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According to Council records, the Fulgur Ovium Zedaph Pleighs and his two co-workers - the Ignis Petra Tango of the Tek Clan and the Inferni ImpulseSV - are officially called Sapience Outreach Specialists. They jokingly refer to themselves though as the First Contact Crew. It’s up to them to determine the sentience and sapience of alien races that either volunteer or are brought to them by the Council.
And recently the Council has brought them one hell of a challenge: determine the sentience and sapience of a recently discovered species called Terrans using an individual that they nickname Blue.Meanwhile Skizz just wants to be treated like a person by the aliens that abducted him and go back to Earth…
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- Part 1 of So Much For Stardust Verse
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12 Aug 2026
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The Cut-Tongue Sparrow by Aard_Rinn
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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Tommy claws his way out of the Dream SMP tooth and claw - carves through the walls keeping him in and takes a leap.
He doesn't wind up where he expected - and there are a lot of differences between Dream SMP and Hermitcraft.
Tommy's a fighter, though. He'll be fine.
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- Part 1 of Hermit!Tommy Crossover AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 164,049
- Chapters:
- 55/55
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20 Mar 2026
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Healing Starts With Asking by BlootBluet, youre-so-pretty-wow (BlootBluet)
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP
29 Oct 2025
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Grian needs to heal. But it's so hard when his past is a monster, lurking in the shadows and ready to pounce at the slightest indication of weakness, ready to tear him apart from the inside if he can't get his act together.
And he just can’t seem to get his act together.
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Grian is very much not okay and dealing with a past that seems to follow him wherever he goes.
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11 Mar 2026
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Teach me how to be okay by unfortunately_i_exist
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
05 May 2022
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“Sapnap, I swear, I’m sorry, I just wanted-” And fuck that was worse, worse than when Quackity accidentally called them Schlatt in the throes of his terror because it meant Quackity knew who he was and that wasn’t enough to deter his fear.
“It’s okay,” He reassured instantly, holding up his hands in what he hoped was a non-threatening gesture. Quackity flinched into the wall, his body shaking so hard Sapnap was a little worried he was having a seizure. Fuck, fuck, fuck, he was unbearably horrible at this. His mistakes were so beyond amateur you would think he’s never dealt with this before. What had worked in the past? “Are you okay?” He asked, redundantly because Quackity sure as fuck wasn’t okay and what kind of a stupid question was that-
Or, Sapnap tries to help Quackity, specifically through the lens of food-related trauma
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07 Feb 2026
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18 May 2025
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***
"Techno?"
"Yeah Tommy?"
"What does the sky look like?"
Techno paused, the question, like most of Tommy's questions made his heart ache for reasons he didn't understand.
"I'll show it to you one day" he doesn't know why he says that, he knows by now not to make promises he doesn't know he can keep.
"Really?"
"I promise" and he swears to himself he'll find a way to keep it.
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Or Techno is a hero on a mission that quickly gets derailed when he meets Tommy, a boy who's spent his whole life locked in one room with only Dream, the biggest villain of the century, for company.
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- Part 1 of Born to Fly, Destined to Burn
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- English
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- 66,324
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- 25/25
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17 Apr 2024
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Little Golden Snowstorm by Archer_V_Deadman
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Apr 2022
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Techno finds a raccoon child in need of help, so he decides to at least take him home to make sure he doesn't die. (he might have gotten attached)
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Tommy didn't mean to get stabbed, really. Now he's gotta put up with some piglin guy trying to feed him some mushroom soup. (maybe he's not so bad?)
.Or Tommy and Techno find each other in desperate times, and maybe friendship (family?) might be the solution to their problems.
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- Part 1 of Weather of my Heart
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- English
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- 93,545
- Chapters:
- 27/27
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- 16
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18 Mar 2024
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All the stories warn against going into the woods, warn about creatures hiding there. They say there are lilting voices singing from the shadows, promising glittering daydreams with sharp teeth. They say the creatures there will take you far away to never be seen again.
There was a boy, the village whisperers, safely in the circle of light, glancing over their shoulders at the trees beyond it. There was a boy who strayed too far.
They say you can still hear his laughter as it’s carried on a breeze, bright and wild, like youth frozen in amber, like ghosts falling delicate from the branches.
(Strange things happen to boys who linger too long beyond the veil. Magic infects like a disease, like rot, eating away everything human that lingers, until his eyes are an unbroken summer sky blue and there are flowers in his hair and he sings with a voice that haunts the shadows.)
(Here is our story: A boy goes home.)
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- English
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- 7,512
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- 1/1
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08 Mar 2024
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Forever and Ever (Fae SBI au) by LuckyPhantom
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Oct 2021
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My SBI fae AU!!
Searching (for you, of course) - Tommy's story
Found (you, at last) - SBI POV of SearchingWaiting (for you to ask) - Wilbur's story
Giving (you what you need) - Techno's story
And now we're all done :3
- Words:
- 32,029
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- 4
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- 489
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08 Mar 2024
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Vampire TommyInnit by Impala_Cherry_Trickster
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Feb 2022
- Words:
- 42,297
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- 8
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01 Mar 2024
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Extension by dancewiththewaves (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 May 2021
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"That was Floaty. Or at least, that's what I'm calling him. Fucking kid won't tell us his name," Dream carried on like nothing had happened, and from beside Techno, Wilbur started wheezing like he was dying. "I think he's twelve or thirteen. Wind magic, he's quick and real snarky, very malnourished, blind-"
"Wait, blind?" Techno peered harder at the communicator. Wilbur stopped laughing. "How the hell is he able to slip by you then?"
