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There's no silence in the tent, not while Trap's tapping his foot in a perfect droning rhythm that feels as though it's knocking rocks around in Hawkeye's skull. Hawk finally thuds his head back. "You're gonna put a hole in the goddamn floor. Will you cut it out?"
"Hey, you find me a better way to spend all this fucking energy and I'll take it," Trap snaps. "I'm about two steps away from just throwing a wig on your head and making do."
The slippery tingle that rushes up Hawkeye's spine morphs into a snort. "You put a wig on Margie every time you take her for a picnic and pickle tasting?"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Hawk rolls his eyes. He gets a hand in his own dark locks and gives them a tug. "What, you don't see the resemblance here? Gimme two minutes to shave my face and you won't even need to close your eyes."
When the nurses conduct a second sex strike, the men have to find creative ways to satisfy their desperation. Hawkeye proposes to Trapper a couple of particularly unique options. But it's okay, it's not going to fuck up their friendship, not even a little bit. Right?
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- Part 1 of Ease of Use Extended Universe
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Join Alastor and Lucifer as they navigate the complicated relationship that developed a few months prior - a fallen angel who falls hard, and a reluctant demon who falls harder, fighting it every step of the way. A series that takes them through betrayal, heartache, injury and more. Hard talks can't be put off forever - but they really do give it their best shot.
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What if in season 3 episode 3, instead of Kim and Ron getting bonded by Professor Dementor's "Bondo-Ball" to Bonnie and Mr. Barkin, they are bonded to each other?
Not only will they be physically stuck together, but they will have to come to terms with unrealized feelings that surface... and decide if they want to do anything about it.
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After a heavy drinking contest gone awry, Alastor realizes there's a very real danger that Lucifer might up and leave the hotel. He decides that this is unacceptable. He researches a foreign (to him) spell to prevent this in the most subtle, low-key way possible.
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Alastor is as subtle as a sledgehammer.
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"You don't notice how House treats you lately?", Cuddy asked. "The touching? The pet names? Adjusting your tie during the board meeting the other day? Referring to you as his hubby in front of that homophobic lady?"
"Oh, god", Wilson mumbled. "Please tell me that not everyone is a talking about this. Once again, we're –"
"I know that you are", Cuddy finger-quoted, "not gay. But either House is up to something and dialling up this PDA is part of a bigger plan. One that you and I will have to clean up after once it blows up in his face."
"Or?", Wilson asked.
Cuddy gave him a last, amused look. "Or he's actually into you."
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In which House turns affectionate, Wilson suspects a prank, and both are emotionally inept idiots.
Includes: L Word marathons, fake Valentine's Day letters and oblivious mutual pining.