defectivehero
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Robert
You see, gentlemen. That’s what life is about: sex. There is no such thing as a product. Life is sex.Silence.
You
(mildly irritated)
Okay… Blatantly untrue and wildly inappropriate. We’re a paper company and our product is paper.Robert raises an eyebrow.
You
(frowning)
Also, you didn’t answer the question. We’re asking how you think your experience will be helpful. Not metaphorically—something tangible.Robert California has one of the more difficult interviews of his career. And he meets you. Unsurprisingly, these occurrences are connected.
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Anthony doesn’t expect to see you again. As days turn into weeks, he convinces himself that you were a mere figment of his imagination. He can admit, albeit reluctantly, that he was a bundle of nerves and restlessness that day—it was his first big exhibition in two years, after all. So his mind conjured up a handsome and mysterious stranger to distract him from the overwhelming fear that he will never amount to anything.
…Makes sense.
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- Part 20 of horror 🔪
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- 5,115
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As you walk past House’s desk, there’s a blur at your right, before you’re promptly hit in the face.
“Ow!” you hiss instinctually, more out of surprise than genuine pain. You were just hit with a flying projectile. House’s movements suggest he threw it. You frown and pick it up from the floor, finding it to be a blue razor.
“That’s a razor,” House says pointedly. “Use it,” he says flatly, motioning to your jaw and chin area.
House & transmasc reader moments!
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- Part 4 of house m.d.
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situations, circumstances, miscommunications by defectivevillain (defectivehero)
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
14 Sep 2025
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“I just thought you should know…” Jake trails off. “Well. You know I had that whole… bisexual awakening last month.”
You nod.
“Well, it was kinda… sorta… maybe… technically… probably…”
You raise your eyebrows expectantly.
“You threw me into it,” Jake blurts out. “Like, full-on gay panic. It’s your fault.”
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short on patience by defectivevillain (defectivehero)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
06 Sep 2025
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Silco seems stressed, irritated. And what kind of guy would you be if you didn’t try to diffuse the tension settling in the room? When Silco finally stops speaking, you make your move.
“I mean… you can just aim for their ankles, right?” you ask innocently. Silco’s eyes narrow in warning. You’re far too committed to care. “You’re pretty much down there anyway.”
You’re a good deal taller than Silco, which surprises you when you first meet him. And, being the generous guy you are, you make sure he knows it.
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horror 🔪 by defectivevillain (defectivehero)
Fandom: Alien (Original Movies 1979-1997), American Horror Story: Asylum, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Candyman (Movies), Creep (Movies 2014 2017), Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), El Hoyo | The Platform (2019), Fresh (2022), Halloween (Movies 1978-2002), Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris, Late Night with the Devil (2023), Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Scream (Movies), The Boy (Movies - Bell), The Exorcist (Movies 1973-2005), The Menu (2022), The Mortuary Assistant (Video Game), You (TV 2018), 킬링 스토킹 | Killing Stalking (Webcomic)
28 Sep 2025
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This is a collection of some of my reader-insert fics that take place in horror films, television shows, and video games.
Media so far: Alien, American Horror Story: Asylum, Candyman, Creep, Doki Doki Literature Club, Fresh, Halloween, Hannibal (TV), Late Night with the Devil, Resident Evil: Village, Scream, The Boy, The Exorcist, The Menu, The Mortuary Assistant, The Platform, Until Dawn, You
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- 20
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This is a collection of all my House reader-insert works! Feel free to browse. <3
- Words:
- 11,944
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- 4
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hannibal/reader oneshots by defectivevillain (defectivehero)
Fandom: El Hoyo | The Platform (2019), Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Subnautica (Video Game), The Menu (2022), The Mortuary Assistant (Video Game), The Most Dangerous Game - Richard Connell, The Patient (TV 2022)
30 Jul 2025
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What it says on the tin: Hannibal/Reader one shots! Each work is its own fic.
- Words:
- 60,802
- Works:
- 10
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- 7
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obey me! by defectivevillain (defectivehero)
Fandom: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!, Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game)
23 Apr 2025
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A collection for my Obey Me! fics. They are all unrelated and can be read as stand-alone pieces.
- Words:
- 25,603
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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ace attorney by defectivehero, defectivevillain (defectivehero)
Fandom: Hamilton - Miranda, 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
13 Apr 2025
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A collection of my Ace Attorney works. They're all stand-alone pieces!
- Words:
- 67,039
- Works:
- 24
- Bookmarks:
- 22
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Let Me Hear the Rest by jmarshv
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
28 Dec 2017
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Luke found himself alone at the Mos Eisley cantina, a drink shoved into his hand, and face to face with the most handsome man he'd ever seen.
A fill for this prompt from the Star Wars Kink Meme
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11 Feb 2023
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An attorney's badge was only the beginning of the things which Kristoph Gavin would steal from him over those seven years.
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20 Aug 2023
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A look into Chris' head after the events of the movie.
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21 Oct 2023
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It was like there was some kind of poisonous gas hovering in him, like what you got in a mine when you dug too deep, and sex with Rod burned it all away and made the air clear and breathable again.
They hadn’t been talking about it, though. They’d been talking about pod people, Rod’s latest thing. Pod people and gentrification.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,523
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 21
- Kudos:
- 208
- Bookmarks:
- 41
- Hits:
- 1,422
Bookmarked by defectivehero
21 Oct 2023
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After confronting his soulmate in the Department of Mysteries, Harry had other things to think about—like Sirius’s death, the prophecy, and the fact that he was once again back at the Dursleys. Rabastan Lestrange writing him letters is just another stupid thing Harry has to deal with, as far as he’s concerned.
Series
- Part 2 of Songs of the Stormy Season 2024
- Part 2 of The Name on His Arm
Bookmarked by defectivehero
02 Dec 2024