"Uses the air currents like feelers, I think," Dream's breath was coming heavier as he carried on running. "Gets an idea of where things are in relation to him. He doesn't always get it right, sometimes there are cracks in things big enough to feel like an escape route and he slams into a wall. Or he doesn't angle close enough to the ground and trips on things. He's uh-" Dream flipped the communicator around, and Techno blinked as Bad flew through the air, screeching the whole way. "He's slippery."
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TLDR: Blindinnit has wind magic and gets himself adopted by the Antarctic Empire's royal family.
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- Part 2 of Writing 'bout block mens
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- English
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- 72,600
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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- 93
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- 5,476
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28 Feb 2024
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from ice to water by Drhair76, plantform, snoopysfrog
Fandom Dream SMP, Icing Those Hurts - Fandom
04 May 2026
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A Winter Olympics DSMP AU where Tommy is a figure skater and the SMP hockey team notice him being mistreated
- Words:
- 175,708
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- 13
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23 Feb 2024
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
- Language:
- English
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- 162,647
- Chapters:
- 37/?
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- 96
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- 8,569
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22 Feb 2024
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Guitar Strings and Keyrings AU by Anonymous
Fandom Dream SMP, Dream SMP - Roleplay, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Mar 2022
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A series where Techno is Phil's adopted son and is learning to handle the two foster children he takes in - Tommy and Wilbur.
'Guitar Strings And Keyrings are What it Takes to Build a Home' is the main fic and is the first on in the series.
Short oneshots from Wilbur's pov can also be found here and tie in with the events of the main fic.
- Words:
- 114,475
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- 5
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- 189
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14 Feb 2024
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i can't lose hope (what's left of my heart's still made of gold) by blladnna
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
07 Apr 2022
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This kid was so small.
That was Phil’s first thought upon opening his front door—that the kid on his front porch was so small. Too small for the warnings heaped upon Phil by the state, warnings of wild magic and dangerous words, of the treachery and trickery that came hand in hand with the legends of the fae. Phil had known many fae over the course of his lifetime, both kind and cruel. The kid on the front porch just looked like a kid.
He just looked scared.Or: Phil signs up to be a foster parent and ends up just stacking traumatized kids in his house.
- Language:
- English
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- 40,965
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 16
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- 1,424
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- 5,456
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- 1,073
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- 104,526
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26 Jan 2024
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paint me with bruises (and love the bruises) by allieae for mwahjjunie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 May 2023
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"Don't do anything to him," Tommy manages, heartbeat throbbing and throbbing. "Please."
Wilbur frowns, but it's Techno who steps forward. "Tommy, he's not going to do anything," Techno tells him cautiously. "You don't need to worry, alright?"
To you, Tommy would say, if he was stronger. He's not going to do anything to you.
But he doesn't. Tommy keeps his mouth shut—whatever it takes to stay.
When Techno and Wilbur Soot-Watson anger a bully, it shouldn't be an issue. They are as untouchable as they can get, for students anyway.
It's unfortunate that Tommy, their foster brother, isn't. Being their soft spot, it only makes sense that he becomes the next target.
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- Part 1 of bruises-verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,361
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 910
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- 7,282
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20 Jan 2024
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take this compass, follow it home by lightning_anon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
09 May 2021
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Tommy's a fuck up, he can't pay attention, and never sits still. He taps his hands, pushes people away, and has never had a best friend. He's a screwed up, forgotten kid lost in the foster system. He's also just been placed with a new family. Tommy knows how this goes, he never ends up staying long. After all, no one wants a fuck up like him.
Why would this house be any different?
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Or: the obligatory sbi foster au, but with a focus on the neurodivergent kids that inevitably get lost in the system.
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- Part 1 of encompass
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,689
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- 12/12
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- 3,331
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- 15,397
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06 Jan 2024
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Reparations by Dacelin for dreamsofspike
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Apr 2020
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If Gabriel hadn't contacted Aziraphale, how much longer might he have kept Crowley before things fell apart? What would have been left of Crowley if that had happened? What if Heaven discovered the truth of what Gabriel was doing? What would they do with Gabriel's broken demon?
A lengthy alternative ending to dreamsofspike's Repossession.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 91,803
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 2,321
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- 1,658
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- 248
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- 38,094
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08 Nov 2023
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Inspired by this Tumblr post https://captainkirkk.tumblr.com/post/628849887874842624/au-where-the-war-ends-for-reasons-fire-lord as well as the myriad of fics already written about it.
Hakoda, Chief of the Southern Water Tribe, is busy. He's mourning his wife, trying to reconcile that grief and his burgeoning relationship with his second-in-command, raising two pre-teens, and navigating a tenuous peace. He does not need anything else on his plate.
Unfortunately, the Spirits have other plans for him.
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A letter, a ship, and a child turn Hakoda's entire life upside-down again, not even one year after Kya's death.
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- Part 1 of places to bury me
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 68,972
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 299
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- 1,793
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- 383
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03 Nov 2023
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Eight’s Dndads Halloween Fics (2023) by orphan_account
Fandom Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast), Sons and Sonsability - Fandom
13 Oct 2023
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- 9,849
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- 5
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11 Oct 2023