ward Lieutenant M.J. Sausage is the only person left who believes she must still be alive out there somewhere, posting a reward to the tune of fifty thousand gold for the one who can bring her home to him.
Oli Sound is a conman and a crook - he's always looking for the next windfall to keep him fed and sheltered just a few weeks longer, and he doesn't care who he has to lie to to do it. Pearl Moon, orphan and cleaning lady, feels a similar desperation. When their paths cross in the ruins of the abandoned palace, together they hatch a plan that might just get them out of poverty for good. All Pearl has to do is convince the old guard, without believing it herself, that she's the lost princess he's looking for.
It's gonna be a difficult journey, and a hell of a lie - but Oli reckons he'll take the bait for long enough that they can split the money and run. After all, she happens to look just like her!
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- English
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- 34,445
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by bluish-jay (Jos_has_too_many_hobbies)
11 Nov 2025
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Kalix's Boatem Knights Fics by hopepetal
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
29 Nov 2024
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- 7
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Bookmarked by bluish-jay (Jos_has_too_many_hobbies)
11 Nov 2025
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Blade-Three, also known as Three, is the living weapon of the Watchers. Conditioned to follow orders, it is meant to use its considerable strength, combat abilities, and total loyalty to obliterate the enemies of the Watchers. Of course, the "following orders" part comes first, which is how, when Listener agent Martyn InTheLittleWood comes along with the right command words, he manages to steal it.
Now, instead of missions that make any sense, Three must navigate as Martyn and his roommate Jimmy attempt to teach it how to be human, or at least enough of a person to be itself. It would help if either Martyn or Jimmy knew how to be human either, and if they weren't falling apart at the seams after the death of an old friend.
(And of course, there's the matter of Three's original identity, a question no one thinks to ask...)
Or: in which Evo had a bad end, and five years later, the pieces that were left behind start to accidentally fall back together.
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- English
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- 78,482
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Bookmarked by bluish-jay (Jos_has_too_many_hobbies)
11 Nov 2025
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too much (it was evidence that he was human) by valiant_skeleton
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Feb 2023
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“How would you feel about goin’ back to Empires? Maybe the Rift will turn you back into… put you back how you were.”
Tap Tap.
“No? But–”
Tap Tap. No, they couldn’t make him. This was terrible but he would not go back to that. He refused to give up the right to his burning lungs. He would not let his heart turn back to cotton and his joints back to plastic and his voice to a box. He would sooner die.
“Okay, okay, Tim. Take a breath. We’re not gonna make you go back. You’re okay. It’s going to be okay.”
in which the Rift turns jimmy back into a human and abruptly gaining the ability to smell, taste, touch, and breathe goes about as well for him as one might expect.
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- English
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- 5,359
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06 Jul 2025
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i wont be sleeping / there's too many monsters in the backyard by ripplingriver
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 May 2025
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Tango wants to reclaim a former love of his, shibari. His ex had used it against him to make him submit. Since then Tango had named bondage as a hard limit. However, ever since he had started his relationship with Skizz - plus Zed and Impulse, he wanted to try again. This is the story of how Tango reclaimed his love of bondage, building trust, and how even when you deem it impossible, you can heal.
Part of a series! Can be read as a standalone or part of the series :D
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The Exclusive Property of Lt. Henry Anderson by Fadedflame
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
15 Jan 2025
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Connor, traumatized and deviant from his brutal testing, escapes CyberLife by masquerading as a CX100 household android. Meanwhile, a well-meaning relative thinks Hank could use a little help with his day-to-day life as a single parent.
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15 Dec 2024
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Old friends have a way of haunting you, Hank had said once. Connor wasn’t sure if it was another metaphor eluding his understanding or something that he was expected to categorize as fact.
…He gets it now.
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15 Dec 2024
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In Which Keralis Is A Lovecraftian Nightmare And Problems Occur Because Of It.
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Bookmarked by Jos_has_too_many_hobbies
02 May 2024
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Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail by KristenMaraMusingsOnBuckyBarnes, owlet
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Jun 2018
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26 Apr 2024
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Killjoy Slang Dictionary by BlackoutCrypt
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: California (Comics)
30 Nov 2023
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For the last 3 years, I've been compiling Killjoy slang from various sources (sources linked in notes). This is a mix of canon and fan-made slang categorised in the different chapters.
