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Ghosts Are Social Creatures by KuuPasta
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
05 Nov 2025
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When Danny gets captured by the GIW, he's stuck there for awhile. When he gets out? all he can think about is how his body needs fresh ectoplasm and somewhere safe he can rest. This leads him on a trip, to a city called Gotham to help a wayward Halfa.
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❤️
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A little accidental adoption never hurt anyone! Right? by RoseyWriter
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
07 Mar 2025
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After Constantine meets the supposed High King of the Infinite Realms, they make a deal. It helps them both out, but neither seems to realize it's not just a deal anymore...well except Clockwork, but he's leaving them be for now.
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Constantine accidentally adopts Danny but doesn't realize it anytime soon.
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Batman Meets John Constantine, Then John Constantine Meets Vampire Robin by Incorrigible_Cat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
25 Dec 2024
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Not everyone in the Justice League believes that Batman is human. In fact, many believe he’s a vampire. Batman’s not a vampire, but the same cannot be said about some members of his family.
What happens when Batman, protective of his vampire family, meets John Constantine, who can tell Batman has vampiric connections? Obviously, things don’t go so well, but then what happens when John Constantine meets vampire Robin?
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The Almost Alien Orphan by Nory_Gail for fuckyeahphantom
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
21 Jan 2025
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Can Bruce's day ever go the way it's supposed to?
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- Part 1 of Ghastly Heroics
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The Peacock Chronicles by bongo_balderdash
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Jan 2023
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John Constantine needs help closing up a Lazarus Pit in Gotham. Danny Phantom can close up Lazarus Pits. This should be a perfectly straightforward arrangement between two people with the same interests in mind- unfortunately, Danny's intentions end up just a tad lost in translation.
Constantine should've known doing a favour for a guy like Batman would be a mistake.
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- Part 1 of The Peacock Au
- Part 4 of Bongo's DP/DC Zone!!
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- 3/3
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FruitBat by maplesnmulberries
Fandoms: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Batman and Robin (Comics), Robin: Son of Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League of America (Comics), Justice League Dark (Comics)
28 Sep 2025
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After a magic battle, Bruce gets turned into a literal bat.
His kids take care of him while the Justice League finds a cure.
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- Part 6 of Bat Drabbles
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It was like some form of karmic justice. The kids all had had their stints on the chandelier. It was Bruce's turn.
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The Peacock Au by bongo_balderdash
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Jan 2023
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fun times with eldritch horror Danny
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"John Constantine needs help closing up a Lazarus Pit in Gotham. Danny Phantom can close up Lazarus Pits. This should be a perfectly straightforward arrangement between two people with the same interests in mind- unfortunately, Danny's intentions end up just a tad lost in translation.
Constantine should've known doing a favour for a guy like Batman would be a mistake."
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Tim in the Riordanverse by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan
15 Oct 2025
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A series of interconnected one-shots featuring Tim as a demigod from Camp Half-blood, a magician from Kane Chronicles, etc.
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Tim Drake as a demigod
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Joint Filing Status by ew_selfish_art
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
15 Mar 2023
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Based in part on ggomos-maribat's tumblr post about Damian and Marinette being casual about being married.
Ladybug and her team join the Justice League, and honestly, she should have expected that this level of organization would require a ton of meetings. Frazzled but surviving it, Ladybug gets to her meeting way too early after her computer fails to update time zones. Robin, who considers 15 minutes early to mean punctual, shows up in a good mood after some big life news and they get to talking.
Unfortunately, the second their fingers touch they become soul bonded.
TL;DR: Ladybug and Robin navigate suddenly being spiritually married, the whole watchtower somehow finds out and wouldn't you know it, they make a great pair. Power couple bullshit, Secret identity shenanigans, and lots of calling each other husband and wife. But like, casually.
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- 5/5
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I loved this
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Nico Trades Mythomagic Cards For A Mans Life by Remarcely
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
23 May 2023
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“This is a mess.” Hades huffed.
“I think the demon Trigon is going to punch that angel.” Nico mused, struggling to hide the grin growing on his face “If they damage the throne room, I believe Persephone might knock them both down herself.”
It wasn’t an ill-made prediction, Persephone was stood at the bottom of the steps glaring at the crowd with her hands on her hips. Nico winced in momentary sympathy for the rabble; he’d been on the end of her wrath before.
“Hm,” Hades hummed in agreement “Have you been watching the soul?”
Nico followed his father’s line of sight to where a half-transparent man in a long light brown trench coat sat on the floor, cross-legged, looking far too pleased with himself. He was turning his head back and forth between the two loudest arguers of the crowd, stifling laughter behind his fist.
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- Part 4 of DCU Short Stories
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Constant(ly) Strange by ghost_writer616
Fandoms: DCU, Hellblazer, Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jun 2025
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"...What the hell," Strange croaked.
"You're not a demon," Batman said suspiciously.
"No," Strange snapped. "I'm a very busy man who was about to enjoy my morning espresso before someone yanked me across realities." He pointed accusingly at Constantine. "Was this you?"
John raised his hands, grinning. "Well, look who finally crawled out of his multiversal Airbnb."
