RumoredToBeCygnus
Fandoms
- Video Blogging RPF (4)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (4)
- Batman - All Media Types (2)
- Dream SMP (2)
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“What are you going to do to me?” Tim could hear himself rasp out, because even through this fog, he can recognise that snake-shark-prowl of his parents, the one where they had successfully engineered a good deal. (Dimly, he felt his hands flickering in and out under the table.)
“You are nothing without us,” Jack repeated. “You may as well be of use finally. With your ability, and the fact that you’re that silly sidekick, you’re going to bring pride to our name. And money.”
Oh dear.
They were going to sell him.
They were going to sell him, and Bruce wouldn't know, because he was going to be sold in the metahuman market and Batman didn’t know his partner was a metahuman.
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4 Times Jason Hid His Trauma + 1 Time Tim Helped Him by quotidian_void, RumoredToBeCygnus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
30 Aug 2023
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Exactly what the title says but anyway:
Tim ground his teeth furiously and held out his arm again. Jason was clearly Not Okay and he was ignoring that and spraying disinfectant on Tim’s hand.
Any questions he would ask, Jason would redirect. “Have you eaten? I swear you’re too scrawny” or “We’ll talk about the paleness of my skin after you fix the paleness of yours” or “I’ll stop avoiding if you start drinking more water”.
And then he never did.
Series
- Part 11 of The Mafia Files (expansion pack)
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It were a grief so brief (To part with thee) by Eutony (RumoredToBeCygnus), RumoredToBeCygnus for Technoblade and everyone with us
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
18 Nov 2022
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“Your job is to assassinate Technoblade. You've been appointed as his personal servant, so act like it.”
The tall teenager’s lips twitched, before they schooled themselves into a more blank face, wiping the slate of the emotions, as they were taught to. Simply nodding, they turn and walk back out the alleyway, leaving nothing but moonlight and stardust in their wake.
Or:
Ranboo is sent to assassinate Prince Technoblade. He doesn't expect that the man would show him care enough to make him doubt his job.
Or or:
hee hoo found family assassin au
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no mistake by Eutony (RumoredToBeCygnus), RumoredToBeCygnus
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Nov 2021
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Phil explains quickly, resolving to talk to his wife about that later. Kristin's expression becomes more stormy, and the temperature drops more during the story. At the end of the story, Her hands ball into fists, but She smiles.
"Do you need any help?" She grins, sitting next to Phil. "I'd be happy to assist."
"We already agreed on no death, mum." Tommy tells Her, and She rolls Her eyes. "Fucking hell, trust me, I want to fucking clart him, but no death."
"Well, okay. Fine." Kristin sighs. "Buuuut... sending demons and skeletons his way isn't off the list, right?"
Phil chuckles. "Yeah, but don't kill him."
Kristin smiles cheerfully. "Oh trust me, I won't!"
Ranboo pipes up from the couch. "I- I- I- I need t-to go. I'm- I'm sorry."
or:
shit's fucked, ranboo whump go brr, aaand protect ranboo squad assemble
(turn on creator's style for the best reading experience (?))
Series
- Part 3 of i'm going to techno and taking the kid with me
- Part 36 of Adoxgraphy
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if you feel lonely (i could be lonely with you) by Eutony (RumoredToBeCygnus), RumoredToBeCygnus
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Sep 2021
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(With pain ringing his every motion, Ranboo wiped his face with an arm. It stung, but not as much as his pride.
He’d broken down in his teacher’s- his friend’s- arms, he’d cried and he’d cried. He’d been weak, he’d been a burden on others. Quite frankly, Ranboo was mortified.“S-sorry about that.” Ranboo grimaced, trying for a smile.
Techno merely tilts his head, eyes seeing more than just his body. A dry smile touches the piglin’s lips. “No need to be sorry.”)Or: The highly-requested second part. Recovery starts.
(Title taken from Sports by Beach Bunny)
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Quo's Crazed Chocolate Milk-Induced Writing Challenge by PerconnesInconnu, quotidian_void, RumoredToBeCygnus, sardonic_sprite, TristiCorde
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Gotham Knights (Video Game 2022), Merlin (TV), Red Hood: Lost Days, Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans (Animated Series)
31 Oct 2025
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QUO'S WHUMPTOBER 2025 MIDST-MENTAL-BREAKDOWN-AT-MIDNIGHT-WRITTEN WRITING CHALLENGE
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- 138,202
- Works:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
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The Mafia Files (expansion pack) by Carriwitchet (RumoredToBeCygnus), Just_Vibing_and_Thriving, quotidian_void, RumoredToBeCygnus, TristiCorde
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Robin (Comics)
08 Nov 2023
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A collection of adventures that Tim and Jason go through relating to the universe AU where Tim meets the Batfamily early.
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- 194,033
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- 14
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Adoxgraphy by Eutony (RumoredToBeCygnus), RumoredToBeCygnus, Squidjet_101
Fandom: Dream SMP, Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF), Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF, ？？？？？ - Fandom
08 Nov 2021
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simply to fill your cravings
boreal trio my beloved
angst my love <3
(Adoxgraphy: beautiful writing on a subject of little to no importance)
and yes, i moved my adoxgraphy book here haha- Words:
- 98,808
- Works:
- 36
- Bookmarks:
- 63
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Whumptober 2021 (or i beat up boreal for 31 days) by Eutony (RumoredToBeCygnus), RumoredToBeCygnus
Fandom: Dream SMP, Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF), Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF, Whumptober Fest - Fandom, ？？？？？ - Fandom
30 Oct 2021
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In which my sanity breaks down.
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- 80,276
- Works:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 33
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cygnus’s 'chatfics' by Eutony (orphan_account), Eutony (RumoredToBeCygnus), RumoredToBeCygnus
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game)
20 May 2022
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look, the plan was they started as chatfics but... ya'know, they.. evolved.
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Aoi plays dress up with Cam
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- Part 39 of Let All Tides Rise Around You
Bookmarked by RumoredToBeCygnus
11 Dec 2025
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Unrelated one-shots of the batsiblings protecting each other from various threats, criminal, social, and otherwise. I'm open to ideas, but no promises. Any sibling combo protecting another from any sort of threat. You can ask on Tumblr if you prefer.
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Bookmarked by RumoredToBeCygnus
10 Dec 2025
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“We’re collecting all the isms tonight,” Jason announces.
To entertain themselves at a gala, the Batkids play bingo and a drinking game out of microaggressions. One sip for a basic, ignorant comment. Two sips for an underhanded insult. Three sips for multiple isms, and chug the glass if someone starts a fight.
As the only one legally old enough to drink, Dick is gonna end up wasted by the end of the night. Barbara is gleefully keeping track of their bingo sheets from afar. Bruce did not sign up for this.
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- Part 1 of batsib protection squad (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
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Get Trashed, Flirt With Strangers by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
13 Dec 2021
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Tim gets roofied at a party. Jason comes to the rescue.
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- Part 11 of Whumptober 2021: Electric Boogaloo
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,808
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- 1/1
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- 1
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Bookmarked by RumoredToBeCygnus
09 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
THIS IS WHAT I WAS FICKING LOOKONG FOR. YHIS SPECIFIC FIC
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Tim is sure he'll be fine stalking Red Hood through Crime Alley in civilian gear with no backup. Until he's caught by a stranger in a back alley.
Jason beats the fucking shit out of people who touch kids.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,820
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by RumoredToBeCygnus
09 Dec 2025