Want me to remove your slang? Want me to add more? Want to report a mistake? Comment here or message me at @blackoutcrypt on Tumblr. I'll do my best to reply to you as soon as possible. I'm doing my best and learning how AO3 works, so if you see something that I have done wrong according to the way AO3 works (like chapter specific notes on multiple chapters), please inform me.
Seen an update and don't know what it was? Check the tags "slang book edit logs" / "slang book updates" on my Tumblr.
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12 Mar 2024
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Spock decides to start utilizing emojis during intraship messaging in an attempt to better communicate with human colleagues.
Reactions are mixed, but Kirk wholly approves of the results.
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Bookmarked by Jos_has_too_many_hobbies
29 Jan 2024
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The tablet hits the hard floor with an echoing clank- but it doesn’t shatter.
Part of Hunter really wants to break down sobbing right now. He resists the temptation and reaches for the tablet. As soon as his fingers brush against its surface, chills erupt across his skin. A strange yet familiar voice suddenly echoes in his mind- childlike laughter.
Hunter’s stomach drops as he realizes where he knows the voice from, snatching his hand back instantly.
But he can’t undo it.
The tablet glows bright blue, and something slithers out of it.
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Luz doesn’t trade places with Hunter, and he ends up facing Emperor Belos alone. Cast off and left for dead, Hunter’s out of options until he meets the Collector, who makes him an offer he can’t refuse.
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- English
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15 Jan 2024
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It’s not every day you almost hit somebody with your car - but then again, it’s not every day that the somebody in question falls directly out of the sky and into the road in front of you.
(or, a proposed "after" for martyn's datastream defender lore.)
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25 Aug 2023
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Ariana Griande was known for a lot of things.
She was playful.
She was pretty.
But most importantly, she was a star.
Although to Mumbo Jumbo, she was just Grian. Grian, wearing a silly costume, putting on a little show. Mumbo thought it a bit silly, honestly, these shows. He had never been to one himself. But when his friend, Scar, invites him to go to one of these shows, Mumbo realizes that Grian isn’t the only person apart of this performance
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22 Jul 2023
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Possession is Nine-Tenths by sparrowpassing
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Jul 2023
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Tango is a demon just trying to get by. Etho is a hunter trying to save his best friend.
Kidnapping, gardening, and a friendship that could have been.
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Bookmarked by Jos_has_too_many_hobbies
21 Jul 2023
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The void is singing.
It calls out for voices to join its choir, begging for souls to sate its unending hunger.
When Boatem heeds its call, can anything stop the spreading corruption, or is everyone doomed to drown in the abyss?
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- Part 1 of Sink Into The Abyss
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- 11/11
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- 137
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- 507
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14 May 2023
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Ouch, Fuck, Why does my stomach hurt???? by Eye_Dunn0
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Jun 2022
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Grian and Scar have just discovered that they're soulmates. And for the entirety of Double Life, soulmates can feel each other's pain.
So when Scar wakes up in the middle of the night and immediately starts crying from a pain in his stomach, his first instinct is to think that Grian got fucking stabbed.
Thankfully, Grian does not appear to be stabbed.
He is however, curled up in a little ball with his wings wrapped around him.
What the fuck is happening????
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12 May 2023
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you say the whole world's ending (honey, it already did) by wisepuma23, zedif_y
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
10 May 2023
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Magic splits across the void like a lightning bolt, straight into his soul, red-hot and fiery. It’s a noise of color in an otherwise dull and endless blackness. His drink shatters onto the ground as Impulse snaps up. Brimstone and sulfur choke his tongue as he stumbles toward the Swaggon port window.
Someone is summoning him.
No, not just anyone.
Tango.
Bookmarked by Jos_has_too_many_hobbies
12 May 2023
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On The Linguistic Differences Of Vex And Allay Naming Styles by EntropicThyme
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
11 May 2023
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“You should give the redstone back, though.” Scar admonished.
“Fine, I’ll do it next time I see Missedwhochangesandwireswielderofcrystalfollyofspoonstolenthinkingmoustacheandboundtoresistor.” the allay sighed, folding their tiny arms.
“Good, because he’s coming over here right now!”
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Hermit-A-Day May Day 11: What if Scar could talk to allays?
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- Part 11 of Entropy's Hermit-A-Day May 2023
- Language:
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- 1,167
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Jos_has_too_many_hobbies
12 May 2023