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Batman Meets John Constantine, Then John Constantine Meets Vampire Robin by Incorrigible_Cat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
25 Dec 2024
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Not everyone in the Justice League believes that Batman is human. In fact, many believe he’s a vampire. Batman’s not a vampire, but the same cannot be said about some members of his family.
What happens when Batman, protective of his vampire family, meets John Constantine, who can tell Batman has vampiric connections? Obviously, things don’t go so well, but then what happens when John Constantine meets vampire Robin?
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The Almost Alien Orphan by Nory_Gail for fuckyeahphantom
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
21 Jan 2025
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Can Bruce's day ever go the way it's supposed to?
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- Part 1 of Ghastly Heroics
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The Peacock Chronicles by bongo_balderdash
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Jan 2023
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John Constantine needs help closing up a Lazarus Pit in Gotham. Danny Phantom can close up Lazarus Pits. This should be a perfectly straightforward arrangement between two people with the same interests in mind- unfortunately, Danny's intentions end up just a tad lost in translation.
Constantine should've known doing a favour for a guy like Batman would be a mistake.
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- Part 1 of The Peacock Au
- Part 4 of Bongo's DP/DC Zone!!
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- 5,418
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- 3/3
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Tim in the Riordanverse by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan
15 Oct 2025
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A series of interconnected one-shots featuring Tim as a demigod from Camp Half-blood, a magician from Kane Chronicles, etc.
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Tim Drake as a demigod
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Nico Trades Mythomagic Cards For A Mans Life by Remarcely
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
23 May 2023
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“This is a mess.” Hades huffed.
“I think the demon Trigon is going to punch that angel.” Nico mused, struggling to hide the grin growing on his face “If they damage the throne room, I believe Persephone might knock them both down herself.”
It wasn’t an ill-made prediction, Persephone was stood at the bottom of the steps glaring at the crowd with her hands on her hips. Nico winced in momentary sympathy for the rabble; he’d been on the end of her wrath before.
“Hm,” Hades hummed in agreement “Have you been watching the soul?”
Nico followed his father’s line of sight to where a half-transparent man in a long light brown trench coat sat on the floor, cross-legged, looking far too pleased with himself. He was turning his head back and forth between the two loudest arguers of the crowd, stifling laughter behind his fist.
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- Part 4 of DCU Short Stories
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Constant(ly) Strange by ghost_writer616
Fandoms: DCU, Hellblazer, Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jun 2025
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"...What the hell," Strange croaked.
"You're not a demon," Batman said suspiciously.
"No," Strange snapped. "I'm a very busy man who was about to enjoy my morning espresso before someone yanked me across realities." He pointed accusingly at Constantine. "Was this you?"
John raised his hands, grinning. "Well, look who finally crawled out of his multiversal Airbnb."
Or; The JL summoned the sorcerer supreme expecting a powerful maybe demon … they get a tired doctor.
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- Part 2 of Summoning ‘n shit
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John Constantine‘s Infinite Trouble With The Infinite Realms by JoyLess_NightSky
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU, DCxDP - Fandom, DP x DC - Fandom, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League Dark
05 Jul 2023
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Just a place to put all the DC/DP crossover fics where the Interaction of Danny Fenton and John Constantine are an essential part of the story. Just because I like writing and reading their interactions and, well, I can.
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Hell's Next Top Model by Blue_lotus for ifyoucandaniell
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days, Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics)
03 Aug 2024
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Under the apprenticeship of John Constantine, Jason's no stranger to odd situations. He's died and been resurrected, has learned magic from the most unconventional of teachers, and has magic soul swords. Still, walking the runway to repay a debt is not exactly what he was expecting when he decided to learn under the Hellblazer himself.
(Crack AU of my other fic, Hellblazer's Apprentice. You'll want to read that to understand :) )
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- Part 2 of The Hellblazer and Hood
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Gold that Rhines by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Norse Religion & Lore, Constantine (Comics)
18 Jul 2024
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An ancient curse that's supposed to destroy the Norse pantheon
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A modern-day Tim Drake and a mildly concerned ConstantineWhat can go wrong?
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- Part 136 of Tim Drake AU's
- Part 6 of Tim Drake: Myth and Legend
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The House is Screaming by Little_Ghoast
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, DCU (Comics), Justice League Action (Cartoon), Phasmophobia (Video Game)
23 Mar 2025
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John Constantine gets saddled with the groundwork of a burgeoning missing person's case and runs into a gang of paranormal investigators (no not that one) which are more than meets the eye.
