Kalopsian_turtlez
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Jimmy and Tolkien have a sleepover and end up cuddling in a very not-gay way, trust.
(Shh, it’s actually really gay)Series
- Part 63 of One-shots
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You Do It To Yourself. by Kalopsian_turtlez
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003)
05 Nov 2025
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ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ.
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴜʀᴛꜱ-
ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ,
ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʏᴏᴜ.
ʏᴏᴜ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ.
ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ…Michelangelo hurts himself, and has nobody to blame for his actions but himself. No matter how hard he tries to push to blame into someone else, he can only do it to himself.
Series
- Part 62 of One-shots
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Intuition by Kalopsian_turtlez
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
28 Oct 2025
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Michelangelo speaks with her Shinigami, Light. And her father comes to realize something is terribly off with his child.
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- Part 61 of One-shots
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Strange isn’t Special. by Kalopsian_turtlez
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003)
27 Oct 2025
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Michelangelo sees an old cartoon he used to watch as a turtle tot, and is instantly struck with an existential crisis that feeds off his disintegrating ego and self esteem.
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- Part 60 of One-shots
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the Sewers Reek of Death. by Kalopsian_turtlez
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003)
26 Oct 2025
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Michelangelo is struck on the head by a strange Notebook that falls from the heavens. Upon taking it home, A God of Death appears to inform him of the power he now truly possesses.
Series
- Part 59 of One-shots
Recent series
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One-shots by Kalopsian_turtlez, Kalopsian_turtlez (orphan_account), orphan_account
Fandom: Death Note (Anime & Manga), South Park, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 1987), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Time Warp Trio (Cartoon), 짜장소녀 뿌까 | Pucca (TV)
27 Nov 2025
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Random one-shots, mostly angst-shots of Mikey.
- Words:
- 68,039
- Works:
- 63
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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ShredKrang by Kalopsian_turtlez, Kalopsian_turtlez (orphan_account)
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 1987), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
27 Aug 2025
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Random ‘87 Shredder and Krang scenarios cause they’re so cute and silly
- Words:
- 2,901
- Works:
- 6
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BLITZ AU by Kalopsian_turtlez
Fandom: Mutant turtles: Superman Legend, Original Work, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 1987), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
20 May 2025
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A series of information for my TMNT 1987 based AU
- Words:
- 1,194
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Full Stories_Not oneshots. by Kalopsian_turtlez
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 1987), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
20 Apr 2025
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A list of my multi-chapter fics- they’re not intended to be connected to each other at all unless otherwise stated. Thanks for reading!
- Words:
- 51,473
- Works:
- 5