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  1. 7

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    Tom and Harry start a podcast together.

    It goes about as well as you'd think.

    (Unbeknownst to them, people start to ship the pair...)

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    Set in a universe where Tom and Harry attended Hogwarts together, and Harry proceeded to stop Tom from becoming a Dark Lord, they run a podcast together.

    Riddle Me This (alternately, the world's best/worst podcast) is the main work in the series. Other works are spin-offs, of which there are five main:

    1. Riddle Me This ✔
    2. Pick Up Potter ✔
    3. The Wedding: Cluedo With Less Murder ✔
    4. The James Evans Debacle ✔
    5. Riddle Me That, Youtube

    This is the main storyline of the series. There are also additional works which are just accompaniments:

    6. The Great Riddle Conspiracy ✔
    7. [BEEP] [BEEP]: The Hate Comments
    8. BONUS CONTENT: Hermione Is Tired Of Their s[BEEP]
    9. Riddle Me Chat Fic ✔

    + Any snippets Alf wrote for the original Riddle Me This, if it wants to add them!

    ...Or, in other words: this was supposed to be a oneshot. this was supposed to be a oneshot. this was sUPPOSED TO BE A ONESHOT

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    Tom and Harry start a podcast together.

    It goes about as well as you'd think.

    (Unbeknownst to them, people start to ship the pair...)

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  4. 59

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    In which Moss (The Dreamer) (The Survivor) (The Hero) (The Leader) (The Lieutenant) (The Misfit) (The Warrior) (The Wise) (The Fighter) (The Lover) (The King) (The Optimist) (The Hunter) (The Soldier) (The Protector) (The Heir) (The Ruthless) (The Emo) (The Genius) (The Weapon) (The Healer) (The Cynic) (The Poet) (The Unwanted) (The Fearless) (The Queen) (The Reader) (The Killer) (The Comedian) (The Assassin) (The Deviant) (The Nobody) (The Gambler) travels through different fandoms and timelines causing chaos wherever they go.

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  5. 11

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    The Golden Trio, an all-male K-pop Idol Group (Harry, Ron, and Hermes) care for their fans above all else. One fan in particular stands out. A hidden fan by the name of Dr. Severus Snape who seems even more wrapped up in Harry than they ever imagined. It'll take a world renowned K-pop Idol Group, a doting disconcerting Doctor, a twinkling outlandishly dressed Manager, an ugly cat and a cute owl, a once famous Singer, and a pile of Marauding Officers to keep the fans safe from Riddle.

    For the Fans!

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  6. 14

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    "Big up yourself 'cause you know they don't
    I chew, chew, chew 'cause they hope I choke (hey)"


    》⭐《


    Moss reincarnates again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again but is kidnapped right after being born (again).

    Or: Moss is mad.

    (And Moss is a wixen, and Moss is going to kill someone, and Moss has family, and Moss goes to Hogwarts, and Moss is not a lion.)

    Alternative name: Moss and the Dark Raven.

    (The Cynic)

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    The long road to recovery after Harry Potter spends two years as Voldemort's prisoner.

    AKA

    It's hard to get a grip when your life has been one insane traumatic experience after another.

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    Draco had dealt with enough death to make peace with his own. Getting a handle on his emo angst, he assumed his life would end after Dumbledore’s murder. He didn’t expect to keep living. He didn’t expect to find something, someone left living for. He didn’t expect to reach out to Harry Potter for help. Even more so, Draco didn’t expect to fall in love with him in doing so.

    This is a slow-burn romance and redemption Drarry fic written by a touch-starved queer person with a newly rekindled love for Paramore and MCR. Enemies-to-lovers always hits different when ‘Playing God’ is in the soundtrack!

    Get ready for Draco ‘overthinking is my therapy’ Malfoy, Harry ‘not settling for less’ Potter, nonbinary Hermione, and supportive best friend Ron, with appearances of ‘awkward big brother’ Bill and other notable Weasleys.

