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- No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
- Gen, Other, F/M, Multi
- Series in Progress
28 Aug 2022
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Technoblade & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Phil | Ph1LzA & Kristin | Trixtin
- Lagos the Dreamweaver & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Phil | Ph1LzA & Wilbur Soot
- Lagos The Dreamweaver & Technoblade & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Kristin | Trixtin & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Wilbur Soot & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Foolish Gamers & Phil | Ph1LzA
- BadBoyHalo & Skeppy
- Catboy & Cornelius
- Lagos the Dreamweaver & Daydream
- Wilbur Soot & Technoblade
- Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & Kristin | Trixtin & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Kristin | Trixtin/Phil | Ph1LzA
- Wilbur Soot/Sally
- Jschlatt & Wilbur Soot
- Wilbur Soot/Sally Soot
- Fundy & Wilbur Soot
- Fundy & Wilbur Soot & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Fundy & Sally Soot
- Fundy & Wilbur Soot & Sally Soot
- TommyInnit & Phil | Ph1LzA
- George Lore | Georgenotfound & Sapnap
- Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit
- Wilbur Soot & Fundy
- Phil | Ph1LzA & Tubbo Underscore
- Jschlatt & Tubbo Underscore
- Karl Jacobs/Sapnap
- Technoblade & Lagos the Dreamweaver
- Technoblade & Lagos the Dreamweaver & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Wilbur Soot & Fundy | ItsFundy
- Lagos the Dreamweaver & Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit
- Wilbur Soot & Eret
- Wilbur Soot & Fundy & TommyInnIt
- Quackity/Jschlatt
- TommyInnit & Lagos The Dreamweaver
- Fundy | ItsFundy & Wilbur Soot
- Wilbur Soot & Quackity
- Wilbur Soot & Jschlatt
- TommyInnit & Technoblade
- Wilbur Soot & Philza
- Quackity & Wilbur Soot
- Wilbur Soot & Niki | Nihachu
- Ranboo & Tubbo Underscore
- Wilbur Soot & Lagos The Dreamweaver
- Phil | Ph1LzA & TommyInnit
- Phil | Ph1LzA & Ghostbur
- Phil | Ph1LzA & Technoblade
- Phil | Ph1LzA & Fundy | ItsFundy
- Phil | Ph1LzA/Kristin | Trixtin
- quackity/sapnap/karl jacobs
- TommyInnit & Ghostbur
- Niki | Nihachu/Puffy | CaptainPuffy
- Quackity & Technoblade
- Quackity & Tubbo Underscore
- Phil | Ph1LzA & TommyInnit & Tubbo Underscore
- Lagos The Dreamweaver & TommyInnit
- Phil | Ph1LzA & Technoblade & TommyInnit
- Technoblade & Phil | Ph1Lza & Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit
- Technoblade & TommyInnit
- Technoblade & Phil | Ph1LzA & Lagos The Dreamweaver
- Technoblade & Phil | Ph1LzA & TommyInnit
- TommyInnit & Tubbo Underscore
- Fundy | ItsFundy & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Ranboo & Technoblade & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Lagos The Dreamweaver & Punz
- Tommyinnit & Wilbur Soot
- Wilbur Soot & Sally Soot
- Phil | Ph1LzA & Ranboo
- Ponk/ Sam | Awesamdude
- Punz & Lagos the Dreamweaver
- Benihime & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Niki | Nihachu & Jack Manifold
- Niki | Nihachu & Jack Manifold & TommyInnit
- TommyInnit & Sam Nook
- Phil | Ph1LzA & Honey Ade
