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What is a Dilf? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
22 Oct 2023
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Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓
You can't understand what it means to live until you see Batman in the gym while he trains. Folks, that man is the original dilf. Johnny Depp who? I would totally eat him.
Flash @TheOriginal ✓
Dude, are you drunk?
Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓
I might have a concussion. But hey, I'm seeing something worth living for. 10/10, I recommend it.
(Tim reads the JL's official Twitter and has uncomfortable questions for his older brother. Jason will make Hal Jordan pay.)
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Shock the Monkey by TheResurrectionist for batwayneman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
18 Apr 2017
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Hal Jordan babysits the Batfamily for a day. It goes about as well as expected.
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Trust Through the Ages by faithms
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
25 May 2022
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Looking forward, Wally pauses. He's standing, somewhere in a battleground. He has no idea how he got here.
Taking a breath, just like Dick and Bruce and Barry tell him to, he looks around to gather information.
He squints his eyes suspiciously at a group of costumed people fighting an alien looking person (creature? Is that alienphobic?) and confiscating a weird looking gun. He recognizes Superman and Wonder Woman from the Batcomputer and the News, though quite a few others look unfamiliar to him.
Seeing a flash of red, he quickly reprimands himself for not self-checking before realizing that he isn't hurt. He's just wearing Flash Red instead of Kid Flash Yellow.
Taking a stuttering breath, he closes his eyes and prays that his uncle is simply on a break for some reason before putting that entire part of this situation in a box in the back of his mind to not be opened for the time being.
He feels a tap on his leg and flinches as he looks down to see… Batman.
A very small Batman in front of him.
Setting a hand out, he asks softly, "B? Is that you?"
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De-Aging: ft. Flash!Wally and Batman!BruceSeries
- Part 25 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)
- Part 3 of Flash & Bat Things!!!
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Where Bats and Birds Roost by Mouse_in_this_house
Fandom: Batgirl (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Detective Comics (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Lanterns (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics)
23 Oct 2025
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The BatFam, as according to me and not DC
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They came to this isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, an arranged marriage is proposed. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
But in politics, as well as life in general, few things are as they first appear. It quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange, leaving a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels with the task of settling their interpersonal issues and learning to work together. There is far more at stake than just their lives.[Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements. 3 guesses on which is the slow burn couple, no price.]
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Why Can't Anything Be Simple? by Megamagic
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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Green Lantern and Batman are sent to another planet to try to stop a war that would consume a vast part of the galaxy.
However in the middle of the mission the planet is attacked by a power hungry species who thrive on war. To protect the lives of everyone on the planet Batman surrenders himself to the leader of the species. Who is fascinated by making the man his pet.The Justice League rush to rescue their teammate but are met with many road blocks along the way.
(Be aware this is a WIP and the tags are not updated fully. This is going to be a dark one so please re-check tags with every new chapter I post.)
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EASY LOVE (LIKE COUNTING DOWN TO THREE) by Cat_Paw
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, The Flash (TV 2014)
27 Jul 2017
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5 times Hal and Barry weren't a couple and 1 time they really were (but no one believed them)
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Bad Blood by arbirchy
Fandoms: DCU, DC vs. Vampires (DC Comics), Nightwing (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)
27 Oct 2025
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Band-Aids don't fix bullet holes
You say sorry just for show
If you live like that, you live with ghosts
If you love like that, blood runs cold.The piece of paper Wally had been working on since he was 18 was now his; Wally was finally a Doctor in Physics. He was excited to celebrate with Dick: or rather, had been, before Damian called.
A retelling of D.C. vs. Vampires from a BirdFlash perspective, between issues #6 and #7.
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An Honest Conversation by frozenpotions
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
09 Sep 2023
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“So Bruce’s longtime best friend had suddenly decided to start eye-fucking him at random. So what? Bruce was used to being the object of this kind of attention. It didn’t bother him.
It was—should have been fine. The issue was that it was Clark, and Bruce had enough trouble remaining rational about him at the best of times.”
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Bruce and Clark go from friends to lovers the long, long, long way round. Featuring a number of revelations, a well-meaning but nosy son (Dick) and, most prominently, two adult men being completely and utterly useless.
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“I am being exactly as dramatic as the situation requires,” Dick countered with a forcefulness that was honestly uncalled for. “You’re being dumb, end of story. I’m sure Alfred agrees with me. Right, Alfred?”