Or; The JL summoned the sorcerer supreme expecting a powerful maybe demon … they get a tired doctor.
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- Part 2 of Summoning ‘n shit
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John Constantine‘s Infinite Trouble With The Infinite Realms by JoyLess_NightSky
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU, DCxDP - Fandom, DP x DC - Fandom, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League Dark
05 Jul 2023
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Just a place to put all the DC/DP crossover fics where the Interaction of Danny Fenton and John Constantine are an essential part of the story. Just because I like writing and reading their interactions and, well, I can.
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Tim Drake AU's by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandom: Addams Family - All Media Types, Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Alice in Wonderland (Movies - Burton), Ancient Celtic Religions & Lore, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Assassination Classroom, Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, Batman Contagion ( Comics), Batman Eternal (Comics), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Constantine (Comic), Constantine (Comics), Constantine (TV), Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Cooking Companions (Video Game), Coraline (2009), Coraline - All Media Types, Critical Role (Web Series), Danny Phantom, DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Faerie Folklore, Five Nights at Freddy's, German Mythology, Gotham City Sirens (Comics), Gravity Falls, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Grimm (TV), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), House of Anubis, Irish mythology & folklore - Fandom, John Wick (Movies), Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (Cartoon), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League Dark (2017), KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Murder Drones (Web Series), My Babysitter's A Vampire, Mythology & Folklore - Fandom, Norse Religion & Lore, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), Slavic Mythology & Folklore, Superboy (Comics), Supernatural (TV 2005), Teen Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Teen Wolf (TV), The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan, The Maze Runner (Movies), The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types, The Originals (TV), The Sandman (Comics), Under the Red Hood, Undertale (Video Game), Welcome to Night Vale, Wonder Woman (Comics), Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice (Comics)
10 Nov 2025
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All stories about Tim Drake. May contain multiverse aspects, canon stories, fix-its, crossovers, etc.
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Обожаю этот сборник💘✨
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Hell's Next Top Model by Blue_lotus for ifyoucandaniell
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days, Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics)
03 Aug 2024
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Under the apprenticeship of John Constantine, Jason's no stranger to odd situations. He's died and been resurrected, has learned magic from the most unconventional of teachers, and has magic soul swords. Still, walking the runway to repay a debt is not exactly what he was expecting when he decided to learn under the Hellblazer himself.
(Crack AU of my other fic, Hellblazer's Apprentice. You'll want to read that to understand :) )
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- Part 2 of The Hellblazer and Hood
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Gold that Rhines by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Norse Religion & Lore, Constantine (Comics)
18 Jul 2024
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An ancient curse that's supposed to destroy the Norse pantheon
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A modern-day Tim Drake and a mildly concerned ConstantineWhat can go wrong?
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- Part 136 of Tim Drake AU's
- Part 6 of Tim Drake: Myth and Legend
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The House is Screaming by Little_Ghoast
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, DCU (Comics), Justice League Action (Cartoon), Phasmophobia (Video Game)
23 Mar 2025
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John Constantine gets saddled with the groundwork of a burgeoning missing person's case and runs into a gang of paranormal investigators (no not that one) which are more than meets the eye.
This is technically a sequel to Infernal Forgemaster but you don't have to have read that to understand this.
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- Part 2 of HC x DC
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PLEASE let this be a normal field trip (group chat) by alittleinsane
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
06 Oct 2025
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Jason thinks maybe he’s seen all group chats have to offer. Maybe he knows what they are.
But ohhhh boy was he wrong.
There are like, twenty-odd numbers here. Jason knows none of them. What the fuck. Texts flood his phone —his personal phone. How the fuck did that happen and who the fuck did it.
Someone names the chat ‘magic users (vigilantes)’
Someone texts “I’m not a vigilante.”
Someone renames the chat to just a period under the logic, “Too conspicuous and also not entirely accurate.”
Jason wonders if the previous chat name implies that there’s a chat for villains as well.
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what if all the silly little magic DC skrunkles had a group chat and jason ended up getting involved lmao
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What can you see but never touch? (What can you touch but never truly leave behind?) by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Batman - All Media Types
31 Oct 2025
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Janet Drake leaves behind her country, her family, her heritage and her responsibilities.
It comes back to haunt her years later when her son asks her what the golden net around the world is and why it was gold for a moment.
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- Part 163 of Tim Drake AU's
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Theme: we pray, coldplay
or cold shoulder, 8 graves
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What people do for their soul! by Dark_Nymphs_translates (Dunkle_Nymphen)
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
08 Sep 2025
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To get Jason's soul back, Roy and Jason have to do Constantine a favor.
It's as bad as it sounds.Or: Constantine has his fun. Roy and Jason suffer.
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We all have our secrets by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Constantine (TV)
08 Sep 2020
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It isn't unusual for Constantine to show up at the batcave, he enjoys annoying Bats. It is however, unusual for him to kidnap Tim while there.
Follow the Batfamily as they discover the history that Tim never told them. The story filled with magic, demons, magicians and John Constantine in the middle of it.
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- Part 11 of Tim Drake AU's
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- 3/3
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