- Jack Manifold & Niki | Nihachu & TommyInnit
- Ranboo & Tubbo Underscore & Michael Underscore Beloved
- Ranboo & Niki | Nihachu & Technoblade & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Tubbo Underscore & Phil | Ph1LzA
- Foolish Gamers & Eret
- TommyInnit & Sam | Awesamdude & Lagos The Dreamweaver
- Piglin (Minecraft)
- Villager (Minecraft)
- Zombie Pigman (Minecraft)
- Technoblade (Orphan's Path)
- Phil | Ph1LzA (Orphan's Path)
- Phantom (Minecraft)
- Creeper (Minecraft)
- Other Character Tags to Be Added
- It's Literally Going To Be Every Mob I Don't Know What You Want From Me
- I'll Just Add The Mob When It Shows Up OK
- Enderman (Minecraft)
- VoiceOverPete (Orphan's Path)
- Arlus Finch (Orphan's Path)
- FitMC (Orphan's Path)
- Karl Jacobs (Orphan's Path)
- Josh | JoshA20 (Orphan's Path)
- Chip (Orphan's Path)
- South End (Orphan's Path)
- Kristin | Trixtin (Orphan's Path)
- The Dragon Of Moon's Landing (Orphan's Path)
- Lagos the Dreamweaver (Orphan's Path)
- William Cedric Larime (Orphan's Path)
- Chrysopoeia The Daughter (Orphan's Path)
- Carl (Orphan's Path)
- Wilbur Soot (Orphan's Path)
- The Angel of Flowers (Orphan's Path)
- Five Deities (Hardcore Series 4)
- Benihime (Orphan's Path)
- Ender King (Orphan's Path)
- Blaze Empress (Orphan's Path)
- Jean (Orphan's Path)
- Ocean Overlord (Orphan's Path)
- Heshe (Orphan's Path)
- Shehe (Orphan's Path)
- Technoblade (Orphans' Path)
- Foolish Gamers (Orphan's Path)
- Skeppy (Orphan's Path)
- BadBoyHalo (Orphan's Path)
- Original Characters
- Kristin | Trixtin (Orphans' Path)
- Benihime (Orphans' Path)
- Cornelius (TFTSMP)
- Catboy (TFTSMP)
- Robin (TFTSMP)
- Helga (TFTSMP)
- Bob (TFTSMP)
- Jack (TFTSMP)
- Daydream (Orphan's Path)
- FitMC (SMP Earth)
- Finley (Orphan's Path)
- Foolish Jr. (Orphan's Path)
- Sam-seong (Orphan's Path)
- Honey Ade (Orphan's Path)
- The Ade Family (Orphan's Path)
- Sally Soot (Orphan's Path)
- Jschlatt (Orphan's Path)
- Dream SMP Ensemble
- Grian (Hermitcraft)
- Xisumavoid (Hermitcraft)
- Fundy | ItsFundy (Orphan's Path)
- Fundy (Orphan's Path)
- Eret (Orphan's Path)
- Squid Kid | im a squid kid (Orphan's Path)
- TommyInnit (Orphan's Path)
- George Lore | Georgenotfound (Orphan's Path)
- Sam | Awesamdude (Orphan's Path)
- Sapnap (Orphan's Path)
- Ponk (Orphan's Path)
- Tubbo Underscore (Orphan's Path)
- Niki | Nihachu (Orphan's Path)
- Ender Dragon (Minecraft)
- Ender King (Hardcore Series 4)
- Lagos the Dreamweaver (Orphans' Path)
- Wilbur Soot (Orphans' Path)
- Mr. Beast (Orphan's Path)
- Jack Manifold (Orphan's Path)
- Wulf (Orphan's Path)
- Punz (Orphan's Path)
- Quackity (Orphan's Path)
- Ranboo (Orphan's Path)
- Hbomb94 (Orphan's Path)
- Wren Watson (Orphan's Path)
- Rosie Watson (Orphan's Path)
- Ghostbur (Orphan's Path)
- Tim (Orphan's Path)
- Primo Mendez (Orphan's Path)
- Selena (Orphan's Path)
- Babel (Orphan's Path)
- The Living Tapestry (Orphan's Path)
- Quackity (Orphans' Path)
- Michael Underscore Beloved (Orphan's Path)
- The Manifold (Orphan's Path)
- Puffy | CaptainPuffy (Orphan's Path)
- Sally Soot (Orphans' Path)
- The Watsons (Orphan's Path)
- Walter Crondale (Orphan's Path)
- Sylvester McCoy (Orphan's Path)
- Fundy | ItsFundy
- Shy (Orphan's Path)