They both turned to look at Alfred, who politely inclined his head. “I’m afraid it would be terribly inappropriate of me, as a servant of this house, to offer an opinion on the subject.”
Bruce sighed. “Thank you, Alfred.”
“On a completely unrelated note,” he continued smoothly, “I should like to praise Master Dick for growing into such a sensible and empathetic young man, despite the oft questionable emotional intelligence of his adoptive parent.”
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Welcome to Gotham U by sardonic_sprite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
14 Mar 2023
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Notes for an AU I may or may not ever write, where Bruce is a chem professor at GU and somehow ends up adult-adopting his TAs.
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Bruce Fucking with the JLA by littlegh0st
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2022
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Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA.
Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.
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Bang (Let's Go Out With-)(I Hit the Ground-)(Wait a Minute-) by FauxPause
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
25 Oct 2025
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A Scarecrow breakout leads to a night that no one will ever forget. Under the influence of Fear gas, Nightwing intentionally executes the Joker with the Red Hood's gun when he sees the clown attack Jason in front of him. Unfortunately for Jason, Dick is just aware enough to know he's under the effects of Fear and is certain he's hallucinating the entire thing even though this Jaybird is a lot bigger than the one he's used to seeing.
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Nightwing kills the Joker. Jason learns about Last Laugh. Tim's love language is Scheming. Damian sees the Power of Friendship in action and, of course, the JL insist that they've been very patient - it's their turn for custody now, Batman.
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Batman's Crotch Gremlin by cyndy_nerd
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
11 Nov 2024
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If there is anything that Hal has learned from watching Batman's kid, it's that he shouldn't feed the little gremlin after midnight.
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When Did You Adopt Our Kids? by Deathpetal
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
19 Sep 2025
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As the Justice League keeps expanding, more and more younger gen heroes join the fight with them. But something weird keeps happening, they seem to be more comfortable with scary Batman than their actual mentors. And to think, it all started because Batman wanted to find a playmate for Robin the first…
OR: five times the Justice League were baffled to realize their proteges liked interacting with Batman, and the one time they found out why.
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- Part 1 of Na na na na na na Batfam
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The Contract by imanaddictiveiguess
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Deathstroke Inc. (Comics), Suicide Squad - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
19 Oct 2025
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Eons upon eons have passed since Hadrian "Harry Potter" Black became Death's master. Now expertly wielding powers that preside over both death and magic throughout all of existence and his world now long gone; Hadrian after mourning his friends and long lost world eventually took Death's offer and stayed by their side balancing the cosmos. Now millennia afterwards Death saw it fit to drop him in a new reality where super heroes and villains exist often facing world ending disasters like every other Tuesday. His new duty is that he must help keep this universe from imploding on itself all while on "vacation". No big deal…right?
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It's the same old story.
Hal wakes up the next morning and insists, “I wasn't that high last night,” and Barry arched an eyebrow, and says, “Pal. You were so doped up you asked Bruce if he was single, and then stormed out of the room when he said he wasn't.”
Except then Hal says, “Bruce is seeing someone?” in that hoarse, shivering scrape of a voice, like he's taken a knife to the gut, and you know what—
This is nothing like that story at all.
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- Part 6 of batlantern works
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OSIS SERIES by officialzepresentation
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
14 Sep 2025
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Every one shot that takes place following the fic 'one summer in smallville'.
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Hide and Seek by kwiatula
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
29 Sep 2025
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During his silent observation, Batman witnessed as Superman suddenly sat up, eyes searching the room before locking on to the main door.
“Someone’s here.” He interrupted Arthur mid sentence, suspending them in silence.
“What do you mean?” Batman stood slowly, a couple others followed suit as everyone strained their ears to see if they could make out any unusual movement or sounds.
Just then, the metal doors making up the entrance to their conference room hissed and slid open revealing…
“I found him!” A high pitched voice declared.
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Bruce’s kids take hide and seek a little too seriously.Series
- Part 3 of The Batman Bunch
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“I don’t think we should be taking money from Batman.” -Superman by Hashi_K
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
29 Aug 2025
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Five times where the Justice League thinks Batman is poor and one time he proves otherwise
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Hal works through all of the things Bruce and Clark fantasized about before they got together
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An excuse for me to practice writing smut
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- Part 2 of i always knew i could take you two
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很好，很棒