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statement #360 ends by fps2017
Fandoms: Speedrun Academy - Evbo (web series), Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
17 Aug 2026
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I have not always been like this. I couldn't have been, it's not possible, I know I have never felt this wanting before, not even when I was young and hungry. And there was a before. There was a time when I was young. When this did not live in me. There must have been.
The End is vaster than what you think. I'd never seen it before. My own professor kicked me out when I admitted I'd never grazed the black scales and I was so worried. I remember it, that fear before the End portal because something would stop me, take me instead of the Dragon, and maybe that was why.
You do not teach us about the End. I'm supposed to already know all about it. I've wasted my youth starving for food instead of knowledge.
And you have been no help. Your simulations insult any pursuit of the truth. They barely have any worth. They aren't honest. I know. I have seen it, the End broken through false starry night, and it is so much more. So beautiful. It took my breath away and then my saturation and then my time and then my —
It will take more. I cannot help it, believe me, I'm sorry, I hold no ill will at all, I'm just — I am just so hungry.
— Statement #360 A, unknown Coal student.
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enter c(arcosa) through stage left by fps2017
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
16 Aug 2026
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As the two costars of the new up and coming Wifies film A World that Doesn't Exist grow closer and closer over time, the lines between actor and character begin to blur together until it all comes to a head as the film itself threatens to become their reality, leaving them desperate to revise the script of their tragedy.
or: the horrific production of "A World that Doesn't Exist".
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leave c(arcosa) through stage right by fps2017
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
08 Aug 2026
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this is not the full fic this is
As the two costars of the new up and coming Wifies film A World that Doesn't Exist grow closer and closer over time, the lines between actor and character begin to blur together until it all comes to a head as the film itself threatens to become their reality, leaving them desperate to revise the script of their tragedy.
or: the horrific production of "A World that Doesn't Exist".
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picky eater (stop your whining) by fps2017 for Dovalore, m1ss1ngt3xtur3
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
15 Jul 2026
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A player is simply unable to leave the Noob layer unscathed. The fact that the layer has left its mark on God himself, his body, his psyche, his holiness is not startling but instead predictable.
Still, it's a shame that his Champion is meant to shoulder the weight of that injustice.
But what else can a Champion to do when their God is the one who lies to them, his hand the one that both feeds and strikes?
What else can EMF be but loyal?
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- Part 1 of the extraction of autonomy
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“I didn’t know if I would [do well] either,” Axis says, which feels exactly like I don’t know if I love you anymore.
You’re done?” I whisper, into the helmet. I have never even thought about this before. I am cold, sweat soaked, and shivering with adrenaline comedown, drawn out like a tendon in high heels, a just-off-the-dance-floor feeling, post-voracious, satisfied. Why would we choose anything else? Why would we give this up? When it feels so good to do it? When I love it so much?
— from I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter by Isabel Fall.
A jailbroken Hunt model and a runaway Red 1443 pilot do the only thing they can in the wake of newfound obsolescence: run.
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the extraction of autonomy by Dyslexic_Gremlin (Combustible_Stardust), fps2017, m1ss1ngt3xtur3, SympathyTea
Fandom Evboverse Against Woke (Tumblr), Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft But It's A Simulation (Web Series), Naked & Afraid SMP, Parkour Civilization (Web Series), PVP Civilization (Web Series)
15 Jul 2026
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sunhats and other things covered by a discount by fps2017
Fandom Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
12 Jan 2026
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clownbo vampire au
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a rewrite of picky eater (stop your whining).
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the issues of forced rehabilitation: split into three parts.
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MIRROR by Flickersprout
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), The Wifies Debunk Saga (Web Series)
04 Jun 2025
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Wifies has a lot of time to think after pulling off his own disappearance. He spends a bit of it going to satiate curiosity.
The man at the desk looks up in surprise, then his face morphs into amused incredulity. "Look who's come crawling back."
Wifies raises an eyebrow right back. "Look who's in the exact same spot I left him."
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- Part 16 of Author's favorites
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I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Jul 2026
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What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
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Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
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What is Light to do when he wakes up after his life as a Shinigami is over, only to find himself with both his memories and his life back to the way it was before...with the Death Note in his school bag?
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L rubs his thumb against his lip, “and you suspect you know who Kira is?”
“I’m Kira.” Light replies.
“I see,” L murmurs, “so this is a confession?”
“Of sorts,” Light prefaces. “That is to say; I was Kira, until three days ago, but now I need your help to prove it and stop whatever I’ve put in motion.”
“You better start from the beginning.”
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Z decides to visit a pawn shop one day in hopes to clear his spring break boredom. In the process he finds a nearly pristine iMac from 2006 on a back shelf.
He notices nothing wrong with it but a purple "M" written in crayon on the back of it. And decides to purchase it.
It was (probably) the worst 200 he's ever spent.