- Sam Nook (Orphan's Path)
- Ade Family (Orphan's Path)
- Purpled (Orphan's Path)
- Herobrine (Minecraft)
- The Nether (Minecraft)
- Piglin Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- Wings
- Friendship
- Developing Friendships
- Language Barrier
- Sickfic
- Injury Recovery
- Techno & Phil @ Eachother: haha look at this idiot
- Loser Loners Trying To Survive
- Sneaking In My Minecraft Lore
- Just A Little Divine Horror. As A Treat
- For Some Reason The Only Techno and Philza Relationship Tag Was A Ship Tag
- Sometimes Friendship Is Trying To Keep Your Pet Idiot From Dying
- Pre-Canon
- First Meetings
- Wing Grooming
- Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF)
- Winged Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
- Technoblade & Phil Watson Friendship (Video Blogging RPF)
- Fishing
- Fictional Religion & Theology
- Immortality
- Three Canon Lives System on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- The End (Minecraft)
- The Overworld (Minecraft)
- Minecraft
- Animals
- The Minecraft Encyclopedia You Never Wanted Ever
- Written From An In-Universe Perspective
- Featuring My Excessive Amount Of Headcanons In A Desperate Bid For Continuity
- Minecraft Is Just Starved For Lore Aight
- Illustrations
- Made With The Intent For Other People To Use It For Headcanons
- Weird Biology
- Unreliable Narrator
- Magic
- Gods
- Fanart
- Official art
- author's commentary
- Reading
- Awkward Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- Immortal Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
- Scamming The Rich
- There's A Castle In The Sky Or 500
- Trains
- Travel
- Technoblade Discovering What The Fuck Dogs Are
- Featuring True Facts About Pigs
- Drugs! They Exist
- Skyblock
- Big Men In The Big City- What Crimes Will They Commit
- Fights
- Slavery
- Mental Instability
- Racism? Heard Of Her
- Man This Sure Is Vaguely Queerplatonic
- Haha The Lads Are Incredibly Lonely
- The Inherent Weirdchamp Of Living Before The Word "Queerplatonic" Exists As Common Knowledge
- They Haven't Discovered The Word Queerplatonic Yet
- Religious Discussion
- Religious Discrimination! It Exists And Boy Does It Suck
- The Lads Trust Eachother
- One Shot
- Do You Ever Think About How Pervasive Religion Is In The Dream SMP Canonically?
- because i do - Freeform
- SMP Earth - Freeform
- Antarctic Empire Faction on SMPEarth (Video Blogging RPF)
- War Crimes
- Trials
- Queerplatonic Relationships
- Fantastic Racism
- Web Series: Tales from the SMP
- Time Travel
- Military
- Military Uniforms
- Military Background
- Sparring
- Ableism
- And There Was Also A Portal On The Moon
- Letters
- Panic Attacks
- Minor Character Death
- Muzzles
- Prison
- Aromantic
- Moon
- Dragons
- Sieges
- Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
- Kristin Rosales Watson as Death
- Phil Watson's Chat is Made of Crows (Video Blogging RPF)
- Death
- Near Death Experiences
- Dissociation
- Body Horror
- Existential Crisis? Hear Of Her
- Assassination Attempt(s)
- Fear of Death
- Masks
- Blood God Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- Dreams
- Fellas Is It Normal To Feel Existential Dread At The Prospect Of Your Friends Aging
- "For You The World Phil."