    Explicit consent and content warnings are important to me. This fic is mostly a safe space, with warnings added to relevant chapters (there’s no SA/abuse in general). Yet, if anxious/angsty overthinking isn’t your thing, maybe just skip this entire fic.

    Named after the album/song by Allison Ponthier (queer artist, check her out!!) :)

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  10. 34

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    H. has no body. They take over someone else for 24 hours and then they are gone. They don't get to choose who they will wake up as, but they do know that:
    1. It is always someone around their age, no more than 3 years older or younger.
    2. It is always someone near their last body.
    3. The change happens at 00:00.
    4. They never get to be the same person twice.

    They cannot leave any trace of their presence without majorly disrupting that person's life without consent.
    But then they wake up in the body of Fleur Delacour. And then in the body of her boyfriend. From that moment on, everything, every day, it all keeps leading back to her.
    Many people don't believe in fate, but then again, no one would believe someone like H. could exist either. Perhaps there is something to destiny, after all.

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  11. 1

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    "Harry, how do you even cope with something like this?"

    Hi everyone, I would just like to point out that this story is going to be based on my experience of discovering that I'm transfemme, and also coming out. Recently, I have unfortunately had to come out to my family, so I thought that I would write this as a way of coping, as it has been very stressful.

    Please be warned that there may be triggering moments of:

    -abu$e

    -homophobia

    -transphobia

    -$H

    I will make sure to indicate a TW where there may be moments, as I don't want someone to get triggered

    disclaimer: I don't own HP or any of the characters involved

    Please take care

    -Hailey

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    Now a married couple, Tom and Harry make good on their promises, and a second podcast begins.

    The fans are still growing, and they are delighted.

    Somewhere in between bad pick-up lines and kissing, Tom and Harry are still deeply in love with one another. It's a miracle. (Almost.)

    (The long awaited sequel to Riddle Me This!)

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      Pick-Up Potter by goldenzingy46
      Summary:

      Now a married couple, Tom and Harry make good on their promises, and a second podcast begins.

      The fans are still growing, and they are delighted.

      Somewhere in between bad pick-up lines and kissing, Tom and Harry are still deeply in love with one another. It's a miracle. (Almost.)

      (The long awaited sequel to Riddle Me This!)


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      HARRY: Tom, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

      TOM: [choking] I don't know much about religion, but I'm pretty sure you just called me Satan.

      [pause]

      TOM: Satan IS a Dark Lord, I suppose...

      HARRY: Tom you have to stop this countryism.

      TOM: What countryism? America is a continent!

      HARRY: Why would I know geography?

      TOM: We are functioning adults, not pre-schoolers.

      HARRY: [horrified] We’re adults?

      HERMIONE: [voiceover] Once upon a time, I had trust. I had FAITH.

      TOM: Harry?

      HARRY: Yes?

      TOM: What’s a pencil?

      HARRY: You’re so f[BEEP]ing stupid. I love you so much.

      HERMIONE: [voiceover] You’re so f[BEEP]ing stupid.

      TOM: I love you too?

      TOM: I bow to nobody.

      HARRY: Not even me?

      TOM: [softly] You’re not just anyone, Harry.

      HARRY: I’d join the dark side just because you were there.

      TOM: And I’d turn away from it to save your life.

      HARRY: Turning soft for me?

      TOM: Always.

      HARRY: Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

      TOM: We spend every waking moment and MORE together. It’s hardly love at first sight; more like undying love and devotion born from hours of laughter.

      HARRY: When did you get so sweet?

    • 27 Jun 2025

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  13. 7

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    Hermione hasn't been complacent with anything in the six previous years of attending Hogwarts, nor the year of running and war. Attending for one last year is not an opportunity to pass up.

    But without Harry or Ron, and thus spending more time with the girls also coming back for an extra year, Hermione might just learn more about herself, or themself, than expected.