This is technically a sequel to Infernal Forgemaster but you don't have to have read that to understand this.
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- Part 2 of HC x DC
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PLEASE let this be a normal field trip (group chat) by alittleinsane
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
06 Oct 2025
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Jason thinks maybe he’s seen all group chats have to offer. Maybe he knows what they are.
But ohhhh boy was he wrong.
There are like, twenty-odd numbers here. Jason knows none of them. What the fuck. Texts flood his phone —his personal phone. How the fuck did that happen and who the fuck did it.
Someone names the chat ‘magic users (vigilantes)’
Someone texts “I’m not a vigilante.”
Someone renames the chat to just a period under the logic, “Too conspicuous and also not entirely accurate.”
Jason wonders if the previous chat name implies that there’s a chat for villains as well.
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what if all the silly little magic DC skrunkles had a group chat and jason ended up getting involved lmao
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What people do for their soul! by Dark_Nymphs_translates (Dunkle_Nymphen)
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
08 Sep 2025
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To get Jason's soul back, Roy and Jason have to do Constantine a favor.
It's as bad as it sounds.Or: Constantine has his fun. Roy and Jason suffer.
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365 Days of One Word Prompts (and my Suffering) by Anonymous
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Constantine (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV), DCU, DCU (Comics), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Doctor Who (2005), Gotham Knights (Video Game 2021), Gotham Knights (Video Game 2022), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Harley Quinn (Comics), Hellblazer, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Justice League - All Media Types, Klarion (Comics), Magisterium Series - Holly Black & Cassandra Clare, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Merlin (TV), Miraculous Ladybug, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Nightwing (Comics), Original Work, Poison Ivy (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Signs (2002), Smallville, Sonic Prime (Cartoon 2022), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Superboy (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Supernatural (TV 2005), Teen Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Temeraire - Naomi Novik, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2021), The Batman (Movie 2022), The Flash (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, The Umbrella Academy (TV), Titans (Comics), Warriors - Erin Hunter, White Collar (TV 2009), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
21 May 2023
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Jan 1:
I am suffering.png and I have 365 days of torture ahead of me....
I regret everything and nothing and I hope y'all can help me power through this year of much words, very write...yoink...- Words:
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to catch & to sing the sun in flight by ghostinthecorner
Fandom: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU, Grayson (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Nightwing (Comics)
29 Dec 2024
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Strange things are happening in the Manor and Dick decides to get to the bottom of it.
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The Death of a Peaceful Mind by Dreamweaver312
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
21 Sep 2025
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Connor Kent goes back in time to try and stop the war between Earth and the Infinite realms. Unfortunately, his mind isn't processing the deaths he had witnessed or the war he fought in very well. With hundreds of deaths on his hands, his mental state snaps and he takes a more villainous approach the more his mind shatters.
God sent him as karma after all. He was going to destroy the GIW. He was going to hunt down those false heros for sport. He was going to get revenge on Superman for every abuse he was forced to endure.
The lines between Justice and vengeance blur as he figures out his friends are never coming back if he changes the past. His true partners were dead. Dan, Dick? These are different from his people. Copies. He is alone and his sanity is tanking as he believes everything he does is for the greater good of the realms, his former home he can't return to.
Can he fix things? Can he really get them back on his own or will he succumb to causing the end he is trying to prevent? Once he crosses the line is there really any going back?
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- Part 2 of Echoes of Betrayal
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Déjà vu by T67
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Titans (Comics)
15 Sep 2025
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Five, just five by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Constantine (Comic), Five Nights at Freddy's, Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics)
12 May 2022
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All Tim Drake/ FNAF crossovers
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John groaned, head in his hands before he collected himself. Okay. Whatever. Taking the last drag of his cigarette he put it out by twisting it on the coffee table.
“So,” he started. “What do you want?”
“A friend of yours told me that you know your way around spells and magic.”
“I don’t have friends,” John stated, deathly calm.
The boy gave him an innocent, but impish smile that screamed "Welp, what can you do?"
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The devil, the justice league… and john by Mythology_Freak87
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV), DCU, Constantine (TV), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
28 Sep 2025
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Saw something on tumblr about John annoying Lucifer and decided I was bored enough to write something.
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