- Immortal Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Codependency? Heard Of Her
- One (1) Mothman Joke
- Ballroom Dancing
- There's A Heist Joke To Be Had Somewhere
- I Wrote Techno As Aro/Ace
- And Philza As Aro/Allo
- live with it
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Violence
- Ghosts
- Grief/Mourning
- Violins
- Hostage Situations
- These Block Men Are Canonically War Criminals And Can And Will Do Morally Sketchy Things
- Survivor Guilt
- Reconciliation
- Trust
- Nightmares
- Late Night Conversations
- Gift Giving
- The Homies Care About Each Other
- Aromantic Asexual Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- Philza Is Aro/Allo In This And You'll Have To Live With That
- The Friendship Emeralds
- The Title Is A Lord Huron Joke
- Walking Canes
- Philza Canonically Robs A Casino
- Promises
- emotional honesty
- Past Suicidal Thoughts
- Past Violence
- Ah Divine Horror My Beloved
- Piglin lore
- Mental Breakdown
- The End Poem Just Hits Different You Know
- Sleep
- Literal Sleeping Together
- Technoblade Canonically Hibernates
- Redza? Heard Of Him
- Original Mythology
- Horses
- Folklore
- That's Right. An Entire Fable For Carl The Horse
- Bedtime Stories
- Good Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
- implied animal cruelty
- Techno And Phil Are Going To Steal God's Kneecaps
- War
- Past Implied Genocide
- The Power Of Friendship Occurs
- Post-Apocalypse
- Piglin Lore Occurs
- Rebuilding
- Implied/Referenced Suicide
- Technoblade Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF)
- Colorzas? Heard of her
- implied PTSD
- Murder! It Sure Happens
- There's No Such Thing As A Good War Kids. And Nobody Ever Wins.
- Assisted Suicide
- Ambiguous Relationships
- Falling In Love
- Not Inherently Romantic Love But Could Be Read As Such
- They Sure Are In Some Kind Of Love With Eachother
- You Know That Time Phil Jumped Into The Void? Yeah
- The End Poem Still Hits Different
- Local Angel Personifies Death
- And Promptly Falls In Love
- more at 11
- Thanos Fucking WISHES He Were Philza Minecraft
- The End
- Endlantis (Hardcore Series 4)
- The Nether Void (Hardcore Series 4)
- Hardcore
- Pirates
- Kidnapping
- Demons
- Canonical Character Death
- Drowning
- Ambiguous Sole Survivor
- Ph1lza's Hardcore Lore Slaps So Much Actually
- Major character death - Freeform
- I Cannot Stress How Much Canonical Death Occurs In This
- Non-Consensual Body Modification
- More Like Mildly Dubious Consent But The Point Still Stands
- Attempted self harm
- Unhealthy Relationships
- The Great Gatsby Is Public Domain Now. This Is A Threat.
- Multiplicity/Plurality
- Narrative Parallels to Multiplicity/Plurality
- Platonic Abuse
- Emotional/Psychological Abuse
- Stockholm Syndrome
- Mentioned Wilbur Soot
- Technoblade Has PTSD (Video Blogging RPF)
- Technoblade and Phil Watson are Not Related (Video Blogging RPF)
- Sleep Deprivation
- Sharing a Bed
- This Isn't Ship Homies Can Share Beds And Co-Parent Aight
- Imprisonment
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- Escape
- Phil Is Not Nice
- Mentioned Kristin Rosales Watson
- Phil And Techno Are Friends But They Are Also Old Gods And Don't Like Being Disturbed
- Technoblade Is Terrifyingly Methodical
- And Philza Knows It
- they're best friends your honor
- Demigod Noah Brown
- Deity Noah Brown
- Noah Brown-centric
- Identity Issues
- Names
- Mentioned Eret (Video Blogging RPF)
- There's Some Dead Bodies Kids
- Implied/Referenced Abuse
- Self-Discovery
- Good Demons
- Demon Summoning
- Rituals
- Soul Bond
- Implied/Referenced Violence
- They Turned Skep Into A Word As A Joke And I Have Decided This Is Lore Now
- Character Death
- Execution
- Suicide
- lmao yeah this one's kinda grim lads
- Phil Makes It Out Okay! Everyone Else Though.