    -_-_-

    Or Hermione learns about gender and that it's not set by what others think.

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  14. 2

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    Now a married couple, Tom and Harry make good on their promises, and a second podcast begins.

    The fans are still growing, and they are delighted.

    Somewhere in between bad pick-up lines and kissing, Tom and Harry are still deeply in love with one another. It's a miracle. (Almost.)

    The long awaited sequel to Riddle Me This!

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  16. 22

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    It's here, it's gay, it's a podcast: it's Riddle Me This. But now accusations of plagiarism are being thrown around, and who's this Gwendoline Weasel? For that matter, what's the James Evans series?

    (A sequel to Riddle Me This, Pick-Up Potter, and The Wedding: Cluedo But With Less Murder. You may wish to read those first for context.)

    ((For those who are uncomfortable with internet discourse, even fake discourse, this is entirely skippable. A summary will be in the end notes.))

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  17. 38

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    You heard it, everyone: Tom and Harry, our favourite dumb gay podcasters, are getting married.

    Of course, they're physically incapable of being sensible human beings, and decide to invite their listeners to the wedding—only if they can solve the clues, though. It sets off an internet wide guessing game, and all cultimates in a wedding with greater shenanigans than ever before.

    (Set chronologically before Pick-Up Potter, but designed to be read afterwards. On that note: this is a sequel to Riddle Me This and Pick-Up Potter, so you may want to read those ones first!)

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    • 11 Aug 2025

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    • 24 Jul 2025

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      The Wedding: Cluedo But With Less Murder by goldenzingy46
      Summary:

      You heard it, everyone: Tom and Harry, our favourite dumb gay podcasters, are getting married.

      Of course, they're physically incapable of being sensible human beings, and decide to invite their listeners to the wedding—only if they can solve the clues, though. It sets off an internet wide guessing game, and all cultimates in a wedding with greater shenanigans than ever before.

      (Set chronologically before Pick-Up Potter, but designed to be read afterwards. On that note: this is a sequel to Riddle Me This and Pick-Up Potter, so you may want to read those ones first!)


      fav parts

      HARRY: He's a lunatic. A complete lunatic. I love him.

      TOM: [softly] I love you too.

      @JerryHarryWho

      Is this Tom’s way of telling us his kinks?

      @RiddleMeThis

      Absolutely not. I already have to edit the show, I do not need to be scarred further outside of it. Cancelled.

      @PodcastsKilledMe

      @JerryHarryWho I’m sorry but our friendship is over now you’ve been cancelled by the love of my life, Hermione Granger.

      @WeaselVonWeasel

      whilst i’m sure they appreciate the support, we’re already dating

      @PodcastsKilledMe

      Yet another one of my hopes and dreams crushed

      @JerryHarryWho

      Lils are we still on for movie night

      @PodcastsKilledMe

      Of course

      HARRY: What part of don’t be mean did you miss?

      TOM: The don’t. Weren’t you listening?

      TOM: My father does not need to turn up.

      HARRY: He’s trying, Tom, give him a chance. He’s tried to do his best for you all his life.

      TOM: And he hasn’t done a very good job of it.

      HARRY: I love you. I love you so much.

      TOM: I love you more than life itself.

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  18. 5

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    Our favourite wixen, Moss (Alpha, Allie, Lord Phantom, Lord Peverell, 'puff boi, The Roommate; Harial, Evans, mio angelo, Al; Marcello, Boss, giovane capo, Marce, Letus, Heir Zabini, tesoro, creatura oscura, big Zabini, weird Zabini), through different Wizarding World's timelines.

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  19. 18

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    we're all in this together
    ⚡: gay

    ...Alternately: Yes, Riddle Me This needed a chat fic side fic. Featuring no less than eight group chats, stupid group chat names, Neville can't type, dumb gays being dumb gays, Malfoy twins, swearing, iconic bastards, and shenanigans. Spans the first five Riddle Me This fics.

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