- Philza Laughs At Everything For He Is A Little Bastard Man
- Immortal Kristin Rosales Watson
- Love
- Injury
- Hunters & Hunting
- Dreamsharing
- Religious Imagery & Symbolism
- not necessarily romantic
- But Whatever Death And Her Angel Have Going On They Sure Got A Lot Of It
- Possessive Behavior
- Devotion
- These Guys Are Inhuman Eldritch Beings! They Will Think Weird And Alarming Things
- Past Abuse
- Phoenixes
- There's a dead body
- Soft Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- Cave-In
- Toby Smith | Tubbo as Robin (Tales From the SMP)
- Alexis | Quackity as Helga
- GeorgeNotFound as Miles Memington (Video Blogging RPF)
- Web Series: Tales from the SMP References
- Episode: e002 The Village That Went Mad
- Adoption
- Found Family
- everyone but phil is playing their tales character okay
- Mentioned Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- Possession
- Murder
- Child Death
- Strained Friendships
- Kind Of A Downer Ending Not Gonna Lie
- Suicidal Ideation
- Family
- Reunions
- Fit May Be Older Than The Gods But He's Still Just Some Guy
- Sometimes You Catch Up With Your Estranged Uncle (Who Is A Crow And Also God)
- Totem of Undying Hybrid Noah Brown
- Foolish's Chat Is Made Of Doozers
- Identity
- Loss of Identity
- Noah Brown Needs a Hug
- Sad Wilbur Soot
- Winged Wilbur Soot
- Phil Watson is Wilbur Soot's Parent
- Sometimes The Homies Can Co-Parent
- Children
- Parenthood
- Child Loss
- Eggs
- Witches
- Magical Accidents
- Why Did I Use The Fridge Tag? Fuck Around And Find Out
- The Gang Is A Little Stupid But They Love Each Other
- Child Abandonment
- Don't Worry About It They'll Be Fine
- Passing Hermitcraft Reference
- Blood and Injury
- Talking to Dead People
- Phil Is Loving But Complicated
- they're trying their best
- Childhood Memories
- Phil Watson Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF)
- Hypixel - Freeform
- Magical Tattoos
- Altered Mental States
- In Retrospect There's Some Mild Horror Elements
- Hearing Problems
- Drugs! They Sure Exist
- Churches
- kids are mean
- People Say Uncomfortable Things
- Because Sometimes People Are Not So Poggers
- Minor Violence
- Birthday Fluff
- Wilbur Soot's Significant Other is Named Sally the Salmon
- Good Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
- Sheep Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
- Parental Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
- Teen Angst
- Coming of Age
- Arguments. So Many Arguments
- Domestic Disputes
- Banks! Some Of Them Are Bad
- Sometimes People Commit Yike When They Are Angry
- Music
- Food Trucks
- Anarchist Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- Kitsune
- Disability
- Chronic Illness
- Underage Drinking
- The Horrors Of Gentrification And Classism
- Poverty
- Bank Robbery
- Heist
- Marriage Proposal
- Flashbacks
- Triggers
- Drugs
- Riots
- Temporary Character Death
- Hadestown References
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy References
- Trans Floris | Fundy
- afab language
- Pre-transition Fundy
- Mentioned GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF)
- Time Loop
- Redza Real
- Good Grandparent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
- Good Parent Wilbur Soot
- Family Fluff
- Family Issues
- Long-Distance Friendship
- Goddess of Death Kristin Rosales Watson
- Wilbur Soot is Not Okay
- Wilbur Soot is Not A Villain
- Mental Health Issues
- Depression
- Childhood
- Kitsune Floris | Fundy
- Drug Addiction
- Dreams and Nightmares
- Prophetic Dreams
- Night Terrors
- Demigods
- Child Neglect
- Wilbur Soot is Floris | Fundy's Parent
- pre-transition
- Cannibalism
- Accidental Drug Use
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- farming
- Rivalry
- Technoblade Has ADHD (Video Blogging RPF)
- That's Right. The Potato War Is Canon
- One (1) LEGO Batman Movie Joke
- One-Sided Rivalry
- Human TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
- Traumatized TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
- Human Experimentation
- Unethical Experimentation
- Fantasy
- Laboratories
- Child Abuse
- Child Murder
- Prayer
- Emotional Manipulation
- Dehumanization
- Years Are Eighteen Months Long. I Will Not Elaborate.
- Clone TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
- References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
- Demiromantic
- Demiromantic is Arospec! Don't Debate Me In The Comments.
- The Arospec Rom-com You Never Fucking Asked For: Now With Eldritch Gods!
- Mutual Pining
- They're Blind Fools Your Honor
- Techno's Just Here To Clown On Phil Not Gonna Lie
- Miscommunication
- Amputees
- Past Injury
- Prosthetics
- Military Training
- Sheep Toby Smith | Tubbo
- But Scuffed And Mildly Concerning
- Wilbur Soot Sure Is One Of The Adult Figures Of All Time
- One-Sided Relationship
- Royalty
- Haha. Systemic Corruption
- Recreational Drug Use
- Duelling
- Radio
- Interviews
- Past War
- Disabled Character
- Festivals
- Sheep Hybrid Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
- Treason
- L'Manberg | L'Manburg on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Founding of L'Manberg | L'Manburg on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Rebellion
- Death Threats
- L'Manberg War of Independence on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Canon Temporary Character Death
- Traitor Eret (Video Blogging RPF)
- Fox Floris | Fundy
- Diplomacy
- TommyInnit's Discs (Video Blogging RPF)
- Winged Alexis | Quackity
- Baker Niki | Nihachu
- Multiple Pronouns for Eret (Video Blogging RPF)
- King Eret (Video Blogging RPF)
- President Wilbur Soot
- 2020 L'Manberg Election on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Self-Hatred
- Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
- Politics
- Strained Relationships
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Paranoia
- Manberg-Pogtopia War on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Manberg Festival on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Wilbur Soot and Technoblade are Not Siblings
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Terrorism
- Major Character Injury
- Corruption
- The Badlands on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Suicidal Wilbur Soot
- Betrayal
- Spies & Secret Agents
- Double Agents
- Self-Harm
- Mild Gore
- Canon Disabled Character
- Wakes & Funerals
- Hospitals
- institutionalization
- Weddings
- Lesbians! They Sure Happen
- Memory Loss
- Homies Can Co-parent And Share Beds
- Sheep Hybrid Toby Smith | Tubbo
- Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
- Birds
- Tubbo's Not Philza's Son But He Sure Is A Something!
- Tommy Is Canonically Parasocial For Philza Minecraft
- Just A Little Divine Horror
- Past Character Death
- Wilbur Soot is Not Ghostbur
- Blindness
- But Like Toph/Daredevil Blindness You Understand
- Family Feels
- Underworld
- Technoblade Needs a Break (Video Blogging RPF)
- Post-Manberg-Pogtopia War on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Ghostbur Is Not Wholesome
- TommyInnit Being Canonically Parasocial For Philza Minecraft
- Drinking to Cope
- Drug Abuse
- Niki | Nihachu Needs a Hug
- Diary/Journal
- Sad with a Happy Ending
- Newspapers
- Shapeshifting
- Alexis | Quackity is Not Mexican Dream
- God of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
- Dead Wilbur Soot
- Guilt
- These Immortal Fucks Are Madly In Love
- But Also Dumbasses About It
- Mentioned Floris | Fundy
- El Rapids on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Exile Arc on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Conservatorship
- Exiled TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
- Abuse
- Pandora's Vault Prison
- Police Brutality
- President Toby Smith | Tubbo
- Elder abuse
- King GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF)
- Logstedshire on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Tommy Doesn't Deserve This Shit
- But Also He's Kind Of A Dick TBH
- Substance Abuse
- Christmas
- Christmas Presents
- Flying
- Several Platonic "I Love You"s
- Drunkenness
- Sadder Than We Originally Intended!
- Trauma
- Jealousy
- Tattoos
- Bonding
- Arguing
- Blood Vines | The Crimson | The Egg
- Drug Use
- Doomsday War on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- 2021 Green Winter Festival on Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Loss of Trust
- Bombing
- Starvation
- Animal Death
- Necromancy
- Roommates
- Arctic Commune on Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Enderman Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)
- Post-Doomsday War on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Unrequited Awkwardness
- Road Trips
- Implied/Referenced Torture
- Protective Dream SMP Ensemble
- Man Gets Murdered In Public
- Disc War Finale on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- It's Not Paranoia If They're Really out to Get You
- Not Everyone Loves TommyInnit
- Blood and Gore
- Deity Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
- Limbo
- Wilbur Soot's Personal Limbo
- Wilbur Soot's Letters
- Past Child Abuse
- Some People Talk Their Feelings Out
- But Wilbur And Phil Sure Don't!
- Phone Calls & Telephones
- Generational Trauma
- Fleeting Hermitcraft Reference
- One (1) John Mulaney Joke
- Documentaries
- Post-Destruction of L'Manberg | L'Manburg on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Post-Disc Saga on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Post-Manberg Festival on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Butcher Army on Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Mentioned Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
- Las Nevadas on Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Big Innit Hotel on Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Character Study
- One (1) Chuckle Sandwich Reference
- Violent Thoughts
- Ambiguous/Open Ending
- Implied/Referenced Drug Use
- Doctor Ponk | DropsByPonk (Video Blogging RPF)
- They/Them Pronouns for Luke | Punz
- Snowchester on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Kinoko Kingdom on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Anarchist Niki | Nihachu
- Anarchist Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)
- Attempted Murder
- The Kids Are Not Okay And The Adults Are Trying Their Best
- Platonically Married Ranboo and Toby Smith | Tubbo
- Local Old Guys Radicalize The Impressionable Youth
- Sam Nook on the Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Toby Smith | Tubbo Has Nuclear Weapons
- Nuclear Weapons
- Anarchist Syndicate on Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Anarchist Syndicate is a Book Club on Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Father-Son Relationship
- Red Banquet on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Reincarnation
- Resurrection
- Eggpire on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF)
- Enemies to Friends
- Assassination Plot(s)
- The Song of Achilles References
- Existential Crisis
Summary
The story ends as it always began- with a man who had nothing but wings and the clothes on his back.
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- 699,480
- Works:
- 58
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Bookmarked by autisticoctavius
12 Sep 2026
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fantastic series. changed the way i write anything set in minecraft.
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Jedediah/Octavius (Night at the Museum)
- Jedediah (Night at the Museum)
- Octavius (Night at the Museum)
- Larry Daley
- Ahkmenrah (Night at the Museum)
- Lancelot (Night at the Museum)
- Attila the Hun (Night at the Museum)
- Amelia Earhart (Night at the Museum)
- Dexter (Night At The Museum)
- Kahmunrah (Night at the Museum)
- Al Capone (Night at the Museum)
- Theodore Roosevelt (Night at the Museum)
- Alternate Universe - Office
- Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
- Slow Burn
- Fluff and Angst
- Enemies to Lovers
- Midlife Crisis
- Eventual Smut
- Internalized Homophobia
- Mutual Pining
Summary
Octavius is balls deep in the closet and a mild midlife crisis. Jedediah just wants to fix the elevator.
AKA the corporate loser x mechanical engineer AU that literally nobody asked for.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 126,364
- Chapters:
- 35/35
- Comments:
- 808
- Kudos:
- 1,119
- Bookmarks:
- 155
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Bookmarked by autisticoctavius
12 Sep 2026
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literally my favourite natm fic ever <3